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  1. [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1308707105' post='2738042']
    The lengths some smuggos are going to to make SOS look like the losers in a situation where SOS attacked out of the blue with an indefensible position then walked away scott free is highly amusing to me.

    Congratulations, Dan. Locke shall now be known as Slick Willy.
    [/quote]
    SOS Brigade received my mercy and only barely. I think a bit of Tygaland rubbed off on me.

  2. My deepest apologies to the peanut gallery that they didn't get their war.

    I am more than displeased with the aggressive and irrational behaviour displayed by the current leadership of the SOS Brigade, and would have loved the opportunity to teach them a lesson, but there were bigger issues involved here beyond a petty war waged by an animoo alliance.

    I promise next time (and I completely expect a next time) I won't be so kind.

  3. [quote name='Arrnea' timestamp='1308657316' post='2737138']
    I'm pretty sure [b]you[/b] would deal with an active, malicious campaign against your alliance from one that hates you and everything you stand for.
    [/quote]
    Cry me a river of oh so delicious tears.

    There is no "active, malicious campaign" against your alliance and there never has been. This is nothing more than a blind delusion fueled by your inability to realise your own mistakes, combined with the kind of baseless hyperbole that makes me want to eat a kitten sandwich.

    Trust me, if there's such a campaign, we're doing a very poor job to get "the Sakura is eeeeeebil they haet us all and want to steel r cheezburgar" treatment, considering how much I've defended you all when Tetris talks about you, and gave your members a kind welcome in our home as visitors.

  4. [quote name='Arrnea' timestamp='1308639533' post='2736987']
    Actually, [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/SOS_Brigade_%28Standard_Edition%29#New_Sakura_Order]it's true[/url].
    [/quote]
    The true New Sakura Order was founded 22 January 2010. You just took the name from me.

  5. [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1306776320' post='2720672']
    Anyway, if you didn't want an "impossible-to-win war against an alliance twice our size," you could have tried not declaring on that alliance, just a thought. :ph34r:
    [/quote]
    Whoa, whoa, you all declared war on us. This announcement is just a recognition of that fact.

  6. [quote name='Locke' timestamp='1306685205' post='2720031']
    One large nation does not an alliance make. And when the rest of your alliance is weak enough that people like me who don't care enough to pay attention to build anything half decent can neutralize your members in a day when you declared first, well... :rolleyes:

    Needless to say, I expected more than this; I haven't lost a war in TE since I came back a few rounds ago, no matter how hard I try, it's beginning to irk me.
    [/quote]
    One of the people you declared on actually quit running the nation, but kept it alive so I can keep my trades. Are you seriously bragging about winning against an inactive nation, when practically anyone can do that? I have exclusive news for you: you are not a unique and special snowflake.

    Actually, I see your taunts are still poor quality as always. Seriously, are you all really that concerned about my cash reserves or the well being of my nation?

    No, no. You're not. I can assure you, Asamiya Saki of Polychromatica will continue to use awesome ninja moves and a yo-yo that can knock arrows out of the air, regardless of your feigned concern, while fighting an admittedly impossible-to-win war against an alliance twice our size. Because that's how we roll.
    [img]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8982/asamiya2.jpg[/img]

    B-)

  7. [quote name='Arrnea' timestamp='1306655838' post='2719923']
    Oh I forgot to mention it before, but nice counterdeclaration Walpurgis. You got a grand total of [b]one[/b] war off before we anarchied you all. :awesome:
    [/quote]
    It's not my fault you didn't have nations large enough for me to declare war on.

  8. [center][img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/6629/kyuflag.jpg[/img]

    [size="6"][font="Impact"]Witches Declaration from the Chair of the Walpurgis Night Black Magic Committee[/font][/size][/center]

    Recently, a nation known as Shimanyan violated the magic barrier surrounding the Walpurgis Compound at Brocken, claiming to have executed a "coup", as though this is some sort of banana republic where this occurs regularly. One does not simply skip into Brocken and execute a coup with the efficiency of an Irish bar fight.

    I will be first to tell you no such thing happened. [color="#FF0000"]Unlike witches, which do exist.
    [/color]
    Further investigation (which I can assure you was not performed under the influence of alcohol. okay, maybe it was a little, but these things just happen, alright?) determined this nation to belong to the Order of the Snowflake, and therefore, these actions are considered to be aggression by the aforementioned alliance. Therefore, we recognise an inherent state of hostility initiated by the Order of the Snowflake, which makes it necessary that they make a contract with us, and become magical girls. But there can only be one!

    Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist...

