The Federation of Armed Nations wants UCR to denounce one of their core beliefs, which, as you could imagine, is rather distasteful to UCR. To see if we can find a way to extract UCR from this war I will post the renunciation on their behalf.
What's this I hear about cumudgeonism?
These old men who spend all their time being annoyed and angry, complaining all the time about this and complaining about that, with their hearing aids all set down too low so you have to shout at them to turn them up so you can get them to move off the recliner because you want to wipe all the crumbs up from the cookies they have been eating in the living room that the dog eats and it gives him gas....
What? Union of Communist Republics? Sorry, let me turn up my hearing aids.