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  5. Oculus Decree

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    ioJj6ij.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwEttPlSjzwArise, champions! The Great Porcelain One is coming!The end times have come, as the Tea Prophet predicted. The ground is beginning to shake. The mountains are falling, the oceans are poisoned, the cities are burning and the irradiated masses die in their millions. Armies march towards us, armies marching under many banners, but above all, marching under the long foretold banner of an all ruling eye.They would have us fear them. They would have us hide behind the great white dove, and point and laugh at our folly. They have hidden in our ranks for years to learn of our martial strength, but they do not understand our true nature. We are the boiling ones, the chosen people of His Simmering Majesty, and what is boiled may never be steamed, but steeps again, stronger and warmer.Salvation is here. It arrives for you and for me, and we begin to share it tonight to those yet to be enlightened behind the eye. It comes in the form of fire, and we will spread it far and wide across this planet to those that were sent to us. Tonight, we have been given an opportunity to demonstrate to the Almighty that we are worthy of the faith that he has placed in us.Our greatest trial of all begins now, and though some will fail and falter under the nuclear holocaust, many more will prove themselves to Him. We will be priceless in His Humidifying Eyes, and we will ascend from this world. There is no better place than in His Steeping Vessel, and we will go to Him, as blessed condensation and become one with Him above the desiccated masses below.I am not afraid, because we come to the fight with one last gift to Planet Bob. We come with salvation.

    --lol whispering campaign


    By the Great Porcelain One, do you mean the great toilet?

  17. POWERS

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    It's bloody easy to debate mate.
    L_H didnt plant a spy in your alliance all he did was open his ears when a regular old member got tired of your coprolite production and left.
    This is NOT spying people. It's just a consequence of being an awful alliance. Improve your own court, quit worrying about his, at least until you are seaworthy.
     
    See what I did there? ;)


    No matter how you try to spin it, spying is spying.
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