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The “ItS jUsT rOtAtEd!” Accords Preamble Caustic was the leader of Non Grata, a notorious street gang in the city. He was cold and calculating, with a reputation for being ruthless and unforgiving. Canik, on the other hand, was the leader of FTW, a rival gang that had been at odds with Non Grata for years. Despite their differences, Caustic and Canik couldn’t deny the attraction that they felt for each other. Every time they met, the tension between them was electric, as if they were two magnets being pulled together despite their best efforts to resist. As the Leaders of their respective gangs, Caustic and Canik knew that a relationship between them was forbidden. They tried to ignore their feelings and focus on the ongoing turf war between Non Grata and FTW, but the more they tried to stay away from each other, the more they found themselves drawn together. Eventually, the tension between them reached a breaking point. Caustic and Canik found themselves alone in a room, their emotions running high. They fought at first, each trying to prove their superiority over the other. But as they grappled with each other, their anger gave way to passion, and they finally gave in to their true feelings. From that moment on, Caustic and Canik were inseparable. They worked together, to end the gang war and bring peace to the city, using their combined strength and leadership to unite their rival gangs under one banner. And as they stood side by side, watching over their united kingdom, they knew that they had finally found the love and acceptance that they had always been searching for. Article 0 – “ItS jUsT rOtAtEd!” Non Grata and the Freehold of the Wolves both agree that this is 100% Velocity’s fault. Article I – “You can’t claim us, we live here” Non Grata and the Freehold of the Wolves both agree that their flags are indistinguishable from each other and that both acknowledge each other’s sovereignty and will solve issues in private. Article II – Non-Aggression Non Grata and the Freehold of the Wolves agree that it is in the best interest of both parties to stay friendly, and cordial with each other, and to maintain Caustic and Canik’s forbidden love for each other. Article III – "Supply lines and reinforcements" Non Grata and the Freehold of the Wolves recognize that communication, intelligence, and aid freely given is vital to maintaining this forbidden love. Both parties agree to act in good faith, share any relevant information with each other, and aid each other whenever and wherever possible Article IV – “Ride or Die” Non Grata and the Freehold of the Wolves both agree that they are Ride or Die, partners. Both partners will defend the other no matter what. Both parties agree that it is better to commit Seppuku than to break this bond. Both parties agree to freely provide aid to each other, whenever and wherever possible. Both parties agree that the activation of this treaty in a defensive war is required within the next 72 hours. If one of the parties breaks this article, this treaty will be considered null and void. Article V – Optional Aggression Both parties also agree that they are allowed to join in on any aggressive fun that the other is having, but this is not required. Both parties agree to freely provide aid to each other, whenever and wherever possible. Article VI – Termination If either alliance wishes to terminate this treaty at any time, they must privately inform the government of the opposite side at least 96 hours in advance. Signatories, For Non Grata: Lyanna, Sugar & Violence!!! Kerschbs, Closet Democrat Lenin, The Milkman Erwin Schrodinger, Schrothodoxy Patriarch weebl, Concentrate and Ask Again Rhizoctonia, RON Steel Ballz Caustic, Pope of Non Grata & Canik’s lover Stewie, Master of the NG Senate & Dreadnought God-Emperor For the Freehold of the Wolves: King of Fire & Ice - Dark Lord Sauron, the All-Seeing Monarch, & who’s tired of Smitty’s titles Hand of The King - Pjk11, the sentient Taco, resident fly on the wall Regent - Velocity, only in charge sometimes, probably Council of Lords Lord of State - Velocity, who’s fault it always is. Deputy Lord of State – Joseph Black/Muddog, Lord of the Chattahoochee Lord of War - CodArk2, Autocorrect Expect Deputy Lord of War – Canik, the Mad King, Resident madman with a gun, Caustic’s lover Deputy Lord of War – Piley, Resident Communist Lord of Economic Affairs - Bowlzahoy, definitely not a second robot Deputy Lord of Economic Affairs – BMK812, Lord Draculea’s protege Lord of Internal Affairs - Smitty, Alliance Archivist, Master Wiki Editor, Lord of GIFs, Lyanna’s best friend, & Master of Many Titles Deputy Lord of Internal Affairs – Phillip VI, Smitty’s protege

I am so incredibly happy to see this finally happen. I cannot wait to see what kind of shenanigans that NpO and FTW get in together. To the future!

YAY! The Web gets Webbier!

I am so happy to see this finally happen. It has been clear to me and pretty much everyone else how much CCC and Polar have loved each other. It is about time that y'all formalize your love for each other.

the web gets webbier!

Damn you Firingline for making me agree with you.

So, before you even confronted Canik to ask him about these supposed "violations", you voted to banish FTW from RFI. Good to know. Before it had come to light that Claude had forged documents and lied to all of you, and before you even asked Canik about it, RFI voted and "banished" FTW from the bloc. Thank you for showing us what great bloc mates you are. FTW leaving RFI was the best thing that could have happened to us. And this just proves it.

Love the LOTR reference. You just became my favorite person in CN.

I am happy that we were able to reach an outcome that everyone could agree on! Here's to bringing in the new in style! You all are amazing. Thank you for making the last 6 months fun.

Now that is a good idea. LET'S GO!!!

You read my mind. Thank you for finally saying something that we have all known to be true since the day we left RFI. Leaving RFI was the best decision that @Canik ever made as King, well that and signing CCC. Love you @lilweirdward

Helpful as always Hakai ... never change!

I think it is time that we can have a serious conversation about the name of this war. I know many of you dislike the name "Herogasm." If you have serious suggestions for the name of the war, please post them. I like the name "Herogasm", but I also like the name "BiPolar 2: Electron's Boogaloo". The "TriPolar War" also works for me. Submit your suggestions below.

I would take TIE over CLAWS... and that is really saying something.

Because they do the hard work for you?

Wait.... GATO is in this war? Huh, you learn something new everyday.

Hickory, dickory, dock, The CLAWS ran up the clock; The clock struck one, The CLAWS fell down, Hickory, dickory, dock. Tick Toc Tick Toc Tick Toc TL;DR: CLAWS is only #3 because they are all in peace mode.

you right, my bad. I take back what I said.

This totally unnecessary post does not belong in the alliance announcement section of the forums. @Mithrandir please fix this.

You know that MHA hit Doom Wolves and Doom Squad on July 17th, right? That is 3 months ago. You are only just now responding to it? Sad.

Yawn. Try Harder. You gotta fondle the b*lls when choking on NPO's d*ck. When you do that maybe, just maybe, they may consider thinking about possibly having the thought of "Maybe we should let CLAWS into Oculus". Being part of Oculus is what you have always wanted, right? If you were a member of Oculus, you won't have to disband your alliance when you find out your alliance is about to be rolled. Instead you can have big daddy Pacifica protect you while you nurse at their teet.