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MitchellBade

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  1. Thank you Non Grata for your stamp of approval
  2. Is this a statement of confidence or recognition of your failed state as a source of competency?
  3. In Sargun's defense, he was a flaming teapot hellbent on guzzling down gratuitous amounts of wonderful petunias.
  4. I don't know what is more genuine, MI6s apology or this statement. Keep it tongue in cheek folks.
  5. And Los Pollos Hermanos thanks you for offering such a solution to the Rey problem. It has allowed us to flush out the waste from our systems.
  6. Settle down children, there is plenty of thighs and breasts for everyone! Except for Neo Uruk, you get the gizzard.
  7. As the late great Colonel Sanders once said, "I am too drunk to taste this chicken". Such blessed is our chicken and we shall fry all those who question the extra crispiness of our poultry delights. We would like to also extend an nutritional update. Our chicken comes fresh from the southern border and by no means is tainted with anything inhabited from a supernova nor with the chemical X. In fact, the only thing that is X-related around here is the fine and eloquent brassieres of our XXX servers.
  8. Since reythegreat has resigned as the head honcho of Los Pollos Hermanos in search of saltier pastures, I have decided to carry on the affiliation in his "honor". And with my first act as the newly christened Head Cook, I hereby decry that the nation of Neo Uruk, ruled by Rey the Great, is hereby banished from the affiliation indefinitely. Enjoy your prison camp food you wench.
  9. Shall we bring back the joyful memories of Pandora's Box? Anywho, I expected nothing less from you Hitchcock. Welcome to the fray o/
  10. Brucemania and the rest of the Pacifican spin-doctors, the problem at hand does not lie in the fact that The Phoenix Federation was pre-empted, if you reside outside of MI6. It is a viable strategy in war to engage a target before they can engage you, and with the treaty between MI6 and TPF, it isn't far-fetched to have believed they could have entered the fray on their own. Anyone who argues otherwise is a horrible strategist. Where the problem lies is that Oculus, an bloc consisting of numerous alliances, filled with hundreds upon hundreds of nations, that dwarf TPF in size and strength, could not have chosen a more appropriate aggressor. Literally anyone in Oculus, save for Pacifica, could have waged war against TPF and the reaction from the community at-large would have been significantly less "hostile". But no, instead of having a mutual respect for ones past comrade, you planted the sword firmly in the back of a worn warrior who simply exhausted all their resources over the years helping prop your alliance up. That is where the problem lies and to spin it any other way is to show a lack of maturity and respect on the battlefield. Frankly, any alliance that holds a treaty with you at this point outside of Oculus needs to do some internal posturing and realize that your loyalties lie thin.
  11. Well that would explain the amateur hour going on...
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