Knights of the Grail

The concept of collective guilt is disgusting. The perpetrators can face the TOS consequences without apologies forced from their alliance.

TREATY OF MUSTAFAR Preamble The Knights Of The Round Table and The First Order, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, war, and smuggling Death Star plans. Article III: Intelligence Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades through the Kessel Run. Article V: Optional Defense If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation, rebel alliance, or ewoks, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: Graft Lollerobot will be provided a Porg, and James Maximus will be provided a Nautolan Turtle. Article VII: Cancellation This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador Signed for The First Order, Mastabadey, Supreme Leader BringMeTheHorizon, Grand Admiral James Maximus, General Staff Feetler, General Staff May 11, 2021

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(How's that for Retro 2010?) Fare thee well, Christian Coalition of Countries. May God grace you, wheresoever you may go.

Submitted by the Knights of the Round Table. Thank you. (Artist: Grendel of Beowulf)

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A Petition to the King Cobra, a most powerful warlord. Peace is at hand. Free the mouse. Signed, Knights of the Grail

The Velvet Garderobe Optional Defense Pact Preamble The Knights Of The Round Table and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty (Separate Thrones) The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression (Clean Cisterns) The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including espionage, spying, and war. Article III: Intelligence (Whispers in the Cloakroom) Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions (Spreading of Manure) The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Optional Defense (Clearing of Moats) If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: Cancellation (The Flush) This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Mordred, Knight-Heir Dirk Struan, Knight-Senator Signed for the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, Chuck Normis - Triumvir of CRAP, the Elon Musk of cheese Liltrekkie - Triumvir of CRAP, God's gift to the world of Bob Champcardon - Triumvir of CRAP, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude January 24, 2021

Why then ask us what Cobrasphere is? COBRA defined it when they drew the map.

I don't know, but we are going to need a new map.

We interrupt this broadcast of The Day Today with breaking news. COBRA numerologists and shamans moments ago expressed confusion and dismay, when it was learned that COBRA is not winning the war in Britannia, despite proclamations from COBRA warlords. Reports are coming in of the five fiercest battles fought in recent weeks. We now return to your regularly scheduled broadcast.

Happy Birthday, GATO. Cake for everyone!

The irony.

Our alliance imports technology. We had tech deals across the world, including Cobrasphere and CLAWS, when your Mayor Marion Barry was caught in a Ramada Inn trying to buy himself a spy network. From our perspective, your endless wars interfere with our existing trade network. COBRA molested no less than 15 hapless micro-alliances in 8 months. Perhaps the micro-alliances will thrive now that you are stuck in the cold bogs and moors of winter Britannia.

Who am I to argue with a COBRA peace announcement? The Dark Emperor applied for membership two days later, was accepted as a our prisoner, and sent to the Bloody Tower. This was already conveyed to Lucius Optimus, General Kanabis, and you. No one was willing to talk with you further because you breech diplomatic courtesy by logging and posting diplomatic exchanges.

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Congratulations to our friends in both alliances.

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Ah, but does the case study demonstrate the Paradox of the Petri Dish?

What was the outcome of the gladiator games? We wagered 100 Quatloos on the newcomer.

What was your overnight looting of Pirates of the Parrot Order all about then?