Noob Cake

Did I? Someone search the forums. I don't think I have access

of course it is neat bc I made it. where are my royalties? plz contact government officials and send any backlogged tech royalties my way

It is so neat.

I'm a rogue in not-an-alliance. Here is a nation link for easy war declaration: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=74350

GOLD - Noob days. Built up my hate of NPO GPA - Sold tons of tech, built up my infra. Gramlins - Buy a lot of tech. Umbrella - Inactive days. Near quitting CN time.

What did I just read? Tech rules all you say? Did I hear that correctly?

Welp, I have lost this war. Time to surrender.

Have you considered merging with Umbrella?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GnG8G.png[/img] Cybernations Wars: Press a button and compare stats. Not a real war.

[quote name='tayloj7' timestamp='1323322711' post='2868571'] Tis the update before war and all through the fray all the creatures are stirring even old gen[m]ay the warchests are filled, and collections complete in hopes that we will not be met with defeat The peace mode warriors all snug in their beds Whilst visions of war mode dance in their heads And Nationruler in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled slotwatching for a long winter's nap. When out on the forums there arose such a clatter, I slowly browsed through to see what was the matter. Away to the SBSC I clicked like a flash, Tore open the threads and posted some trash. Then the email came with the new-standing orders with a hint we would soon confront infra hoarders. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a forecast update, and a tiny roqdeer. "Now Collect! now, Defcon! now, resource switchen! Buy Nukes! Buy Navy! get ready for Blitzen! To the top of the !@#$pile! to the top of them all! Now Coordinate! Coordinate! Coordinate all!" And then, in a twinkling, I heard on irc The prancing and pawing of each little key. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the !@#$slope St. Natan came with a bound. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A glare of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I should've read his thread He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And planned all the war slots, which drove him berserk. Checking out nations on STORMs info screens, Converting umbrellans into war machines! He then sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he closed the web site, "Happy !@#$mas to all, and to all a good-fight!" [/quote] All hail tayloj!

Dude, switch the axis. Never put numerical counts on the x-axis.

[quote name='PMoses' timestamp='1308633728' post='2736847'] Asgaards side as posted here has probably the same amount of war experience as MK's.. and Valhalla although small themselves is a force that can make any side a winner by playing the cards right. Which there good at. If this battle stayed just between the listed alliances Val's side would win.. I mean during Karma Val handed PC their ... till PC's other little friends showed up.. just saying.. If you go by past, amount of nooks, and the ungodly warchest Val's side requires there nations to carry.. that side wins hands down in the long war. [/quote] Can I get some information on this so called "ungodly" warchest requirement?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/YkqGp.png[/img] Here we go

[quote name='chefjoe' timestamp='1307481039' post='2726340'] even GPA? [/quote] Neutral menace

[quote]Umbrella is actually too big to be a major player in war. Their obsession with tech has long been noted even though their economic plans are far inferior to ours, even when we were restricted. Regardless, their top tier has grown themselves out of the range of effectiveness. They'll do damage to any top tier, that is for certain. But after a week of war, they'll be too high to attack anyone, and stuck in the roll of just spending their warchests on their lesser nations and allies. Simply put, they're too big to fight effectively.[/quote] Yeah too big to be effective. I'm sure that is why NPO top tier is in peace mode.

RMMW - Raman Mew Mew War

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So many people in thread behind hurt. If you don't like it, do something about it. Here is my nation: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=74350

[quote name='potato' timestamp='1296792555' post='2618792'] You're being dumb on purpose, aren't you? [/quote] [color=#2200C1][font=arial, sans-serif][size=2]Christian Coalition of Countries Logic, as expected[/size][/font][/color]

[quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1296790817' post='2618714'] Quiet infidel, we do too have a treaty with FOK:http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=52180. MK's incompetent Kommune, Southern INfidelegation, and Mushreich leadership are to blame for not updating the cyberwiki. As for our Jihad, our holy war on you began with your actions against the good folk (people of the fungus) of FOK. [/quote] Cybernations Wiki E-Lawyers are the best kind

[quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1296789011' post='2618608'] So let me get it straight, unsanctioned members from your alliances attack members of an alliance you have not declared on, a direct MDoAP partner of TPF, treats them as rogues (as these are attacks against alliances by two alliances that have not declared war on TPF), and then suddenly you're all upset and butthurt over these actions? Up is not down, the sky is not pink, and yes, as usual, you're full of !@#$. We'll see if ML has good allies who have the balls to respond to this act of aggression against ML. [/quote] I don't see why a NSO member can't follow the simple logic chain of this declaration. TPF attacks GOONS, MDoAP partners of both Umbrella and MK (Distance 0) Umbrella and MK attack TPF (Distance 1) ML attacks Umbrella and MK in defense of TPF, their MDoAP ally (Distance 2) Umbrella and MK declare war on ML in self defense. In fact, Umb and MK attacking ML is arguably more justified than ML attacking us. The ML equivalent of an Umb/MK attack on TPF is a ML attack on GOONS. A DoW is only a courtesy toward ML and a formality at best. Lastly, get your fail e-lawyering out of here

http://www.cybernations.net/search_aid.asp?searchstring=Declaring_Alliance%2CReceiving_Alliance&search=Goon%20Order%20of%20Oppression%20Negligence%20and%20Sadism&anyallexact=exact We won't really run out of money to send. Keep on piling.

[quote name='nutkase' timestamp='1296467658' post='2612789'] Welcome to the fight NSO Seriously if MK and Umbrella are so bored with NPO why not counter some of the alliances hitting GOONS? Like the saying that is so fondly used by GOONS and friends......Do something about it [/quote] I'm actually in the process of looking for anyone hitting GOONS in my range, pm me some links if possible. Also if you are declaring war on any Doomhouse alliance, feel free to attack me before I go aid the Sparta front tomorrow.

[quote name='pezstar' timestamp='1295975433' post='2600389'] Here's the thing, though... after the dust settles, do you really believe someone's not going to come for you? You've just proven to the entire Cyberverse that you are more than willing to attack someone out of the blue. You have to be willing to acknowledge that, not only might someone get the same idea about you someday, but that they absolutely will do it to you. [/quote] Get out of peace mode and attack someone in Doomhouse

[quote name='Cortath' timestamp='1295932705' post='2598642'] *chuckles* [center][img]http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll236/The_Pale_Horse/npoimperial2.png[/img] [b][size="5"][color="#FF0000"]A More Formal Recognition of Hostilities[/color][/size][/b][/center] Today, the forces of the Federation of Armed Nations, the Mushroom Kingdom, The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism and Umbrella attacked the New Pacific Order in an unprovoked act of aggression. This is the world of Doomhouse. This is the world that the victors of the modern world have brought you. Remaining outside a conflict is casus belli. Being an alliance that has not fought in a single war in more than a year is casus belli. We committed no wrong, true or false, real or made-up. We live in a world where existing against the caprice of the new hegemony is cause to be destroyed. We understand this. And we shall fight against it to our dying breath. [i]Emperor Blackbird New Pacific Order Comrade Chuckles Mary the Fantabulous Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Reformed Neutral Menace[/i] [/quote] http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Major_Wars You can't escape history. Grievances are not born from singular acts.