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  1. I'll admit I didn't like the idea of a treaty to start, but after having a few days to thinks about I've come to embrace it and think it benefits the alliance. 
  2. Gentlemen and ladies, we're getting way off topic here. You've brought up a dozen or so different issues which don't pertain directly to our pact with skaro. If you're not going to be a respectable guest and say something positive then why waste time saying anything at all? I've been reading all of the volumes of wisdom Kurdanak has put out for over a year now. Honestly, I find more educational value and interest in a .gif of a beautiful seal. I'm honored that kurdy and company seem to want to mention me as much as possible but if you'd like me to address your fictitious and vicious insinuations I will answer them in another thread of your choosing. I'm not too sure what I've done as chief decorator of Misfits to harm you but if your feelings are hurt over something I will gladly coax them into a bliss in another thread. Again Kurdy, I'm sorry if we flatter and troll ourselves in our own treaty agreements, war declarations, and our own other creations. However,  out of respect to the nearly 50 nations in Skaro and Misfits please stay on topic.   There are many strategic advantages to this pact and many of the assumptions made, specifically by paul, are completely fictitious. The biggest down declare of this round came when Paul and OP declared on Misfits and TPC. We're already going to be grouped up with (insert random alliance) so big alliances can have "fair" wars on paper. To even the playing field, Misfits and Skaro will work extensively to have a plan of action in place in case one or the other is attacked. This will be more cohesive than "Hey UPN we just got hit by OP", "UPN: yeah we did too let's coordinate". The ability to pre-coordinate and prevent further loss of strength supercedes last minute coordination. The fact that his treaty has prompted such a strong reaction from Hellas, OP, and Kurdy (all supporters of OPs down declare) should serve as comfort to Misfit/Skaro nations that they do not want us to be coordinated because they know it's not in their best interests. Despite OPs very sketchy record of supporting the will between two sovereign alliances this treaty will be honored hopefully at all costs, for the sake of integrity. The treaty has been signed, published, and delivered. We don't need it to be baptised in the holy water or blessed, there is nothing you can do about forcing people to unsign it and throw it away so just accept it and move on and if you'd like celebrate with us - we have more .gifs to cover for whatever amount of wisdom you'd like you convey Kurdy.    Again Kurdy, I'm sorry for hurting you as the self proclaimed chief decorator of Misfits. I hope that one day, one day, you can forgive me.   
  3. Dearest Kurdanak,                We appreciate you always hovering over our posts like a helicopter parent. We also appreciate the fact that you know everything and we're always willing to embrace your "honest criticism". We're profoundly sorry that we're the ones who troll our own topics, our own war pages, our own treaty agreements and we thank you for pointing out that we are always just trolling ourselves. Most of all kurdy, I'm personally sorry for my incredibly important role in misfits (the maker of pretty things) and my role in CNT in general, pointing out your own hypocrisies, back alleyway treaties, and overwhelming amount of sheer ugliness in the make believe world where you're the royal highness. God forbid there ever exist liberty in your ideal cnt, the right that every person can be honest and speak a language of truth and not hypocrisy.               We here at Misfits and Skaro can only pray, hope, and work toward the gold standard of corruption and hypocrisy set by yourself and others. We aspire that one day we can embed our treaties in the sea floor as you do rather than embrace and celebrate with our friends in an open and public manner. It is with great appreciation that we are able to celebrate our alliance with the honorable Cult of Skaro and we accept you, paul, bombuator, lonewolf and others with open hearts as our guests of honor in this celebration of our treaty.    We hope that one day we will live up to the golden standards set by yourself, op, and others and achieve a level of hypocrisy and corruption that is favorable with you. Until then, please grant us the mercy of having different ideas than yourself and a level of play which involves integrity.      Thank you - please continue with celebrations,    Swazz en Hinger
