Eternal Enigma

Aaah! After 10,000 years i'm free!It's time to conquer earth!

this is one of the most genius and well thought out blog posts i have seen in a while.. kudos to you sir

I have said to the gods and the sons of the god, The things that whetted my thoughts; But before thee alone do I now go forth, For thou fightest well, I ween.

protip for anyone who doesnt know what happens, THL got scared nordreich was going to roll them because of TTO

[quote name='Manis B' timestamp='1292873698' post='2546859'] i wanna know if NoR called up Norway and put that old grudge aside. [/quote] they did not and i have proof

[quote name='Aurion' timestamp='1292805176' post='2545152'] The logs [i]are[/i] in the thread, you know. Frankly if it were me you'd have been kicked for being a truly magnificent specimen of idiocy. [/quote] you know you should actually read the logs

[quote name='Aurion' timestamp='1292804765' post='2545140'] This is a true abomination of a thread, but... I started laughing pretty hard right about here. Wow, really? He accepted information from his own alliance's government? God [i]damn[/i] stop the $%&@in' presses it's an atrocity. [/quote] you know what they mean by insulting various superior officers right? refusing to tell them=an insult to them

[quote name='pd73bassman' timestamp='1292795468' post='2544915'] It shows a pattern of your reckless behavior [/quote] refusing to tattle on someone is reckless behavior. quote of the century.

all of those logs are from 3 months ago, september 28th-30th. how are they relevant? [quote name='Nemhauser' timestamp='1292778644' post='2544523'] After all the jokes about the holocaust, people with various religious and ethnic backgrounds, [/quote] ^ this never happened. why fib? that's really distasteful on your behalf. I never made any holocaust jokes. i've never made fun of anyone for differing religious beliefs and ethnicities. My family is multiracial, and I have cousins of black and latino descent.How could I be racist when that means i would be hating on my own flesh and blood? Unlike everyone else who have been in Nordreich I am not pure white. as to making jokes about peoples 'deceased' mothers [quote][06:55] <+Vladimir_Nikanor[NoR]> Well the first two people who can jump to the occasion can keep their 3 million [06:55] <+Vladimir_Nikanor[NoR]> It's my Christmas Gift to them 01[06:55] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> what [06:55] <+Cuba[NoR]> ok chill [06:56] <%Kalin> Hey Ty [06:56] <%Kalin> Kawaii [06:56] <%Kalin> I WON YOU !@#$%* [06:56] <+Cuba[NoR]> lol 01[06:56] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> the santas are pretty big getting to keep 3 mill isnt much of a christmas gift nikanor[/quote] [quote][06:57] <+Vladimir_Nikanor[NoR]> Hey Ty, go $%&@ yourself. 3 Million in your pocket is better than 3 million in someone else's [06:57] <+Cuba[NoR]> Have you been under his desk? 01[06:57] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> no it isnt nikanor [06:57] <+Vladimir_Nikanor[NoR]> Yes....yes it is 01[06:57] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> and i dont need to $%&@ myself i have your mom for that <3 [06:57] <+Vladimir_Nikanor[NoR]> Especially considering they won't have to work to send it to themselves [06:57] <+Cuba[NoR]> Ok both of you stop ffs [06:57] <+Vladimir_Nikanor[NoR]> My mother died years ago 01[06:57] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> good 01[06:57] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> i love me a corpse[/quote] Judge for yourself.Every person i've ever told a your mom joke to has told me their mother is dead. I find this statistically impossible. Nikanor is just a really good trolla.

[quote name='Acca Dacca' timestamp='1292739485' post='2543995'] !@#$ of GTFO I must agree with this gentleman who is agreeing with another gentleman who is agreeing with another gentleman OOC: People need to settle down, have an eggo, and join the rest of us who are PLAYING A GAME [/quote] agree with you complete

[quote name='Californian' timestamp='1292737748' post='2543950'] Fake Ty, I am not amused. Sincerely, Ty (the real one) [/quote] if i remember correctly you're Ty #2

[quote name='Baldr' timestamp='1292731883' post='2543723'] Eternal Enigma, if everything you say is true, I don't understand why you care about being ZI'd. You say that you want to leave the game - so just leave. Quit collecting taxes, and in 25 days or less, your nation will be gone. If you are leaving anyway, then it shouldn't matter to you if your nation is being ZI'd because soon it won't exist at all. [/quote] it matters that an alliance i dedicated a large part of my life to, not only in game but in the community as a whole would do this to me instead of letting me leave peacefully with no bad blood. because of this im not only leaving in game but the community as well which is not what i wanted.

[quote name='northstars' timestamp='1292730960' post='2543689'] I want to ZI you for spewing ancient memes and wearing such a terrible avatar. [/quote] BUT he's super kawaii

