TOLWYN

the goons are immoral for this. i demand that money be given to the op to fight this just war, i am also offering the op a military treaty in which we can defend our interests together on the black team.

even outnumbered three to one, i do massive damage to my enemies, inflicting anarchy on one of them and destroying thousands of infrastructure. i have won all my ground battles and cruise missile attacks today, and only one of my aircraft attakcs was a failure because i lost a couple of planes.

i have been banned from posting in caps lock on the forums, but this will not censor the voice of reason that is the black team advocate. "proper journalism is the machine of truth"- tolwyn we have published our list of demands and i am here to give a report from the front of the black civil war. my nation has recovered from the brief anarchy the cowards from OTS put on me by surprise attacking me. in addition i have caused severe amounts of damage to them while gaining my own strength. heres some proof: this is but a fraction of the reports of war that i have. we have caused trillions of damage to our enemies, and trillions more will be caused before the holy war of reunifiaction is over. and plus one of my enemies realized that he could not win and as such declared peace. i have an open war slot, so send your best to attack me!!! i will best him.

[quote name='Penkala' date='03 July 2010 - 03:25 PM' timestamp='1278192287' post='2358977'] You're annoying and unfunny. [/quote] CLEARLY YOU HAVE MISSED THE POINT. MY INTENTION IS NOT TO ANNOY, NOR TO BE FUNNY, BUT TO UNITE THE BLACK TEAM. AND ALSO TO GET BACK WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME. I DONT UNDERSTAND THE RIDICULOUS SARCASM IN THIS THREAD. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE SERIOUS THEN PERHAPS YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD GO AWAY. I AM TRYING TO UNITE THE BLACK TEAM YET YOU ATTEMPT TO UNDERMINE OUR PURPOSE.

YOU HAVE INSULTED OUR STANDING BY CONSIDERING THIS A JOKE, OR A COMEDY ACT. I AM THE ONE WHO IS THE AGGRIEVED PARTY. [u]YOU[/u] ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE CAUSED THE DAMAGE. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO DREW FIRST BLOOD. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THESE REPARATIONS, YET YOU ALL CONSIDER IT A JOKE, I AM DEEPLY INSULTED,

THOUGH WE HAVE CAUSED TRILLIONS OF DAMAGE TO OUR ENEMIES AND MADE BILLIONS IN PROFITS, WE AT THE DARK LORDS FEEL THAT OUR ENEMIES OWE US FOR PREVENTING THE UNITY OF THE BLACK TEAM. ALL ENEMIES OF THE DARK LORDS, WHETHER THEY BE AT WAR WITH US OR CONNECTED TO ONE OF OUR ENEMIES IN A MILITARY MANNER, ARE HEREBY LIABLE FOR THE FOLLOWING: 1. $50 TRILLION TO BE PAID TO EACH MEMBER OF THE DARK LORDS OVER THE APPLICABLE AMOUNT OF TIME TO RECEIVE SUCH AID 2. 100,000 TECH TO BE PAID IN ADDITION TO THIS 3. 500 BILLION SOLDIERS TO EACH MEMBER OF THE DARK LORDS AS WELL 4. A PUBLIC APOLOGY AND SURRENDER TO THE DARK LORDS IN WHICH THE GUILTY PARTIES ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG 5. ALL ENEMIES OF THE DARK LORDS ARE TO TRANSFER TO THE BLACK TEAM AND CHANGE THEIR ALLINACE TO THE DARK LORDS 6. THESE ENEMIES WILL NOW BE OUR ALLIES, AND OF COURSE, WILL ASSIST IN THE REUNIFICATION OF THE BLACK EMPIRE. NOT COMPLYING BY THESE MOST GRACIOUS OF TERMS IS BANNED. THESE DEMANDS ARE MADE BY ORDER OF THE DARK LORDS. -TOLWYN

[quote name='The Thief' date='03 July 2010 - 10:18 AM' timestamp='1278173910' post='2358711'] Has anyone noticed that two of the three nations he's warring with are from the Facepunch Alliance? We should give those guys a medal. First they bring half a million new members to CN, THEN they start fighting the good fights! o/ Facepunch o/ an end to TOLWYN's tyrannical reign over the black team [/quote] YES, AND THEY ARE LOSING THE WAR. I WILL BE POSTING A NEW THREAD SOON WITH A LIST OF OUR DEMANDS.

REUNIFY THE BLACK SPHERE. JOIN TODAY.

WHAT SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THE DIEING CN COMMUNITY.

WE NEED EVERY MAN WE CAN GET. THE BLACK TEAM NEEDS YOU! JOIN UP TODAY.

NO I MEAN XENON. HIS GRAPH MEANS NOTHING. IT IS SHEER, BASELESS PROPAGANDA WITH ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS WHATSOEVER AND ONLY SERVERS TO UNDERMINE THE DARK LORDS. ENLIGHTNEN YOURSELF WITH SOME TRUE FACTS: http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance_stats_custom.asp?Alliance=Facepunch Alliance (I AM FIGHTING TWO NATIONS FROM THIS DISHONOURABLE ALLINACE)

I HAVE ALREADY DECLARED WAR ON GOONS, JUST NOT PHYSICALLY YET BECAUSE IM IN ANARCHY. BUT REALIZE: ANARCHY MEANS BASICALLY NOTHING, AS I WASNT GOING TO BOTHER WITH COLLECTING TAXES ANY TIME SOON. PLUS IVE BEEN WINNING A LOT OF MY BATTLES, DAMAGING WITH CRUISE MISSILES. THE WAR IS QUITE SUCCESSFUL AND ONCE I GET OUT OF ANARCHY I AM COMING FOR GOONS.

