Jesse End
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Quote:. Spy Operation Results You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Dulra. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 11/24/2017 8:20:45 PM
Last Bill Payment: 11/24/2017 8:17:13 PM
Desired Religion: Taoism
Desired Government: Republic
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 11/24/2017 8:18:24 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 11/11/2017
Total Money: $8,573,847,926
Technology: 122,766.72 Levels
Trade Partners: None
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 841, Navy XP: 865, Air Force XP: 598, Intelligence XP: 833
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:- Corvettes: 0
- Landing Ships: 0
- Battleships: 0
- Cruisers: 0
- Frigates: 0
- Destroyers: 0
- Submarines: 0
- Aircraft Carriers: 0
Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.
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20 hours ago, Finster Baby said:
I'm waiting for someone to post that. I need a good laugh.
I will, I'm taking care of a few other things first.
He'll be in my range for quite a while still, there's no rush to get a gather intel
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Just now, Hime Themis said:
Jesse End
My let me think war genius, 43,000 infra,destroyed at 1600 per day by nuke is,...wait for it genius 26 days. So it will all be gone in 26 days, so I keep it for what. They have to destroy the tech and that will take at least 3 month plus so the infra would be long gone by then doing what they need to do anyway.
Oh I see you kept you infra level down below maximum efficiency so you would get less casualties, very clever from the growth genius.
Now let us see 12,400,875 casualties divided by 100 wars wow you are a genius at war 124,000 per war . Or two days worth of buys for you. Of course you did not have others fight for you, they all must have rolled over for your sparkling wit.
You look like a pompous moron, we still exchanging Christmas cards?
Dame Hime Themis
That's.... not how it works...
That's not how any of it works lol
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6 minutes ago, Hime Themis said:
jesse
Oh yes you know because you encouraged us to be taken apart by an alliance 3 times our size as you helped out. As for us fighting as you want , tough noogies to you.
Since you are unfamiliar with it, when fighting rogues who turtle does not afford much opportunity to steal anything or grow your casualties.
Yes, yes you are the 4th largest nation and fought hundreds of wars, would that not have meant you found it easy to wrack up casualties as well?????
See your drivel cuts both ways. You great war leader had others fight for you. You great builder had other nations fill your coffers for free. Wow you are a frickin genius.
Dame Hime Themis
You must be mistaken. I don't WANT you to fight back, I just find it amusing that you don't know how and can't afford to.
I don't know why you keep implying that Umbrella is trying to loot from you, they've clearly stated multiple times that they just want to destroy your nation. You've helped them out quite a bit by destroying all your infra already. I'm sure they appreciate it.
I'm also not following how me having over a hundred wars means I've had everybody else fight for me, but I'm not following a lot of what you spew.
Since you apparently don't understand how casualties work, I'll explain it to you. Casualties are soldiers that are destroyed during a war. The number of soldiers you can have, therefore the number that can be destroyed, is directly linked to the number of citizens you have. The number of citizens you can have is then directly linked to the amount of infra you have. Therefore, when you have low infra, you also don't get many casualties.
I know you have never experienced this, but when you fight wars for a long period of time, your infra goes from a high number to a low number. Therefore, you will spend the first week or two getting a fairly large number of casualties, then the next few months getting practically none, because you don't have infra, which means you don't have many citizens, which means you don't have many soldiers to get destroyed.
On the other hand, when you only fight a handful of one round wars like yourself, you always fight those wars with large amounts of infra, therefore soldiers. Additionally, when you overbuy infra to 40k+ like you did, you get LOTS more casualties than someone who fights lots of wars like myself and spends most of those 100+ wars at 1k infra.
I look forward to the next ignorant thing you say so I can teach you more basic CN mechanics.
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1 minute ago, Hime Themis said:
Jesse End
I know precisely who you are which is why your drivel is so stupid.
We are not fighting a war we are being sent to zero tech so please do tell me what your brilliant guides say about being overrun by an alliance three times your size, with help form their friends. Stop playing the buffoon. Unlike others we have no intention of rolling over and having a viceroy.
