lilweirdward

What kind of monstrous, no-good alliance would drop their own protectorate? Anyway, congrats to the leap year alliance on their first formal CN treaty, and best of luck!

Great to see this! Congrats to our allies in Fark!

Give newbies nukes. Welcome back and good luck!

I’ve never seen alliances sign a rogue into slavery before. That’s certainly a decision by all parties.

I hate to admit this but I’m just gonna come out and say it: that is a really nice new flag you got there, CLAWS.

RIP Invicta. Our Aftermath times were certainly memories, but honestly you were the best of us, for what that’s worth lol.

It’s just not the same, Johnny.

Bundy still needs to get his fourth touchdown, if you catch my meaning. Dang, no diatribe? That’s a shame, I always read those, every last word. I’ll try harder next time.

RIP UCR? Congrats to Bundy and the rest of The Wolves!

I literally don’t even know who you are.

A treaty between the two people with the most wars fought in Herogasm just feels right. Cheers to everyone in The Wolves! You’ve proven yourselves to be fantastic allies in every capacity, and I’m really excited for our future together.

I have a confession to make. Selfishly, I saved the best and most important stats for myself to post. Thanks to @admin for making these stats possible to collect! Alliance Casualties: And the top 20 in casualties gained by all nations that ended the war in one of the above 5 alliances: Congrats to The Wolves in decisively winning the most important stat of the war, in addition to all the other stats as well! You can't do much better than nearly 50 million casualties from a raid o7 peace in our time

Thank you to MONGOLS and NG for going above and beyond to achieve a peaceful outcome. I know that it’s been a stressful time for everyone, but I really respect the way you all handled this agreement. Now we return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Oh. OH. Ohhhhhh. Interesting. I honestly cannot think of a more attractive couple than Polaris and MONGOLS. To their future!

Really awesome treaty between some awesome folks! I’m excited for the future! Jeez man, do I even need to say it?

Not sure where in the Bible it says not to use the phrase “cope and seethe” but I’m sure you’re the expert. Why are you so mad, though? Is the thought of so many handsome individuals in one treaty just that upsetting?

What a wonderful treaty between alliances containing the two most handsome men in CN. This is excellent. Cope and seethe, Franz.

On this, the eve of nothing notable in particular, I thought it would be a good time to update statistics once again. The last update was 8/21, so the changes are fairly significant this time around. Alliance Name Active Nations Nation Strength Damage Dealt Damage Received Offensive Wars Defensive Wars Nukes Per Active Nation Libertarian Socialist Federation 3 25,517 (-29,871) 195,133.35 (+38,671.91) 163,493.90 (+30,055.83) 27 (+6) 21 (+4) 5 (+9.3333) Union Of Communist Republics 16 (-1) 500,485 (-231,363) 969,745.52 (+203,816.35) 1,109,127.36 (+319,609) 76 (+8) 159 (+61) 12 (-4.0588) Socialist Workers Front 2 90,091 (-29,042) 78,968.27 (+24,148.78) 105,827.81 (+28,348.57) 1 15 (+1) 12.5 COMECON 2 (-1) 10,771 (+3,447) 3,333.98 11,665.18 (+1,046.97) 0 5 (+1) 0 Global Alliance And Treaty Organization 26 6,423,063 106,732.64 99,954.40 6 0 36.4615 Post Grunge Supergroup 48 3,084,385 33,663.63 72,353.65 8 2 17.2708 The Wolves 8 (-6) 181,456 (-166,971) 1,207,821.71 (+196,767.83) 1,146,882.81 (+166,338.73) 167 (+33) 103 (+13) 10.375 (+0.2321) MONGOLS 5 451,550 265,838.01 179,851.21 8 13 5.4 Non Grata 84 6,631,349 88,762.58 60,843.37 28 2 21.7024 With the war having expanded so much since the last update, my framework for presenting stats is starting to fall apart a little bit. If this war continues in this state (or expands even further) for much longer, I may look into restructuring the layout so it includes more information that reflects the nature of the war better, particularly the two-sided nature with TW vs. RED ALERT being considered separate to the conflict that evolved from the MONGOLS raid.

Congrats to Doom Squad! 100% aid slot usage is an impressive feat!

This is my favorite OWF thread in a while. Is there anyone else in Doomsphere who wants to come cry crocodile tears over the horribleness of raiding an alliance’s upper tier while they’re at war? Maybe someone else from Oculus wants to wail about being “bullies” using overwhelming force against an alliance? The end of an era is even more fun to witness than I imagined it would be.

Lenin this is an A+ DOW. Fantastically done. RIP UCR

Oh dear. It seems like @SoloRocket’s fear of declaring wars is contagious.

Nah.

This is my favorite thing I’ve seen done in a long time, and I’m so proud to have been a part of it. The future is exciting! o7 XX o7 tC o7 Shenanigans!