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  1. 7 hours ago, jerdge said:

    Excuse me, I know that you probably didn't intend your comment to be dickish, but what you wrote is exactly the kind of crap that was used ages ago to try spin EZI policies so that the masses could more easily swallow them. Despite the scented varnish, they remained total crap.

    A player isn't just an individual in the outside realm, it's someone with relationships and links in this world. Basically anyone that ever participated in CN (as it's meant to work) developed a social and political persona: effectively forcing them to hide their previous identity from all the friends and contacts they had is not fair. No other player should engage into that.

    Moreover, claiming that people that don't go out of their way to scramble their Internet fingerprints in a game would or could deserve to be griefed by the enemies they had in any previous reincarnation is similarly silly. Players shouldn't be forced to do anything to be allowed to play the game, other players have no authority over them.

    (Before the same old objections to my words are made, I clarify that, yes, it's wise not to give any personal details to strangers met on the internet; and yes, an alliance is justified in fighting against someone that rerolls to then again conspire against them. None of which is what I've been talking of.)

     

    Either you have completely misunderstood what I wrote or you have quoted the wrong person. I was pointing out the ineffectiveness of a putatively effective measure of tracking individuals through their reincarnations. I made no remark in favour of or against EZI, about personalities, relationships, or anything else that you have mentioned, nor do I care to, because they are completely irrelevant to the specific segment of the post that I quoted.


  2. 14 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

     

    Considering FTW is in a power vacuum, I know of only one leader who has a proven track record of saving alliances on the verge of chaos.

     

    I have asked Junka to come back to save FTW and he has graciously accepted. 

     

    May the revolution begin.

     

    Would it not be antithetical to the ideology of the great producerist crusader to take up the banner of a bourgeoisie enterprise that dedicates its spare time to crushing the means of production of the downtrodden micro alliances?


  3. 4 hours ago, Joseph Black said:

     

    Term,

     

    Another alliance this week.? It seems your loyalty is lower than our war chests. Instead of jumping from alliance to alliance long enough to ruin your welcome and bolt, you should try doing one of the things you claim to be so great at.

     

    I would resist accusing specific individuals of disloyalty when you are blatantly unaware of the depth of the character that you are attempting to assassinate so publicly. The war against you is being fought over loyalty to a brotherhood, the symbolism that represents it, and your alliance's intentional disrespect of that. Attacking individuals for that loyalty is hardly going to improve your situation.


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    Spoiler

    The Nordic Cactuar Accords

     

    the bit before

     

    i guess we're doing this again

     

    one - sovereignty


    the signatories reaffirm their commitment to the recognition of llama citizenship, however they strongly stress their continued belief that they should not be permitted to wander across state lines

     

    two - non-aggression

     

    the signatories once more agree that killing each other should be a last resort

     

    three - espionage

     

    the signatories continue to stand by their agreement not to spy on each others stuff

     

    four - mutual defence

     

    the signatories agree that, should one of the signatories fall victim to aggressive external pew pewing, the other shall be obligated to engage in mutual laser pointer fun time wherever possible

     

    five - optional aggression

    the signatories agree that, should one of the signatories engage in aggressive pew pewing of their own, the other shall not be obligated to engage in mutual laser pointer fun time, but such family bonding activities are encouraged

     

    six - further cooperation

     

    the signatories reserve the right, upon the request of the other signatory, to send the other signatory technological devices containing pictures of cute dogs under guard by El Presidente's finest troops at any time

     

    seven - cancellation

     

    the signatories agree to provide 72-hours advance notice should they decide to file for divorce

     

    signed for the random insanity alliance

    Lord Cactuar

    Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.

     

    Floridian Council

    im317, Cactus Emeritus, Captain Planet Emeritus, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog.

     

    :croix:

     

    brian ~ Minister of Foreign Affairs of the RIA, Previous Minister of the Economy of the RIA, Previous Minister of Internal Affairs of the RIA, Previous Minister of Foreign affairs of the RIA, HoMo of the RIA, Former Member of CDS, Former Triumvirate of CDS. Imperial Potentate, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat. Hoster of Forums. Keeper of RI5. Cruncher of Numbers. Keeper of the Peace. Creator of the HoTDoG. User of Unnecessary Capitalization so Things Look more Official. Never sure About using A Comma or Period in Official title listings; How long is to Long for a run on title listing Anyhow? Writer of Hikus. Petter of dogs. Lover of Oatmeal and Snickerdoodle Cookies.
            "No Brian"

