EricCartman

I have decided to halt any and all campaigns against the Terran Empire to get into a different empire that does not allow war with aligned nations. I will not apologize to the jerks who bombed me however.

[quote name='LAAT501legion' timestamp='1326209541' post='2896883'] Merry the evil liar that mislead you is currently a member of the government of my alliance.Send 50 tech to my nation and I will coup him, that way he will pay for the horrible things he has done to you. [/quote] I do not have any tech. I can pay out up to $1,000 dollars in advance and more money later. I will pay retroactivley though $100,000 over time to get them off my propertay.

[quote name='Freddy' timestamp='1326149984' post='2896497'] I would gladly pay double that per nuke. Btw, EricCartman...you're a fat@$$. [/quote] I'm not fat, I'm big boned and I will not pay any tech for nukes!

[quote name='USMC123' timestamp='1326149554' post='2896488'] While I am currently unable to assist due to my own alliance's oppressive rules on tech raiding and their definition of "supporting rogues" and whatnot, you have my full moral backing. Go get 'em! o/ [/quote] Thank you. They are currently conducting a ZI operation and I need to make sure that they know that I'm not easily scareable.

[quote name='Leet Guy' timestamp='1326149525' post='2896487'] 10 tech [i]per nuke[/i] [/quote] What?

[quote name='Holy Empire of Halin' timestamp='1326149378' post='2896483'] Now you dont have to be rude about it. I dont appreciate rude comments when I am trying my best to help. [/quote] I wasn't mentioning you in that comment. You seem like one of the few who do care actually. At least you respect my authoritah which no one is doing.

[quote name='Holy Empire of Halin' timestamp='1326149246' post='2896481'] I am sure you will manage just fine, you can pull it off kiddo. 10 tech aint much [/quote] With frequent bombings by idiots?

[quote name='Holy Empire of Halin' timestamp='1326149068' post='2896477'] I am sure that 10 tech is enough to buy leet's support, can you arrange that? [/quote] I know I don't have that much. If I could have a transfer I gladly would though.

[quote name='Leet Guy' timestamp='1326148784' post='2896472'] how much tech will you pay for my services [/quote] How much do you charge? I am on a low on tech because of bombings by some of the people I mentioned.

Please help me in my fight. I am being accused under unclear game rules and I am sick of it. I feel the a**fu**s in command are corrupt, immoral, mean, and basicaly jerks. They do not respect anyone's authoritah and they hate people who care. So if you do care please nuke the a**es out of here. Thank you. Eric T. Cartman Nuremberg, Germany Originally from South Park, CO People in command of Terran Empire ______________________________________________________ * michaelboy88 * Yurrei Bombing Maniac's allied with the Terran Empire ______________________________________________ * stoopman * Darusare * OmarEhab People who are misleading __________________________ * MerryRarebit * CheezDoodz Other People Convicted In My Country Of Terroristic Acts ___________________________________ * Kyle Broflovski (Worst Terrorist Ever Known) * Stan Marsh (Kyle's Probable [s]Gay[/s] Bisexual Boyfriend) * Wendy Testaburger (Hippie Girlfriend of Stan on His [s]Straight[/s] Not as Gay Days * Kyle's Mom (Stupid !@#$%*, Mother of Kyle) * Mr. Garrison (!@#$%^& Teacher) * Mr. Hat (!@#$%^& Teacher Puppet) * Craig Tucker and his friends (Boring !@#$%'s)

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[quote name='Endurance' timestamp='1326059294' post='2895874'] You can't have more than 1 account you know that right? [/quote] Who said you have the power to be disrespectful to me.? I am reconizable with just one account and do not feel it would help me any if I made another.

[quote name='Yuurei' timestamp='1326016174' post='2895618'] Let me save you some time.... Go ahead and go somewhere else... after your battles expire. [color="#FF0000"][font="Arial Black"][size="5"][b]Yuurei.[/b][/size][/font][/color] [color="#008080"]Chancellor Prime of Terran Empire[/color] [/quote] I will gladly but if I will ever get power in one of these alliances, I will declare war on you and all your inhabitents. My cease fire is not permanent but will be valid at first indefinite as long as I stay than least for two guranteed months starting when I move out.