  9. Does anybody actually read these commentaries? Whatever...

    [u][b]Alliances Included in First List:[/b][/u]
    Mostly Harmless Alliance - 2, boring, doesn't take initiative on much of anything
    Green Protection Agency - 6, the original neutral alliance, thrived even after that war with Continuum
    Fark - 4, they're funny ... some of the time
    Independent Republic Of Orange Nations - 5, they seem okay, have more spine than some other former Continuum
    Sparta - 1, terrible alliance, needs to disband
    World Task Force - 2, I'd like to see how well these people actually do in war. They have a fairly low number of weapons research complexes, and used to have big nations without SDI. Their flag is terrible. Props for not getting rolled all this time, though.
    Orange Defense Network - 2, still the same ODN that always wants to sign a treaty with the cool kids, and then bails when things start getting tough. Needs to get rolled.
    The Order Of The Paradox - 5, I do not understand this alliance, but at least they're good at war.
    Umbrella - 7. They're just cool. B-)
    New Pacific Order - 7, NPO has lost a lot of the character that made them great in days past, but still remains a focus of much of the action in CN
    Global Alliance And Treaty Organization - 5, they manage to survive after losing just about every war in the game. You have to have a good community to achieve that. They kind of just follow along though.
    Viridian Entente - 2, I'd have more respect for this alliance if they weren't such hypocrites. Needs to get rolled.
    The Democratic Order - 1, even worse than World Task Force. Needs to disband.
    New Polar Order - 8, cool people, does stuff that makes bigger stuff happen. Not good with foreign affairs.
    FOK - 4, I don't really like them, but they're better than some alliances.
    R&R - 4, also don't like them.
    Mushroom Kingdom - 7, still a very solid alliance in terms of leadership, makes things happen. Some of their members are annoying.
    Nordreich - 5, average.
    LoSS - 2, terrible alliance, needs to get rolled.
    Nusantara Elite Warriors - 5, they seem okay.
    The Legion - 3. LOL.
    Valhalla - 4, this alliance seems to have severely declined in activity since the Karma War.
    Multicolored Cross-X Alliance - 1, needs to disband. Just worthless.
    Nueva Vida - 5, average. Seems cool.
    The Foreign Division - 3, I don't really like them.
    Federation Of Armed Nations - 2, needs to get rolled again.
    NATO - 4, they've also seemed to have declined. I don't see Anu Drake posts any moar.
    Global Order of Darkness - 2, needs to get rolled. They're due.
    The Grand Lodge Of Freemasons - 3. LOL.
    Legacy - 1, disband.
    The Templar Knights - 1, disband.
    The Order Of Light - 3, boring.
    Asgaard - 1, disband.
    iFOK - 3, they're kind of annoying.
    Commonwealth Of Sovereign Nations - 2, get rolled.
    Athens - 6, I like this alliance. Does stuff, has interesting people.
    World Federation - 1, disband already.
    Goon Order Of Oppression Negligence And Sadism - 5, they're okay. Better than the old GOONS.
    Fellowship Of Elite Allied Republics - 4, they have kind of a stupid name.
    Global Democratic Alliance - 4, don't really like them.
    Argent - 2, get rolled.
    Guru Order - 1, disband.
    Christian Coalition Of Countries - 3, ineffective.
    Ragnarok - 5, they're okay. Honourable.
    The Phoenix Federation - 5, average.
    Random Insanity Alliance - 4, kind of stupid.

    [u][b]Alliances Added to List:[/b][/u]
    Siberian Tiger Alliance - 4, mostly because Tygaland's avatar is annoying.
    The Prolific Empire - 1, disband already
    Olympus - 1, disband.
    Poison Clan - 2, get rolled.
    Colossus - 1, disband.
    Greenland Republic - 2, disband and just reform NAAC already.
    United Purple Nations - 1. Actually, 1 may be doing this alliance too much justice. Disband already.
    Hydra - 3, boring.
    Carpe Diem - 3, also boring.
    Créole - 3, stupid name, but they can probably defend themselves.
    =LOST= - 4, I don't really like them a lot, but they're okay.
    Europa - 1, disband already.
    Dark Templar - 1, disband.
    Imperial Assault Alliance - 5. I'm kind of neutral.
    The Order of Righteous Nations - 5, just because of His Royal Thickness
    Phoenix Rising - 1, disband
    Seaworthy Liberian Carboard Boxes - 3, funny people, but stupid.
    Invicta - 1, disband
    New Sith Order - 5, does a lot of stuff. Needs moar Ivan.
    North Atlantic Defense Coalition - 3. Whatever.
    The Imperial Order - 5. Average.
    United Blue Directorate - 3, boring.
    Gotham - 1, disband already.
    SOS Brigade - 3, fun alliance, bad leadership, poor foreign policy.
    Nebula-X - 3, boring.
    The Sweet Oblivion - 1, disband.
    Union of Integrated National Entities - 3, boring.
    Exodus - 1, disband.
    Molon Labe - 4, somewhat cool.
    \m/ - 5, \m/etal!!!!!
    Atlantic Sphere Union - 1, disband.
    OMFG - 1, stupid name, disband pl0x.


    [u][b]Blocs:[/b][/u]
    Complaints and Grievances Union - 5
    Superfriends - 1
    Synergy - 1
    Doomhouse Accords - 1
    Pandora's Box - 1
    AZTEC - 1
    Blood For Friends - 1
    Chestnut Accords - 1
    Terra Cotta Pact - 1
    Checkmate - 1
    Kel-Morian Combine - 1
    Poseidon - 1
    Victory Not Vengeance - 1

    Most of the blocs today suck and have stupid names.

  10. Who is this alliance, and how are they this bad at common sense and diplomacy?

    EDIT: and after some research, I find that Gotham's largest nation is that of checkers6676 of GGA fame, but it's mostly a number of small nations. The alliance has less total nukes than New Sakura Order, which is kind of pathetic.

    EDIT2: My services as an alliance development consultant are available for a low, low price! ACT NOW!

  11. [quote name='Saniiro Matsudaira' timestamp='1301814132' post='2683338']
    I tried. They wouldn't go for it.

    (NsO wouldn't even actually go for it if I truthfully tried.)
    [/quote]
    But you didn't actually try, now did you?

    Although with the exception of NPO, these alliances are at the very bottom of my list to sign a treaty with...

  12. [quote name='LJ Scott' timestamp='1297341764' post='2627897']
    I'm just impressed they're not being shut down under radio silence, but also that they're allowed to post topics now? Holy $%&@ they have changed!
    [/quote]
    You know, I almost forgot about that until you mentioned it...



    That being said, this was pretty funny. :lol1:

    You win a free trip for 4 to the frozen city of Yukimori in Chokan's North!

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