     

    signed for the nordreich

    Keysariyt Hanssen - Reichskaiserin von Nordreich, Reichskanzlerin von Nordreich, Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Maroon Team Senator, of the Kingdom of Israel. Former Reichsminister of the Interior, Former Mentor, Former Oberst, The Originator of the Oop, Quitter of Government, Hero of the RIA, Former Joint Captain Planet, Insomniac of Nordland, Kippah Wearer, The One Who Talks To Herself, Is It Kaiser, Kaiser Hanssen, or Hanssen Answerer, Respondent of What Does Keysariyt Mean, Does Anybody Even Read These, writer of the titles that are just a little longer than the ones Brian gave her for this treaty counting tital word count and not the word count for the actual individuals

     

    Johan Pitka - Kronprinz von Nordreich. Bastard-at-Arms, Reichsmarschall von Nordreich, Former Stabsoffizier of the Wehrmacht, Tactical Commander of the Heer, The Eastern Taunter

     

     

    Phoenix (probably) - Reichsbanker

     

    It Was Actually A Comet

     

    EightiesMercedes - Reichsminister of the Interior, Incumbent Scapegoat, Temporary Replacement Leather Donkey Enthusiast, Resident Weeb, The One Who Is Absolutely On The List

     

    Oro Ibah Aozpi - Reichsgraf von Nordreich. Former Kaiser von Nordreich, Former Reichsmarschall von Nordreich, Proceeds the Weedian Hobo, The Desert Wanderer of Southern Algeria, Champion of the Druid Priest Smoke-Covenant, Deliverer of Ebola, Bather in the GLow of Kicken Rays, Arranger of the Ceremonial Bones, Master of the Groundation of the Redneck Hike, Possessor of the Yodel RUne, The One True LORD Jesus Santa Man

     

    Laidoner of the Einherjar

     


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    Spoiler

    The Second Alta Accords

     

    Preamble

     

    It did not take long for the Arctic man and the Teutonic man, who became one through the signing of the First Alta Accords, to witness war waged against them. Through this, a new bond has been forged; one that can only come to fruition through the spilling of blood for one another.

    Gathered once again in the great Nordic halls of Alta, the powers that be of the New Polar Order and the Nordreich, herein referred to as "the signatories", cement their commitment to the prosperity and security of their peoples. In recognition of their newfound bond, the assembled signatories endeavour to cooperate with one another to mutual benefit, as set forth by this document.

     

    Article I - Sovereignty

     

    The signatories of this agreement recognise the right for each individual signatory to maintain exclusive internal authority.

     

    Article II - Non-Aggression

     

    The signatories of this agreement conclude that aggression against one another will not occur, and support or condonement of such aggression will not be tolerated.

     

    Article III - Espionage

     

    The signatories of this agreement assent that spying upon one another's member nations is not permitted, and shall not take place.

     

    Article IV - Mutual Defence

     

    The signatories of this agreement declare that should either signatory become the victim of external aggression, the other signatory will join in the defence as if under attack themselves.

     

    Article V - Optional Aggression
     

    The signatories of this agreement acknowledge that, whilst they are not required to provide military or financial assistance to a party declares war upon a third party, such action is encouraged, and should be pursued provided circumstances allow it.
     

    Article VI - Further Cooperation
     

    The signatories of this agreement reserve the right to provide financial, technological or military aid upon the request of the other signatory for any purpose.
     

    Cancellation
     

    Should the signatories of this agreement determine that they no longer wish to cooperate as outlined above, they shall provide the other party seventy-two hours in advance of the termination of this treaty.

    Signed for the New Polar Order

    EaTemUp - Emperor

    AlmightyGrub - Regent, Imperator Emeritus

    HannaH - Minister of Truth

    Bdmon75 - Minister of Peace

    Blue Sam3 - Minister of Plenty

    Quantum Leap - Minister of Love

    Alexio15 - Deputy Minister of Truth

     

    Signed for the Nordreich

    Keysariyt Hanssen - Kaiserin von Nordreich

    Johan Pitka - Kronprinz von Nordreich, Bastard-at-Arms

    Phoenix - Reichsbanker

    EightiesMercedes - Reichsminister of the Interior

    Oro Ibah Aozpi - Reichsgraf

    Laidoner of the Einherjar

     


  6. the_alta_accords.png


     

    Spoiler

    The Alta Accords
     

    Preamble

    In the hyperborean of the Reich, a realm exists that reflects in its geography and its nature the connection of Niflheimr with the Midgard that we inhabit. It is here in these frozen wastes that the lands of the Teutonic man meets that of the Arctic man.
     

    Gathered in great Nordic halls of Alta, the powers that be of the New Polar Order and the Nordreich, herein referred to as "the signatories", delcare their commitment to the prosperity and security of their respective peoples. In recognition of this, the assembled signatories endeavour to cooperate with one another to mutual benefit, as set forth by this document.
     

    Article I - Sovereignty

    The signatories of this agreement recognise the right of each individual signatory to maintain exclusive internal authority.
     

    Article II - Non-Aggression

    The signatories of this agreement conclude that aggression against one another will not occur, and support or condonement of each aggression will not be tolerated.
     

