agni365

Hail GOONS!

[img]http://cngoons.com/board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/goonpatriot.png[/img] haters be hatin.

um... excuse me.. you forgot my name in there...

about time!!

so what happened? [img]http://i.imgur.com/n1Y3o.png[/img]

a very sad day indeed...

[quote name='milkmanrox100' timestamp='1323323055' post='2868608'] For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant immoralists back home who sickened me with their raiding culture and their OOC attacks. The spindly losers in the Mushroom Kingdom club who cared only for wars and not a whit for the superior web3.0 browser based nation simulation game to which it was endemic. Well no more. !@#$@#$ no more. I sign up for a forum for I was certain I had posted in all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass GGA diplomat or some !@#$. I had never been here, but I had returned. TPF-sama, tadaima! No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the LCD backlit her like a full-avatar halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of IC and righteousness. Of moralism and infrastructure. My heart started racing all over my keyboard. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the display alliance nations page! Well, of course she did, My nation was like a 10k ns than the !@#$@#$ hobbits they call nations around here. I was in no state of mind to reply to her, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ... And just like that she started PMing me. Her style of typing was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it s*x fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her animated avatar's pristine porcelain skin as she posted. The way she did more for me by posting about her infrastructure purchases than any MK s**tposters could by buying 1000 tech in one go SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT S**Y IS YOU !@#$@#$ W****S "Hi I'm m***r and I date 14 year olds"。 Oh !@#$, what did she say? She said something! To me! But I wasn't con-- "but something most don't understand is that the UPN alliance is built for war "。 OK, OK, I know this one. Where have I heard it before? UjW? Oh god she's so hot ? "You do realize Doomhouse has barely any NS, Nations, or tech"。 $%&@, I couldn't find the right words. Was it \o/? Was it CB? Was it MDoAP?!? "catgirls are s**y as $%&@"。 You know what, it doesn't even matter! Her posts look as good as her avatar. I don't need to say anything. I could do this forever. This is godd**n bliss. "..." She suddenly seemed apprehensive, like she was cautious of what she wanted to say next. Love love confession time?! "Yes, what is it?" I blurted out. "OH HEY MAN YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH?" "What?" What? "OH YEAH YOU DOES HAY NICE I LIKE." No. NO! This was not coming from her mouth. It couldn't be. "OH HAY YOU FROM UMBRELLA I LIKE. SO COOL! $%&@!" no no no no no no "I LOVE ALL UMBRELLA TECH AND DEALS. OH HAY DO YOU POST FORUMS YES. ROQUENTIN AND JOHNNYAPOCALYPSE. COOL!" "Um ... please talk about eradicating protecting small alliances." "NO RAIDING MUCH BETTER I LEARN MANY WAR AND BUY TECH AND WRC. SO CUTE! $%&@!" "I CAN SIGN MDAP AND BETRAY MY ALLIES SO PLEASE TALK ABOUT FRANCOISM TO ME!" "MORE INTENSITY REBEL_VIRGINIA NUKE THE WEEABOO ALLIANCE NUKE THE WEEABOO ALLIANCE LOL" [/quote] Hey dude i think your caps lock is on.

who are we fighting?

[quote name='Jrenster' timestamp='1311392056' post='2761793'] I saw that! Something about this guy spying for CoJ or spying on CoJ. Potentially interesting stuff going on here. [/quote] As you can notice by the number of times I posted on OWF... I don't come here often... I don't like to deal with the CN politics as they call it... and thus do not know who CoJ actually is..

[quote name='Do Not Fear Jazz' timestamp='1311391372' post='2761783'] Please note that Agni365 is a rogue and not considered a part of the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism. If you wish to raid him, feel free as he is not in any way under our protection. [/quote] I ain't no rogue this is a friendly conversation between me and Planet Bob.

I know it's true, you know it's true, everyone knows its true. This is simply a record for the history books. Allow me to start: 1. We are GOONS 2. You are NOT GOONS 3. We don't care about this world [img]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4133/zzzzzzzzzzzzzz5xa7.png[/img] NOTE: I am acting independent of the GOONS Gov't and this has not been authorize by anyone expect for me.

[center][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/luTxD.jpg[/IMG] [b][size="4"]Official DOOMHOUSE Announcement[/size][/b][/center] After much deliberation, the collective governments and signatories have decided that it would be in our best interest to merge the collective intelligence and abilities of said governments into one alliance. It is with great pleasure that doomhouse presents to the cybernations, a new, reformed, and perhaps better alliance. The name of our alliance is the: Goon Order of Neutral Shoving. [b]The AA's Umbrella, Mushroom Kingdom, and Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism will be under our protection indefinitely as we realign[/b]. Our forums will all be centralized to cngoons.com and we welcome all visitors. [b]The following treaties will be upheld by post-merger GOONS:[/b] Pandora's Box Unholy Alliance (MK-TOP) [b]All other treaties have now officially been rescinded[/b] Our flag is as follows: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sRUWT.png[/IMG] Our charter is currently the GOONS charter. For reference, the charter is located here: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Goon_Order_of_Neutral_Shoving [center][b]Signed for DOOMHOUSE[/b] [b]Signed for Umbrella:[/b] Roquentin, President NFL Generic, Vice President Natan, Field Marshal Xavii, Envoy mrcalkin, IA Chief Lord Panis Rahl, Economist domisi, the Generator Uranium, Umbrellaifier [b]Signed for GOONS:[/b] Sardonic, GOONS Pilot JT Jag, GOONS Co-Pilot KingShibby, GOONS Secretariat SirWilliam, GOONS Strategos Council Members: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi, dalstrs [b]Signed for the Mushroom Kingdom:[/b] King: Archon Prince: lebubu Lord High Vanguard: Teh 1337 Guy Lord High Envoy: Epiphanus Lord High Treasurer: Infinite Citadel Lord High Communicator: potato Lord High Inductor: Imperator [/center] [center] [b]Signed for Goon Order of Neutral Shoving[/b] Sardonic, Lobster y el Presidente Ardus, Optimus Prime Minister JT_Jag, Foreign Minister dalstrs, Diplomacy Director Roquentin, Chief War Advisor Chief Savage Man, Director of Goonland Security Unsure, High War Adjudicator Lebubu, House Mouse Archon, Foreign Aid Director Agni365, Minister of Goonification [/center] tl;dr: You are all SCREWED.

I voted guilty... What did I vote for?

GOONS is the worst Alliance EVER!!!

[quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1309299558' post='2743658'] Damn Third World alliances, why can't they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us? We need those dongs back so we can subsidize domisi's plantations and ship weapons to MKexican gangsters. [/quote] we wear flip flops

I am going to coup sardonic soon.

[quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1309299140' post='2743642'] [center][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100605090103/cybernations/images/d/d0/Cngoonsflag.png[/img][/center] [/quote] look at that sexy flag

[quote name='Rage McKill' timestamp='1307165977' post='2723596'] I will fight for what's right on Planet Bob, and there's not a damn thing that will stop me. Starting this very day, I will form a micro AA that will [size="1"][s]glare angrily at them[/s][/size] challenge these GOONs at every junction, at every concursion. I beseech ye, the bold and righteous of Planet Bob: Unite with me, together under one cause! They will not get away with their crimes! Peggy Sue will not be forgotten. [/quote] Can I get a Gov't position? PS: FIRST POST!!! WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOO