[Why GOONS are better than you!]

[quote name='Jrenster' timestamp='1311392056' post='2761793']
I saw that! Something about this guy spying for CoJ or spying on CoJ. Potentially interesting stuff going on here.
[/quote]

He's not the CoJ spy. I am.

[Hypothetically Speaking]

We can still leave and ghost UPN without repercussions, right?

[Name the SOS-NsO war]

Weeaboo Blowout and Fish Fry 2K11

[GOONS]

Because through goonS we will destroy the Hegemony forever and ever and ever and ever and restore peace and love to Planet Bob for all eternity.

[Your Dream Alliance Government (with Rebel Virginia)]

Emperor - Rebel Virginia
Regent- Rebel Virginia
MoD - Rebel Virginia
Enclave - Rebel Virginia
Enclave - Rebel Virginia
Enclave - Rebel Virginia
MoF- Rebel Virginia
MoI- Rebel Virginia

Propaganda - Rebel Virginia
Judge - Rebel Virginia
Security/tech - Bros2

[Final Announcement from Poison Clan and iFOK]

[quote name='Il Impero Romano' timestamp='1308091256' post='2731448']
Substance abuse.

Also, congrats home slices.
[/quote]

I thought we agreed NG was going to be tax fraud?

[CSN Announcement]

We leave Sard and Liz alone together and they just start breaking everything. We're gonna have to hire a babysitter.

[Justitia Nike]

This post has also been redacted.

[GOONS/CSN Announcement]

Something something terrorist, flim flam GOONs suck, words words ludicrous reps, blah blah destroying the planet, bibble babble CSN are meanies, hurf durf Sard is a bad person.

That outta cover everything.

[GoonNation 420]

Tell Sard to capitalize more words I can't understand his message any other way.

Also someone coup him dammit I'm on a schedule here.

[Important Announcement from GOONS]

My favorite memory is when we raided that one guy. That was a time I shall cherish forever.

[Calling all nominations for...]

[quote name='Alterego' timestamp='1303211486' post='2693502']
I stand slightly corrected. Your forum is just a place to abuse people who may or may not be signed up there by "digging through peoples RL to make fun of them" as Azaghul himself put it.
[/quote]

He's right. Between being signed up on MK's forums and the gov shutting down online poker I'm expecting at least 50 attempts on my life this week. Even more if peace talks finalize.

[Announcement from The Order of the Paradox]

[quote name='mythicknight' timestamp='1303179296' post='2693028']
If he is I want some of that stuff
[/quote]

No you don't. I highly recommend you stay 12 steps away from the Mether at all times.

[iFOK Announcement]

Our PB overlords have gained bureaucracy there is no hope for us now.

[A Statement from Doomhouse]

[quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1302754498' post='2690389']
Ok I am back, anything important that I miss?
[/quote]

We actually resolved everything 20 pages ago and have been putting on an act to keep you confused.

Also someone is pregnant with someone else's baby. There may be an evil twin involved, it's too early to tell.

[If DoomHouse isn't evil]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1302679215' post='2689944']
They modified so many of my posts to say ridiculous stuff there, I wouldn't trust anything it shows as being posted by me there as what I really said.
[/quote]

Good call Mether. If I were you I wouldn't trust what you said either.

[FOK Announcement]

I was told this announcement was a war dec on iFOK. Voted 1.

[TOOL Announcement]

Hold on fellas, we missed a gold nugget here

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1302501307' post='2688397']
As a by-product of my studies as a mathematician and logician
[/quote]

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1302501307' post='2688397']
[size="4"]my studies as a mathematician and logician
[/size][/quote]

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1302501307' post='2688397']
[size="6"]a mathematician and logician
[/size][/quote]

Thank goodness you're still studying these topics. I'd hate to think you'd consider yourself a master of logic.

[A Statement from Doomhouse]

[quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1302066584' post='2685295']
I'm here now to cover the late shift in this awesomely helpful thread of discussion and demeanor.

Any questions on the table this evening?
[/quote]

GOONz: Threat or menace?

We will also accept terrorists, but only if accompanied by a hate-filled rant.

[If DoomHouse isn't evil]

[quote name='LittleRena' timestamp='1302029542' post='2684844']
I can't read
[/quote]

And thus we've summed up LittleRena's posting career.

[Announcement from the Mushroom Kingdom Castellan of the Keep]

Finally, a web server that is no longer willing to tolerate MK's tyranny.

I salute thee, noble server.

[Dragonisian Associated Press]

[quote name='Rage McKill' timestamp='1301528519' post='2680955']
2nd round KO
[/quote]

By golly goon sir, you've done it again.

[Really, Methrage?]

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1301208030' post='2678070']
futility
[/quote]

Are you honestly trying to break down and analyze a Methrage/Timeline argument? Good lord man. Watching these two argue is like slamming your junk in a door: painful, utterly pointless, and absolutely no one profits. I don't like you and I can soundly say you have better things to do.

As for Methy's nukes, the best part about them are the GA's he fails directly after them. Eat uranium like a man and knuckle back up once that battle is over.

[Declaration of Peace]

[quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1301205751' post='2678021']
Soon, RV will be GOONS Pilot (sorry Sardonic) and NSO Emperor (sorry Heft). It's all coming together...
[/quote]

Allow me to be the first to say coup RV.

[Has RV lost his credibility?]

[quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1301163730' post='2677252']
I am consistent, I don't change my views with the weather. Thus, I'm extremely credible - It's just rare that I have anything important to say.
[/quote]

I'd say you're going for the Stopped Clock style, but I don't know if you can manage being right twice a day.