    Article III - Espionage

    The signatories of this agreement assent that spying upon one another's member nations is not permitted, and shall not take place.
     

    Article IV - Military and Financial Assistance

    The signatories of this agreement acknowledge that, whilst they are not required to provide military or financial assistance to one another at any time, such action is firmly encouraged, and should be pursued provided circumstances allow it.


    Cancellation

    Should the signatories of this agreement determine that they no longer wish to cooperate as outlined above, they shall provide the other party seventy-two hours in advance of the termination of this treaty.
     

    Signed for the New Polar Order

    EaTemUp - Emperor
    AlmightyGrub - Regent, Imperator Emeritus
    HannaH - Minister of Truth
    Bdmon75 - Minister of Peace
    Blue Sam3 - Minister of Plenty
    Quantum Leap - Minister of Love
    Alexio15 - Deputy Minister of Truth
     

    Signed for the Nordreich

    Kaiserin von Nordreich
    Keysariyt Hanssen
     

    Kronprinz von Nordreich
    Johan Pitka, Bastard-at-Arms
     

    Phoenix - Reichsbanker
    EightiesMercedes - Reichsminister of the Interior
    Oro Ibah Aozpi - Reichsgraf
    Laidoner of the Einherjar

     


  7. Non Grata, it's been one heck of a ride. I never thought I would see the day when you post something like this before us, and I never thought I would see the day that we would exist without you, yet here we are. You have been the best ally and the greatest of friends that we could ever have asked for. There's not much more I can say, for myself and on behalf of the Reich, than we've had some fun times, and we'll miss you. To Valhalla, the non-fail variant, until we join you there.

     

    Make sure Nettles knows he still owes me child support.

     

    It goes without saying that, beyond the scope of Caustic's revenge and antics, the Non Grata alliance affiliation is indefinitely protected by the Nordreich. Not that it matters in this day and age.

     

    o/ NG

    o/ Caustic

    o/ All the other gays aboard the roller


  8. 6 hours ago, The Zigur said:

    The CNR was designed by Mogar to advance his IC CN political aims, which is why the sidebar hierarchy was stacked with political allies and "important" people. Mogar stacked CNRP2 in the exact same way years ago. CNR became focused more on pleasantries and karaoke than any substantial discussion.

    Not sure what "sidebar hierarchy" you think exists. The only people with power are the Admins, half of whom (when Mogar still owned the place) were not allies of him, and all of whom are subject to scrutiny. You were a Guest at one point, which put you "above everyone else" in the list - it literally just lets you talk on the radio.

     

    It was always about fun. Karaoke was the very first thing that ever happened in CN Radio. Karaoke was actually why it was made - we held it elsewhere and decided to expand it. Substantial discussion happens, but funnily enough, it tends not to include people like you. You contributed nothing but headaches, and people seem happy that you are gone - even the people that are legitimately against the things you pretend to be against.

     

    Every time you post here ranting about us, and talk smack about us in your server, people that aren't complete !@#$birds lose what insignificant amounts of respect for you they had left and they start seeing through your façade. You aren't campaigning for free speech, discussion with substance, liberation from tyrannical overlords that subject you to unfair laws. You are sitting in a corner, kicking and screaming at anyone and everyone that passes by because your own behaviour resulted in your banishment from a server.

     

    You are the conspiracy theorist on a backwater station that all rational people consider insane, we are the respectable nationwide non-profit station.

    Grow up already.


  9. 2 hours ago, DaarioNaharis said:

    let me just make sure I understand this correctly, you're saying I should defend the statement that "junka was right in baning you from his discord server for posting defecation porn" by declaring war on you in cybernations?

    if yes, you're not even in my range, also I usually don't enjoy fighting little weaklings.

     

    or are you saying I should defend that statement by draggin FTW into an alliance war with Cobra?

     

    and what does this have to do with honor? how exactly is it more honorable to declare war in CN than posting a statement on the OWF? 

    I feel like you're not recognising the part where you literally threatened to hit him with a hammer, and he's just responding to that threat.


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    The past few years have been trying for the great Nordreich, as they have been for all of Planet Bob. The fire that once burned within us all has now subsided for many, if not extinguished completely. Nevertheless, it is our duty to continue on, to carry the banners and bear the burdens that we do.

     

    In accordance with our own need to continue, to fight, under a leadership both willing and capable of navigating these dark times, our Kaiser and Kronprinz, Oro Ibah Aozpi and Latexi, have declared that they shall be succeeded in their positions.

     

    Presenting the new Monarchy of Nordreich:

     

    Kaiserin von Nordreich,
    Keysariyt Hanssen

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    Kronprinz von Nordreich,
    Johan Pitka

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    o/ Nordland

    o/ Nordreich

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