[quote name='michaelboy88' timestamp='1326009321' post='2895583'] I'll just post here since you'll post all messages anyways... 1) You never submitted an application to join the alliance. That automatically makes you a ghost and grounds for attacking you in the first place. 2) You waged war against another alliance's member while under our AA claiming useless and irrational reasons. 3) You waged war against another person in another alliance. By flying under our AA you agree to abide by our charter which states that you shall not engage other targets without government approval. By ignoring this rule and attacking you are instantly marked for a target. The three people attacking you are under orders from the government to do so and their actions are accepted. Do not try to make us out to be the bad guys when you are clearly at fault. [/quote] 1:I was never told any of that and the tour guide Merry Rarebit made it look like anyone could join. 2: You don't understand how much Mr. Broflovski is a personal enemy of mine and me and my whole state have publicly determined that it is necessary to eliminate him, 3: I apologize for my rash actions and will apply to this alliance, while declaring peace and aiding anyone who I may have been a little hard on. In return, I except my country to have equal aide by the three countries involved until it is back to it's former glory. If this not responded to in a week, I will go to another alliance.

[quote name='King Xander the Only' timestamp='1325920718' post='2894620'] While you are obviously a man of great intelligence, I'm afraid I can't help you. [/quote] Thank you for respecting my authoritah. You are probably one of the few people who have publicly done that because everyone else is too scared to.

[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1325939508' post='2894727'] Just ask yourself, what would Brian Boitano do? [/quote] [quote name='Valtamdraugr' timestamp='1325952825' post='2894810'] Blame Canada [/quote] @The Pansy: I wish he'd be able to help. He's probably saving someone else's country. @Valtamdraugr: You know that was originally made by Kyle's mom and as we all know "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid !@#$%*".

[quote name='Wishywashy' timestamp='1325953147' post='2894813'] What crimes were committed by Rowan Eddie and King Aran? [/quote] They were possibly harboring the confirmed terrorist Kyle Broflovski and I had to peacefully invade them so I could try and capture him. Because of the various alliances interferences I was not able to.

The my idols remark was made by the dumb censoring system.

Two big !@#$% bag's in my group are making up rumors about me and saying I am a threat to the Terran Alliance because they are big jerks who can't respect my authoritah like everyone else does. They have attacked me with missiles and have not given me any time to tell them that I am not threatening them. The manager of the alliance, CheezDood has proven he is no help at all by being in his own self-centered little world and deciding that it would be better if I was eliminated. Well think again, you cowards because I will get you !@#$%^&* all sanctioned and kicked out of the Alliance you are making a mockery out of. You'll be saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home" when I'm done with you. From, Eric T. Cartman Document Evidence of There misdeeds: stoopman declares war on me for on the basis of obvious lies: War has been declared on you by stoopman for the following reason: you attacked my alliance Darusare yells out complete nonsense: War has been declared on you by Darusare for the following reason: he beat my wife CheezDood's pathetic grasp for power: You are being attacked because you declared war on 2 nations while pretending to be a member of our alliance (ghosting). As you have discovered, we do not tolerate that behavior. -CheezDood My response: Those two idiots declared war on me for no obvious reason. They are #$@@%s who can't respect my authoritah and I am not getting involved in their petty squabbles and getting blamed. Please tell them to stop spitting out nonsense. Screw those guys, They're going home. From, Eric Cartman Nuremburg, Germany Originally from South Park, CO Unorthodox battle technique's from both of them: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by Darusare. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 1.26 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by Darusare. You lost 0 defending tanks, 0.89 technology, and 2.19 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. You have been attacked by stoopman. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'Semper Fi'. You lost 7 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 10 soldiers and 2 tanks. Their forces razed 2.033 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 1.277 infrastructure. Their forces looted $18.94 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Update: More of the same from OmarEhab: War has been declared on you by OmarEhab for the following reason: A general dispute And more unfair battle techniques: You have been attacked by OmarEhab. You lost 26 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 8 soldiers and 0 tanks. Their forces razed 1.821 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 1.231 infrastructure. Their forces looted $8.46 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled You have been attacked by stoopman. You lost 98 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 341 soldiers and 2 tanks. Their forces razed 1.768 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 1.195 infrastructure. Their forces looted $58.06 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. I eventually had to withdraw from a war that I didn't even want to fight: Your nation has been defeated in battle. You do not have enough troops to defend your nation and your government has been thrown into Anarchy. You have lost all of your tanks, 0 spies, 5.73 infrastructure has been destroyed, 0.08 technology was lost and $17.83 of your money reserves was destroyed due to the invasion and resulting riots. What troops you did have deployed have also been returned home.