Lord Hitchcock

Krihelion telling other people about burning bridges, that’s rich

notice me Senpai cheers lilweirdward It wasn’t easy for Kapleo and I to mend ties. It took diplomacy and sheer will for it to happen. Thank you, we’re looking forward to the challenge of pulling the plug on the VEP plan and engaging in the Tehol 5000 exchange.

From the desk of the Wayward Sons Quadtrimulate Effective immediately- myself and Porcos have resigned from the Quadtrimulate and Korlath and Nikki will replace us in the Quadtrimulate along with Arnav and Grady. Kapleo and I have been appointed as the high council to the quadtrimulate, this is an advisory position and is part of the agreed merger of The United Federation of Pixels into Wayward Sons. Also per the agreement, TPF have been given a tentative and binding offer to join the scratch pact as a legacy protectorate under Claws. The treaty with Ordo Cyberneticas will transfer over as an O with Wayward Sons. The treaties with Kashmir and Fellowship of the Wolves will dissolve- we thank both of them and wish them the best in their future endeavors. More details later..

Come on over to Wayward Sons, we can find you a government position- I mean that and hope you consider.

Neutrals have become more exciting than that washed-up hag

Imagine it taking 10 flamingos to sign a Sparta- Everyone of you should resign out of shame.

Kapleo, stop over to Wayward Sons

Wayward Sons, and yeah stop on by.

I can’t believe I’m saying this with the long history we had, but Sir William was a good leader, a very good one. Likable too best wishes to MH and may he bring star fox back

I learned a lot in Non Grata too, and then shared it with Claws.

It was a 50/50 BMTH and Franz upbringing with hint of guidance from Unkownsmurf.

BMTH was one of my first mentors, glad to see him on this list. Great treaty you two

How did you get access to Caustic’s closet?

Just imagine what their future could’ve been, used by NG and then poached and rolled. O/ shout out to Marti, dude is 110% loyal and UPF scored a great ally.

Congrats on the treaty

You could join Claws too, fair warning that their initiation would be a challenge. It consists of an entire 24hrs without complaining. After that it’s easy, just need to read volumes one through one-hundred-and-eighty consisting of the complete works and principles of Jazzy, followed by a few basic math classes led by tehol and then a proper etiquette in diplomatic affairs course taught by White Chocolate. You get a free t-shirt too

Lines. In. The. Sand.

you both are invited for tea and biscuits once we hold our welcoming summit, time to turn over a new leaf you two.

When will Sir William crown me as prince of Kashmir?

Appreciate the advice, feel free to stop by

Effective immediately, Bad Company will dissolve and merge into Wayword Sons. Their leadership voted for the merger after prolonged talks and negotiations and today we approved their offer. I would like to thank Claws for brokeraging the opportunity and being a liaison for discussions and clarity and fostering growth and mentorship for micros. I will let Wayword Sons communicate in terms of specifics but will say that I personally look forward to the ever progression WS has had- and am excited about our future as an active alliance and participants on Planet Bob. Additionally, I would like to thank Lord Darrin for his vision and staunch service that made Bad Company, he steadied the ship through turbulent times and has allowed us this opportunity. I would also like to thank CRAP as they have been the greatest of allies and gave us a chance and are overall just cool peeps, the best. Thank you. salute- LH

Looking for a job, whatever side woos me- will side with for attention.

I assure you neither of those top your jealously. and @kerschbs I stand in solidarity with the rest of the free world when proclaiming:

An exhaustive list of people in NG who matter:

Will vouche that her prices are astronomical and worth every penny. For example when @Kapleo and @Johnny Apocalypse tried to bully my peaceful micro she ensured that I received a fair trial and worked diligently to remove the wool of sheep’s clothings from the aggressive party’s wolve character. Additionally she runs circles around Caustic.