Is UCR small? Yes. Do they have the scrappy spirit of a small dog that ought not be baking at big dogs? Also yes. Does their scrappy spirit translate to military prowess? No, not really. Does that make them a lesser people within our great community? Some say yes, others say no. Do I plan on making a point within this post? That's a definite maybe.
Don't forget to buy max cruise missiles folks. If you're gonna beat the LOLCommies, you ought to beat them at their own game.