  4. A Cult of Skaro and Misfit Announcement         A mutual defense and optional aggression pact has been agreed upon by the cult of skaro and the misfits.           Preamble Recognizing our strong friendship born out of an extensive staring and laughing at each other, our common dedication to success, and to ensure the safety of both alliances from the evils of influenza,  boredom, murder,  and similar nasty attacks, the Misfits and the Cult of Skaro agree to the following behavioral Rules for a  non-binding mutual defense and optional aggression. Article I Both signatories recognize that this pact is not a mushing of the two alliances, and that both alliances will retain their full and complete split personalities(!). Neither signatory shall take any action that could potentially infringe or spark a tantrum on the sovereignty of the other.   Article II Both signatories recognize the importance of strong and constant communication both during war and in peace and will remain in contact through IRC, on forums,smoke signs,pigeons,telegrams,letters,sign banners, and/or through other means of communication. If either signatory receives information pertaining a detailed threat against the safety of the other (direct aggression, threat of war, espionage,shortage of medicine,etc), they are obliged to inform the threatened party immediately.     Message: Article III Any direct attack on either signatory should be seen as an attack on both, and thus initiating the mobilization of both signatories' armed forces (this includes espionage and rogue attacks). In this scenario, both signatories are IN for the fight of their lives and MUST provide all the rocks,  sticks, paper and scissors they can find to the other if requested. The respective parties are not obliged to offer assistance should either signatory alliance become involved in a conflict with other Health Suppliers, other madmen patients, alliances or blocs. Either signatory alliance(They or US!) may offer assistance in such an event(to US or They!); but any assistance would,should & will be VOLUNTARY (like giving Blood samples...Oh,no!) .       Article IV If one party finds itself as an instigator in a conflict, the other party may join in if they feel the cause is valid(always is!), and the conduct just(perfect!). Otherwise they may refuse services(Boo Hoo!). Message: Article V Neither signatory will take actions that could potentially damage the other. Neither will provide aid or sanctuary to any mentally ill enemy of the other signatory despite he could be visiting the same doctors and nurses...! . Neither will engage in attacks, either through military,espionage,insults,dares nor squealing to their parents against the other(even if they! request that fun from us!); and... both parties will work to resolve  any disputes that may from time to time emerge between their respective members.   Article VI If either signatory wishes to terminate these accords, they must provide the other with at least 48 hours notice, at which time both signatories will enter into discussions to determine if reasons for termination can be resolved.       Signed, Agreed on, and mostly written by these guys:    Cult of SKARO : SUPREME DALEK - HDSupreme of Dalek Don. AA Owner - Danger, of Catsland. Field Marshal DALEK - Thanatos, of DARKON Master Trader DALEK - Michael Knight, of MacGyver A Adviser DALEK - I am nobody,of Caledonia.   The Misfits :  Boss - Kaboom Capo(Foreign Affairs) - DipxHitman Capo(Economic Advisor) - Incorp   Made to look pretty, produced, and edited by    SWAZZ         Reply    
  5. Pretty much every war OP declared on misfits was barely within the maximum nation strength range. So yeah, yung got hit by kurky when he had a 3k advantage and that was typical. That's just good planning. We can go back and forth on whether this was a down declare and paul can snub misfits but it's over now.      It would be nice if there was a down declare standard that the top alliances agreed on. Whether it's OP getting stomped by Citadel/TPC in previous rounds or OP down declaring on misfits everyone wants to yell downdeclare without there being an actual agreed upon standard. It needs to be something that can be applied to all wars with ANS being the prime principle. 
  6. bombuator must be talking about that little war that no one is pay attention to   :awesome:
  7. Sorry, I like to save my attacks for update. I couldn't act yesterday because of other issues but there is a fight going on.          Not nearly as big as those upper level TPCs vs. OPs, but don't accuse me of not fighting when the war isn't even over... besides, I have another war that's top 100 for destruction. 
  8.     Paul doesn't even have his facts right so you're both pretty dull. I got 3 wars declared on me, two (not one) are from OP and the other guy is a troll who is loosely affiliated with OP. It would have been great had I not been in war the past week while heading into this one, but OP always wants to curbstomp the little guys.    By the way, the stats show this is a down declare. You can't include Misfits in the stats because we've been at war and our resources are exhausted. Basically, 43 OP nations with an ANS of 5187 declared war on 30 TPC nations at an ANS  of 4608. 
  9. It's not really wise fighting against folks who have nothing to lose. Kinda costly?          What does OP have to gain by beating misfits? nothing.   I'll just burn your infrastructure before I reroll. Nlon hasn't even peaced us out yet so this is basically a TPC v. OP war, thanks for wasting war slots I'm sure that makes life easier for TPC (where is the sell tech button?). Although your blitz on me was horrible and late, the rest of it was quite impressive. That's a tacky DOW though, everyone should have me make their DOWs as mine are classy and not ratchet hodgepodge shenanigans. Then again, that explains the class of OP. Making small alliances carry out their requests and then still attacking them  :facepalm:
  10. SwazzTE