I will give you this, it was a brilliant move to have the meatshield Umbrella take the damage and watch their nations drop and yours rise. So plus one for setting up your allies once again.
You fought more than a hundred wars and I have more casualties must be nice to have everyone else fight for you. So spare me your idiot assertions. I was top nation when there were actually 40k nations on Bob so try not to inflate your little ego too much. Before you get too pompous it is a whole lot easier to grow when you get your slots full of tech and pay nothing. Those of us who have to get their tech by buying it are perhaps a little less impressed with your coddled growth. Try not to blow smoke at someone who actually watches and knows.
You have already proven your genius with the analysis of my war chest , after buying a 1.6 billion wonder a week ago. Your utter stupidity in estimating my cost proves you are a legend in your own mind and no where else.
Dame HIme Themis
Oh we already know that you're not fighting a war here.
It's pretty easy for you to get a lot of casualties when you only fight a handful of wars as a really large nation.
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1 minute ago, Hime Themis said:
Jesse End
Good the gutless brigade has joined our little soiree.
What war are we fighting, no peace will be given and I will be reduced to 0 tech. So in your brilliant mind it makes sense to have infra that is costing me more than It makes, allow my opponents to potentially have six GAs a day so I can pay Umbrella for being dicks? I really thought NPO was brighter than you appear to be. Kind of disappointing.
Once again clever boy care to tell how you do that with a Hidden Nuclear Silo?? Did they burn all the training manuals at NPO when you came on board.
Yes good guess there genius near broke I will not last the end of the week. Now bubblebrain assuming you were even in the same state as your guess that would still be 40 days of buys and maintenance. Was war training ever a requirement for NPO??
Dame Hime Themis
Oh I'm sorry, you must not know who I am. Let me introduce myself.
I'm Jesse End, I became the Military Affairs IO of NPO 8 years ago, wrote the original NPO Advanced War guide, and I created and maintain the software that guides the economic and military coordination of NPO, the largest alliance on Planet Bob, which holds multiple economic and military records in CN.
Clearly you know more about fighting wars and economic growth than me, despite the fact that while you became the largest nation by donating money over years and years and avoiding real wars, I have fought more than a hundred wars, donated less than what I can count on one hand, and grown my nation from 16k NS less than 4 years ago (when you were already over 500k NS) to the 4th largest nation in CN today.
Next up, I will explain to you how to increase damage output to our ally. First, you want to
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19 hours ago, murtibing said:
Revenge can be a goal of the war, but I don't see why it would affect the tactical decisions.
Out of curiosity, why did you decide to turtle? I was in similar situation, but with much less tech (I only had 63k tech when the SPATR-Oculus war started) and I haven't turtled at all. I am suprised that you are using this tactic in spite of your large tech advantage.
You guys are experienced fighters though, so you use actual war tactics. Hime doesn't know how to fight a war. Also doesn't have any money so he can't afford to buy military with 120k tech lol
14 hours ago, Finster Baby said:Has anyone posted Hime's warchest?
Please? I need a good laugh!
I'll let you know once I take out all his nukes
I'm guessing less than $2b, as in he was living paycheque to paycheque XD
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6 hours ago, Hime Themis said:
Neo Uruk
So you guys would pay for improvements and wonders you cannot use? Brilliant.
Wow you guys really have no clue how to do this do you.
Dame hime Themis
That $300k per day is a big hit to the funds, hey?
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13 minutes ago, Neo Uruk said:
I don't know I think "the main campaign promise was just bluffing" might be a lot funnier
Heh, yeah.
"The membership voted me in based on a lie, so it's only a majority of the alliance that wants it."
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It's kind of amusing that some people are making the argument that NADC poses no threat to Polar.
Like never before in history has a small, unconnected group with a grudge managed to eventually topple a powerful and well connected alliance.
Polar's pretty smart to make sure the threat doesn't grow.
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2 minutes ago, KingHitler said:
Read through this thread and can't find these screenshots everyone is mentioning. Where are they?