THE LAZINESS AND CORRUPTION OF THE BLACK TEAM SENATE IS APALLING. THEY HAVENT EVEN SANCTIONED ME YET, THE FOOLS.

THEN PERHAPS YOU WILL SEE OUR FORCES ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

YES IT IS, AND THERE WILL BE DIRE CONSEQUENCES. AND DONT TRY TO SWITCH SIDES ALL OF A SUDDEN. I SEE YOUR DOUBTS IN OUR PROGRESS, BUT THEY ARE UNFOUNDED.

[quote name='xenon' date='02 July 2010 - 01:20 PM' timestamp='1278098422' post='2357968'] Which is probably the one reason EVERYONE who goes to war doesn't switch to the grey team. [/quote] EXPLAIN THIS LOGIC. I WILL FIND A WAY TO WORK IT INTO MY GRAND STRATEGY.

WE HAVE ALREADY CAUSED TRILLIONS OF DAMAGE TO OUR ENEMIES, AND I AM PROFITING IN THE BILLIONS FROM THIS WAR. MY FORCES ARE SO POWERFUL EVEN MY OWN PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANGRY. BEWARE THE DIVINE POWER OF THE DARK LORDS.

YOU ARE NOT LEADER OF THE DARK LORDS. YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED THE DIVINE BLESSING AS I HAVE, ON MY GREAT QUEST TO REUNIFY THE BLACK SPHERE.

COUPS ON THIS ALLIANCE HAVE BEEN BANNED. I AM STILL LEADER AND YOUR STATEMENT IS FALSE.

DONT SELL 100 TECH FOR 3 MILLION, THAT IS A RIP OFF. YOU END UP MAKING NOT VERY MUCH MONEY AND YOU WASTE 3 AID SLOTS. SELL 50 FOR 3 MILLION INSTEAD, THAT IS A MUCH MORE FAIR DEAL.

"VIGILANCE IS THE KEY TO DISCOVERING YOUR TRUE ENEMIES"- TOLWYN MY FRIENDS, WE ARE IN A STATE OF WAR. THE BLACK TEAM IS ENGULFED IN THE FIRES OF DIVISION, AS ONE SIDE SEEKS TO REUNIFY AND THE OTHER SEEKS TO KEEP THE POWER DIVIDED. SPIES OF THE ENEMY ARE EVERYWHERE. I ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO REMAIN VIGILANT, AND DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE LIKES SUCH AS \M/ AND GOONS, WHO SEEK TO DIVIDE THE POWER AMONGST THE VARIOUS TEAMS ON BLACK. AND NOW I MUST ADRESS ANOTHER ALLIANCE, ONE THAT HAS SO FAR AVOIDED THE FRAY: SPARTA, I DEMAND THAT YOU PICK A SIDE IN THIS MATTER. YOUR FENCE SITTING IS DESPICABLE. AS THE BLACK TEAM'S SANCTIONED ALLIANCE, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING US IN A FINE FASHION. BUT YOU HAVE REMAINED SILENT ON THIS GREAT BLACK CIVIL WAR, ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO AVOID THE FRAY AND COME OUT AS THE ONLY SURVIVOR? EITHER YOU ARE WITH US, OR YOU ARE AGAINST US. THERE IS NO NEUTRALITY IN THIS WAR. EVERY ALLIANCE, EVERY NATION ON BLACK MUST CHOOSE A SIDE TO BE ON. SO THE QUESTION BECOMES: DO YOU SUPPORT BLACK UNITY AND THE ASCENSION OF THE BLACK EMPIRE? OR DO YOU SEEK TO KEEP THE POWER DIVIDED AMONG PETTY AND SELFISH LEADERS. THE TIME TO DECIDE IS NOW. THE WAR IS IN YOUR BACKYARDS, AND IF YOU ARE NOT YET INVOLVED YOU SOON WILL BE. REMEMBER: IF YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DARK LORDS, THEN YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF BLACK.

[quote name='Sadizo' date='02 July 2010 - 10:34 AM' timestamp='1278088440' post='2357798'] I'm on black for trades, I refuse your unity! Chaos and an eternity of division is what the black sphere was built for! [/quote] THESE COMMENTS ARE SELFISH, EVIL, AND BLASPHEMOUS! HOW DARE YOU USE THE BLACK TEAM AS A VEHICLE TO FURTHER YOUR OWN INTEREST! HERETICS SUCH AS THESE WILL BE DEALT WITH WHEN THE TIME COMES.

[quote name='wilhelm the demented' date='01 July 2010 - 10:49 PM' timestamp='1278046175' post='2357460'] DEATH TO ORANGE? RIGHT? TOLWYN! I NEED YOUR GUIDANCE! [/quote] IN TIME ORANGE WILL BE BLACKENED. HOWEVER, WE MUST DEAL WITH THE MOST PRESSING PROBLEMS FIRST- THE ENEMIES OF BLACK UNITY WHO SEEK TO HAVE THE POWER DIVIDED. "AN EMPIRE DIVIDED CAN NOT STAND"- TOLWYN

HOW DARE YOU COMPROMISE THE INTEGRITY OF BLACK UNITY.

WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO MEAN.