MitchellBade

TIL: Jache is still alive Sup bro!

Get in line sir

Jokes on you son, Galvatron didn't even proclaim "how great" the treaty is, he just posted the text so that brings the number to: 0. Go back to grade school and get back to us when you can count.

Give peace a chance! D:

Sorry, all I got is "Tickle Me Pink" and "Macaroni Cheese Yellow". Take your pick

Seriously? I thought this was a terrible "welcome back joke". Le sigh

I voted for the other guy....

You could do all most of us a favor and just like...piss off close the book.

If you can't beat em, join em.

Aint nothing like reminiscing about the past when your future is going nowhere amirite? But hey, at least you once had a quality moment!

I applaud this new world order.

tl;dr congratulations TSI?

I swear, why do you people think everyone wants to see my dirt laundry? They've got their own undergarments to deal with.

I'm Kaskus Hall of Fame, even fought during the Sith skirmish that arose due to your membership. Course I wouldn't expect an ego-maniac such as yourself to take note of the contributions and sacrifices of others. Hence why we're at this crossroads.

Join MI6 Smurth. Assert your feelings, for you know they are true!

Pee Wees Playhouse needs to be smack dab center of all that, cause why not?

Nukes are for men who lack the testicular fortitude to get the work done in the trenches.

Your lack of political comprehension continues to astound. I would like to invite you to a fine dine at the ever so exquisite "Los Pollo Hermanos" to witness my protection

A Double Feature! In today's episode of "Front Page Pee-Wee", our friend Pee Wee finds himself in a bit of a pickle. As you see, some loony spy friends of his have been pushed around by some wacko Pacific Islanders. To make matters worse, those wacko Pacific Islanders are old playground buddies of Pee Wee's. So what is Pee Wee to do? Well as it so happens, those Pacific Islanders are old buddies for a reason. They allowed some small blue creature to join their crew a good while back and ever since then, well, he's been pretty much a benign cancerous tumor right on their baby-making sacks! Oh noooo! Needless to say, this hasn't been an easy decision but when push comes to shove Pee Wee always has his friends backs (even if those friends won't let Pee Wee play in the pillow fort anymore). So without further ado, Pee Wee's Playhouse finds itself in a state of "Uncle" with those pesky Pacific Islanders hereby known as Kaskus. Meet me at the jungle gym after nap time fellas, and whoever calls "Uncle" first, loses. The second episode of our double feature, called "Tango Time", has our friend Pee Wee in a rather precarious situation. It appears those silly Kaskus boys had moved on to other friends. Now, you didn't hear it from Pee Wee (cover your eyes and ears children!) but those guys are a bunch of a-s-s-e-s. And Pee Wee and these "new" friends are not friends. At all. In fact, one could say that Pee Wee wouldn't mind if a comet fell on their silly lil red heads and wiped them off the face of the planet! Anywho, these jerks have gone ahead and littered thousands of their dead butts, along with millions of their dollars all over Pee Wee's azalea garden! For shame! Pee Wee needs to put a stop to this now! So we hereby declare that these bullies, hereby known as Screaming Red Asses, will have their homes egged, their tricycles vandalized and their mothers ravaged! Stay tuned for upcoming episodes, they are sure to be a hoot!

Hope yall updated your target lists

This must be how Jennifer Lawrence feels....

So it probably wouldn't be kosher to continue my random pillaging of your lands... P.S. Thanks beau?

Pee Wee is coming home Kaskus, and not in a good way!

I see you crafted your alliance stats specifically for ants...intriguing

The only thing you should be tied to is a hitching post