Recently NordReich has decided to ZI my nation, and they refuse to negotiate peace under any terms. I am being wrongfully ZI'd and am here to plead my case because I have been informed this is cool thing to do? So like, I assume I should start this off with why I am being zied. Apparently posting a picture of him that somebody had posted earlier on IRC with the meme" You Gonna Get R!@%D!" means you're a gaybasher. [quote]<Thor|NoR> this mornings gay bashing was another fun one <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> IT WASNT GAY BASHING <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> HE WAS BEING SEXIST TOWARDS ME[/quote] [quote]<Thor|NoR> [08:27] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance_stats_custom.asp?Alliance=Bushido <Thor|NoR> [08:27] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> has my dreams finally come true? <Thor|NoR> [08:28] <@bandnerd[NoR]> xD <Thor|NoR> [08:28] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> bushido cant be found in game anymore <Thor|NoR> [08:28] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> but i cant find anything about them disbanding <Thor|NoR> [08:28] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> they must have all deleted from inactivity <Thor|NoR> [08:28] <+michigans_own[NoR]> lrn2english Ty_Glitchblade[NoR] <Thor|NoR> [08:29] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> learn to english* <Thor|NoR> [08:29] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> learn to spell <Thor|NoR> [08:29] <+michigans_own[NoR]> Go back to the kitchen. <Thor|NoR> [08:30] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> $%&@ you sexist <Thor|NoR> [08:30] <+michigans_own[NoR]> meh <Thor|NoR> [08:30] <+michigans_own[NoR]> labels dont bug me <Thor|NoR> [08:31] <+michigans_own[NoR]> try again harder sweetheart <Thor|NoR> [08:31] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> k <Thor|NoR> [08:31] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> ******* <Thor|NoR> [08:32] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> u mad <Thor|NoR> [08:34] <+michigans_own[NoR]> nope <Thor|NoR> [08:35] <+michigans_own[NoR]> didn't even click <Thor|NoR> [08:35] <+michigans_own[NoR]> you* mad <Thor|NoR> [08:35] <+Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> u mad* <Thor|NoR> [08:35] <@bandnerd[NoR]> forever alone <Thor|NoR> [08:35] <+Cuba[NoR]> is this some sort of ebonics class? <Thor|NoR> [08:35] * +Cuba[NoR] hi michi <Thor|NoR> [08:36] * +michigans_own[NoR] waves to Cuba[NoR] <Thor|NoR> [08:36] <+Cuba[NoR]> ill get on ts3 this afternoon <Thor|NoR> [08:36] <+michigans_own[NoR]> and i'd appreciate that picture not being disseminated else you will look forward to a call from my lawyer <Thor|NoR> [08:36] <+Cuba[NoR]> what picture <Thor|NoR> [08:36] <+michigans_own[NoR]> for slander/libel and defamation of character <Thor|NoR> [08:37] <+michigans_own[NoR]> <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> ***** <Thor|NoR> [08:37] <+Cuba[NoR]> who the $%&@ did that[/quote] ( The **** is the picture i posted that says "You Gonna Get R!@%D!" sorry. cant show it to you, against forum rules <3) is this gaybashing? Last i checked "YGGR" has nothing to do with homosexuality. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-gonna-get-raped (safe for work of course) Furthermore [quote] <Thor|NoR> You going to finish posting you resignation? <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> why threaten me <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> why not go in peace <Thor|NoR> The forums alert me when people start to make a resign post you knoiw <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> why threaten me <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> nobody else got this <Thor|NoR> you posted bad !@#$ again <Ty_Glitchblade[NoR]> what <Thor|NoR> how about a death match between you and michi[/quote] I just wanted to delete my nation in peace Search in-game for eternal enigma. look at wars. Doesn't look like death match to me.. [quote]------ says: Thor issued a gag order on this entire thing. :/ I don't really see the need for such an order. [/quote] Looks like nordreich is trying to cover this whole thing up and forget it. http://!@#$%*.com/ZLrMAUeg <- no peace for ty Please consider this: An argument with Michigans_Own (Michi) does not deserve a ZI from my own alliance. I have been a loyal member to NoR for a long time, as I’ve had past differences with Michi for a long time as well. We were both immature to argue over such things, but it is irrelevant to the punishment that NoR has decided to enact. This has nothing to do with NoR and I do NOT understand why NoR would drop me like this after a simple argument with someone that I have been arguing with for a long long time. I wanted to just leave NordReich and quit this game with no bad blood between myself and NordReich, but they refused and decided it was better to completely ZI me which would not help anything. Why can’t people resolve conflict in a normal way? I just wanted to quit this game peacefully, and I just wish that my alliance to which I have been loyal for a long time, would let me do so. I thank you for reading this and wish you a great holidays. Sincerely, Ty. P.S If I dont reply ive an heroed because cybernations is real life, inwhich case goodbye cruel pixelated world. and Anyone wants to talk to me about anything you can find me in #cn-jews on irc or at the hugging channel #okandjo

[quote name='Nemhauser' timestamp='1292000271' post='2535707'] Just merge already. [/quote] ^this you know you wanna

just spent the past 25 minutes reading this thread. i have to say this is the greatest thread i've seen in a while. pin it please? someone should have alerted me sooner jerry springer was hosting an episode on the cybernations forums.. 5.5/10 9/10 for cybernations standards also i agree with everything that has been said in this thread. everything

[quote name='Imperator G4G' timestamp='1288785538' post='2500804'] I have to admit. This made me laugh. As an old GOLD-member, I remember that sig very well. Also, I have to quote this wise opinion. It is spot-on: [/quote] i got sad when i came back to CN and found out GOLD was dead. those "you're not in gold? inconcievable!" sigs always made my day a little better

lol goons beat by a bunch of rogues methrage is truly the most powerful player planet bob has ever seen...

good job duncan, you made him piss himself

YOU'RE NOT IN GOLD?!??!?!?! INCONCIEVABLE!

this is pretty cool FAN..lol

digging the althing outcome

actually i have screenshots that it happened goldie, although im not sure wether posting it would be against forum rules or not

[quote name='goldielax25' timestamp='1286894428' post='2482404'] Moral of the story is don't believe everything (anything?) you read on Worry Free CN. [/quote] not sure what your referencing, goldie

[quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1286894020' post='2482397'] I'm curious to see when MK will join this new bloc. Very soon I suppose. [/quote] they wont be joining. they already tried, VE vetoed them.