Cazaric

You're a delightful little fellow, aren't you?

So apparently now we're calling legitimate military strategy "sissy". I'd be doing the same in his shoes. Maybe if you tried it, MERCS wouldn't have taken more damage, alone, than TDO.

Sasco and Robert are kicking your ass, Hellion appears to be inactive, and your other two wars, only one of which you are winning, are fairly even. Plus, we know what your warchest is. You do not have the funds to rebuild. I don't know why you'd make such easily disproven claims.

Rexius and Wiley, the reason we didn't post any pre-war stats is that we didn't have them. It was the most last minute target list TDO has ever done. So between assigning targets and declaring wars, we didn't have time to formally draw up stats. However, we would not have declared at all if they weren't even.

It seems like a weird choice to judge us based upon our current opponents, considering that we are engaged in a defensive war.

Well, we punish those who dirty op. It's one thing to ZI a nation. But this? Well... this is something else.

We make our stance clear, and we have always. We will not dirty op as a first strike, except against some alliances (love you, Defcon 1 and Roman Empire ), but once we have them done to us, we'll throw them right back, full-scale, against the alliance that executed them. That's lesson one in fighting TDO. Lesson two is that you can't win, which I guess you're finding out now.

I like this alliance. This is a nice alliance.

Heh, pending members are not TDO Knights. They're temps. We found it hilarious when you wasted manpower on attacking our temps last war.

No, I do not. Tipping the balance, not evening the odds. OP and MERCS against TDO would have been a slight, respectable updeclare. Now it's a rather large downdeclare. But eh, you do you.

Something about dogs and piles? Eh, this is my last round, so my ability to care is somewhat diminished. Come at me, brah.

Short and to the point. I like it. o/

As always, kick some ass, Wolves.

" Classical Sparta in ancient Greece was ruled for over 700 years by two kings at a time (q.v., List of Kings of Sparta), belonging to two separate dynasties, who could veto one another's actions. In addition Sparta had groups of officials known as Ephors and a council of elders." And thanks.

The Steamhouse Accords Article I – Sovereignty The signatories shall respect the rules of the steamhouse, and neither signatory shall use the other’s hook for their hat lest they be charged a fee of $15 for incorrect use of a hook. Article II – Non-Aggression and Disputes If both parties want the same seat in the sauna, they will discuss it reasonably. Heated discussion or violence will lead to a $40 fee, and removal of sauna privileges. Article III – Intelligence If either party finds a towel on the rack that they know the other party would like to use, they are encouraged to share it with them. Of course, shared towels require a $3 surcharge. Article IV – Mutual Defense Both signatories have agreed to upgrade to our Premium Membership, at the bargain price of $399.99. As a result, if one signatory is assaulted by a non-member, the other signatory must now come to their defense if requested. Article V – Optional Aggression If one party should start towel-whipping a non-member, the other signatory is encouraged, but not required, to join in, in the interests of unity and morale. Any towels damaged in this exercise can be replaced for $70 each. Article VI – Termination If one party finds that the other is ogling their ooh lah lahs a little too often, they may choose to end membership to the steamhouse by submitting an early termination form, which will be processed in no less than 48 hours and require a $50 fee. If the signatories engage in fisticuffs in the 72 hours following termination, this fee will increase to $125,000. For Sparta Wilhelm the Demented, King Cazaric, King octaviafleur, Ephor of Philoxenia Jessica Rabbit, Ephor of Lykoi MrGed, Ephor of Mesoa whitetigger, Elder of Mesoa For Invicta KingWilliam, President of Invicta rotty, Vice President Killlman4, Minister of Foreign Affairs Justavictim, Minister of Erection Affairs Lord James, Minister of War Affairs Daniel P, Minister of Internal Affairs

So your reasoning for saying that Sparta plans to defend Kashmir is that someone unrelated to Sparta claimed it? Seems solid. I buy that.

That's a weird response to us defeating you, again.

What on earth are you raving about?

Other than the rebel? Hahaha, Sephiroth, you're such good value.

What year is it?

Mentioned by name in the declaration, and yet I didn't even get hit? I'm saddened.

I appreciate the kind words on my foreign affairs plays. However, do not misrepresent us, or Kashmir. They have in no way approached us about entering the war, and I have no idea where you get that idea from.

Not content with spamming the forums with Limitless Nexus, Methrage has taken to posting announcements for other alliances? Well, I say.

We want to play too. The playground was very quiet. Maybe school was closed for the summer, maybe the children had found another playground with higher swings. Whatever the cause, nothing was happening. But then Defcon 1 decided to start playing in the sandpit again, and they only invited Citadel, the New Desolate Order, and the Obsidian Entente. Rude. So we’re off to go play elsewhere, with the other people you didn’t feel like hanging out with. So let’s go, Ordo Paradoxia, Alpha Wolves, MERCS and Misfits. Let’s have some fun. We like you folks. So we’re not going to throw sand in your eyes, or kick you in the shins when you’re not looking. We hope you return the favour. As usual, if someone does throw sand in someone’s face, then it’s anything goes.

Keep it up, you champs :D