Archon

Sigh. There was such promise in the title, too...

[quote name='Doitzel' timestamp='1323506783' post='2872326'] Writing haiku was English homework in fifth year. My father is rolling in his grave. [/quote] Well, if I was going to pick a person to have my sentiments already represented by, I could do far worse than you.

It's the offhand shots that burn the most. Well done.

[quote name='foxfire99' timestamp='1323405544' post='2870221'] Let's be clear here: You're also preempting. Just embrace it, it's far less awkward. [/quote] At least they can point to a treaty and note they're honoring it.

A sub-24 hour victory literally removing a member of one of the core enemy blocs from the war. Sometimes it's just that easy.

Godspeed, my children. Reserve no pity for [insert alliance(s) here].

And I thought I was lazy.

Threads like these make me wish I had taken meticulous notes or ever written down my story. I imagine it would be an interesting read for many.

Hi folks. What they said up there. Bye folks.

[quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1317538554' post='2813770'] I'll buy 604 of them please [/quote] Why isn't Mogar flipping out over this?

[quote name='Stormsend' timestamp='1317351804' post='2812335'] You have a very poor grasp of MK history. This is in no way a low point for us. [/quote] Really, this is probably the pinnacle of the topic right here.

[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1317107167' post='2809531'] All I read was: Royalty King - Archon Queen - Lebubu Queen - Ardus Lords Queen - NinjaColt Queen - Banksy Queen - Azaghul Queer - 1337Guy, Babyjesus [/quote] What can I say? It takes a lot to satisfy me. And apparently two to make me feel secure :v

Le sigh. I'd be in the 200s by now? Darn.

Good to see that stamp I left is still in working order.

[quote name='ImperialCubanacan' timestamp='1308795628' post='2738864'] There is no overt 'hail the mighty Mushroom Kingdom, Archon is god incarnate' coming from us; merely, an agreeable relationship and treaty. [/quote] Overt being the operative word...right? ...right?

[quote name='Rush Sykes' timestamp='1308614690' post='2736256'] We have arranged for special 1 on 1 briefings for you, from Shamed, to occur nightly. [/quote] You monster.

I expect full government access as befitting my title :colbert:

[quote name='Delta1212' timestamp='1308528541' post='2735143'] You're lying and I'm too disgusted with you to continue talking about it. I'll see you in hell. [/quote] You seem a bit upset there.

[quote name='TheListener' timestamp='1306506531' post='2718992'] But NeverEnder is such a great name (If I understand the reference correctly). "When you've gone about things all wrong, Bury them here with a life time you would never regret." Goodbye NeverEnder, Hello Archon. [/quote] t'was the song playing when I rolled that first nation a good 5 years ago.

[quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1306291779' post='2717859'] How does a well regarded alliance leader get deleted for inactivity? Well, other than Bamabuc that is. Nice to see you back after pulling a "bama." [/quote] He gets a job and has other things to worry about.

[quote name='Dylan Carter' timestamp='1306097635' post='2716708'] Bob always needs more tech sellers, sell tech to Umbrella, kthx. [/quote] I only sell to 10s, thx. (Too soon?)

Welp, looks like my nation's gone. Guess that means I might as well take that cue as a curtain call myself. It's been real, I suppose? I accomplished all my goals. One might say I even "won the game" if one can really do such a thing. I'm happy with MK, I'm happy with where I wound up, and I'm proud of my alliance. What more can I say? ... God, how the heck do you people stomach writing goodbye posts? This is horrible. Guess I might as well reroll - less effort. Fare thee well, 29971, I shall miss you. But hey, look on the bright side - at least noobs will stop calling me TheNeverender. Speaking of which, I think I need a forum rename. Archon sounds about right. tl;dr - Artolia rides again, MK 4eva. And I can finally go by Archon.

Sectumsempra shall ride again!!!11!shift+1

I appreciate the professionalism. Cheers, and good luck in a clean final act.

[quote name='Doitzel' timestamp='1304149202' post='2702429'] Prettymuch every single alliance has uncharismatic leaders, terrible posters, inflated sense of self-worth and a total lack of vision. You all get 1s except a select few. Polar and FAN get high marks for sheer survivability, especially considering how intact their respective cultures remain. They stick to their guns and that's a hell of a lot more than the rest of you wishy-washy panderers can say. [/quote] More or less accurate, though I'd probably disagree with you on some of the finer details of your distribution.