Starting here and onto the next page - http://forums.cybernations.net/topic/130985-special-prosecution/?do=findComment&comment=3530516
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3 minutes ago, white majik said:
Like who thought letting NPO and Umbrella end up on the same side was a good idea?
Don't forget that we have to turn on each other at some point.
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One of the best parts about this is NADC gov saying their election campaign promises don't mean !@#$ lol
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6 minutes ago, EaTeMuP said:
Sure there is. It was a 1st 100 days issue for him:
But he said:
23 hours ago, Chunky Monkey said:A public campaign promise is hardly a surreptitious plan.
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Just now, Caladin said:
And yet Polaris chose not to include that as a term. They must have had their reasons back then, and they can't change it now because they wish they had chosen otherwise.
They probably didn't think something so simple and obvious would need to be specified.
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4 hours ago, Auctor said:
No one in Oculus made the contention that it was a good plan with a strong chance of success that was led well in some way. But nice straw man.
I guess we're supposed to allow them to become big enough to take us down before we act on it.
We're doing this all wrong
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11 minutes ago, MaineGOP said:
No, wow, maybe comprehension isn't taught in Pacifica.... People judge alliances by their actions. If people believe you attack people randomly without CB's that might effect future relations. I mean this is pretty basic, ignore this current situation, the concept is basic man....
I'll attempt to crayon this out for you one more time: If someone believes we attack people randomly without CBs because we aren't posting evidence on the OWF, we REALLY do not want a treaty with them.
You might be too stupid to understand that not posting evidence on the OWF is a different thing than not having a CB, but that's your problem, not ours. Enjoy the war lol
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Just now, MaineGOP said:
See you have it wrong. Your decision is yours to make. The OWF judges the validity of it and this can effect future treaties and opinions of said alliance. I do charge for basic CN advice though, so please fill my aid slots
If someone judges our worthiness of future treaties by postings on the OWF, I'm more than happy to leave that door completely closed.
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I feel terrible that the peanut gallery court hasn't been provided enough information to properly judge the situation.
Can somebody please compile a list for me of OWF posters that Oculus may consult before we make any decisions in the future?
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On 4/2/2017 at 10:25 PM, Austrailia said:
What is the Order's stance on cookies? The answer to this question will determine the future of relations between our two alliances.
Cookies are fantastic.
But anyone who puts raisins in cookies will be ripped limb from limb.
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On 4/1/2017 at 10:09 AM, leeguy said:
Also what's the deal with me being banned from your forums? I think I've been reasonably nice with you guys, just look at the last post I made...
Your posts in our embassy were reasonably nice, yeah, but we noticed many of your diplomats were abusing their access to Francograd to document our immigration lineup, so you all lost your privilege of access.
Last time anyone from TPF posted in your embassy on our forums was 10 months ago anyway.
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1 hour ago, Blackatron said:
Well... it does, it shows the amount of tech to 2 d.p. and when rounded to 2 d.p. 99.998 is 100.00, this same thing comes up a lot with wonder purchases, where nations see that they meet the criteria, for example 3k infra for the MP, but when they try to buy it they are told they don't have enough because they are 2,999.997.
I don't agree with the way it is done, and would definitely like to see it change somehow, perhaps by always rounding downwards, but it has come up often enough here to make it clear that it isn't seen as a bug.
It's clear to you and I, who have been around for a while and read these forums.
It's not clear to a new player, because the nation display page and tech purchase page show a rounded number that is not as accurate as what the game calculates.
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6 hours ago, shahenshah said:
Not sure what the problem is here, Sptr wants to continue fighting, that's fine.
Wish bones was here, would have brought us more joy. Turned out he was all talk no walk.
Oh I'm sure bones's is still here in spirit
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This is an official NPO announcement that we declared on KoRT.
That is all.
Continue with the psychoanalyzing though, I love watching people obsess about us.
3 minutes ago, Duderonomy said:I thought that this was simply an excuse to quote Monty Python, and I'm quite disappointed in all of you.
Stop repressing NPO, Mandystalin.
If someone hated us already, they're going to hate us for everything we do.
It doesn't bother us, we're used to it. Haters always hate #1.
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