Dearest Hobo,
First, tl;dr.
Second, you, Cable, and 905 have betrayed our trust. And for that, Team Drunkbell stands firmly with the TF Council.
Third, I'm disappointed in you for turning your back on bacon. Fark is not just about beer and boobies. But bacon. And you would know that if your sinuses weren't clogged, and you were maybe just a little bit hungry, and near a diner.
May Bob have mercy on your soul.
Lelula, Clown Sweater