    State of War

    Whatever happened to war doves? Got tired of being a puppet of OP and merged?    anyway, close the topic it's over. 
  11. SwazzTE

    State of War

    Please close topic, Nlon wants the war to stop and we have complied with their requests.    Peace has been issued today, wars will stop immediately.  
  12. SwazzTE

    State of War

    Here we go again, with bombuator running around like a flaming monkey throwing feces. 99% of everything Bomb says is absolute trash and should be disregarded. One would think bomb would be concerned with the 23 other nations in his alliance, but he would rather run around flinging poo like an angry gorilla on the forums about matters he knows nothing about. Bombuator's circus act is nothing new, it happens every single round. It doesn't matter if it's TPC, Citadel or whoever.... bombuator will find something that calls his inner-monkey out and he will put on a show. It's all a scam, a web of lies, and hypocrisy. There hasn't been a single round passed where Hellas isn't mention in the same sentence as curbstomp, as the offender. Bomb is out to impose terms on an agreement made between two independent alliances, because the monkey needs to throw it's own sh*t and live in its own world of hypocrisy to feel empowered.          For act two of the circus, we have our guest - the grand chancellor himself of Ordo Paradoxia. OP is bored of waiting on their semi-annual beatdown from Citadel so they're entertaining the thought of interfering in an agreed upon practice war.... all as an excuse not to get curb stomped early this round, must be saving themselves for marriage with TPC nukes. The grand chancellor promised to only post here once but in true OP style he went back on his word as he will with his threats.      Do us all a favor and leave the circus out of our duel. Unless I have been lied to as well, this is a mutually agreed upon war. It would be comforting if Kaboom or DPX would furnish the messages sent/recieved to proved this. Until then, baseless threats from OP are laughable and bombuator needs to focus on hellas. Who is to say that larger alliances who curbstomp every round are to judge and jury smaller ones? Honestly, that's not even the problem. The problem is that this is a mutually agreed upon affair by two independent alliances and other alliances are trying to impose the terms of that affair. Obviously, alternate motives are at play here for OP but bombuator should be worried more about having hellas ready for their impending offense/defense.   If records are shown that Nlon agreed to this duel, then others should stand idle.Third parties were not invited to our ballroom dance.       
  13. SwazzTE

    State of War

    I think when both sides agree to a war the word "curbstop" shouldn't be mentioned. Furthermore, Hellas continues its dismal foreign policy of hypocrisy by slandering a fair war. Although NLoN leadership was informed and agreed to the set day and time of war I am extremely disappointed in their lack of execution. Their members were completely caught off guard and did not even know that their leadership agreed to a war. With that being said, I think Misfits should be grossly disappointed by the lack of the blitz. Last night presented a golden opportunity to catch the opponent off guard and utterly destroy them but only myself and one other nation attacked at update... It seems this is a learning opportunity for both of us - far from a "curbstomp". 
  14. SwazzTE

    State of War

    It's when both sides mutually agree to a duel. Not curbstomps.  Ideal, isn't it?   
  15. The Misfits and The New League of Nations have mutually agreed on war.          The war will continue without yield or cessation until both sides agree on cessation of hostilities. Best of luck.       
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