Fizzydog

Okay okay okay, I'm sorry guys. It was a bad decision.

OoC: I don't like setting nukes off, but quite frankly I'm a bit sick of having to change nations everytime I make a mistake. I would've fought him, but I'm awfully bad at fighting wars, and everytime I DO fight it becomes a major headache, since it begins to turn into OoC mudslinging. And even if I would've fought him, I would only have a half finished military to do so. I've gotten rolled tons of times before and it isn't fun. Anyway, I had plans for my leaders, internal RPs I was going to make. It's a bit frustrating losing all of your characters.

[s]Need 6 nuclear rolls against Pravus please. In this order: Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Virginia Beach, New York City, New York City.[/s] Since this is obviously not a good idea, nor a well thought out one, can we just let Pravus SDI them all?

At 1:42 pm, all citizens were removed from major population centers and told to go indoors. A curfew has begun, and anyone outside would be arrested/ At 1:53 pm, all citizens were advised to stay indoors and underground during the evacuation, and turn their radios on. At 1:56 pm, congress announced the decision to surrender to Pravus Ingruo. Their most notable line was that, "The people will be safer under the Empire's rule." Police were to patrol the nation and use lethal force against rioters. At 1:59 pm, a small riot broke out in Cleveland but was quickly ended. At 2:13 pm, congress was dissolved. At 2:16 pm, the entire military was honorably discharged by General , aside from half a dozen generals and some 100 missile command operators. All military bases were cleared, and destroyed. At 2:51 pm, Goldman Industries was renamed and temporarily shut down. At 2:52 pm, the Goldman Brothers committed suicide in their Mansions. No one is sure why. At 2:54 pm, an unknown former-general managed to arm nuclear bombs and place them in launching position. He was shot and killed before he was able to launch them, though his soldiers managed to seal off the silos. At 3:14 pm, a pre-recorded message was broadcast from Columbus, saying: Thomas Atkinson-Asgeirsson is a sniveling $%&@tard At 3:18 pm, Oscar McArthur killed himself in Texas. At 3:24 pm, Staff Sergeant Jerry Springer seized control of the Akron Missile Station, along with twelve other soldiers, due to a power vacuum. Had the United States been given more time to break down, this wouldn't have happened. At 3:34 pm, the US Senate and all local governments were dissolved. The United States was now nearly non functional. At 3:45 pm, Donald Trump called in Jerry Springer's capture of the missile station. The station was noted to have control of 6 nuclear missiles. At 3:48 pm, police surrounded the missile command center. At 3:49 pm, an anonymous US general sent Jerry nuclear launch codes. The general has not been identified. At 3:54 pm, the nuclear threat was messaged to Pravus Ingruo. Due to a glitch, this message was broadcasted over public radio waves and caused widespread panic. At 3:56 pm, an attempt to breach the US At 3:59 pm, Jerry Springer said he was not going to come out alive. At 3:59 pm, several SWAT teams failed to breach the missile command. At 4:00 pm, six nuclear missiles were launched from four different silos. Their targets were: Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Virginia Beach, New York City, New York City. At 4:01 pm, nuclear sirens went on throughout the nation. At 4:02 pm, Jerry Springer showed a live broadcast of himself. He mumbled a few words, which no one could understand, then shot himself. At 4:02 pm, a message was sent to Pravus Ingruo to immediately arm its nuclear defenses. The entire leftover US budget was sent to the Empire. The launch station was still unbreachable and there was no way to shut down the missiles. Oops! OoC: Rerolling obviously. But I decided to hit Pravus again. Should've just accepted the agreement friend, or just not have been so hostile to me. You learned that from Labrador, right? Silly Pravus.

"If you wish. We do have a pleasent surprise for you invading us. Of course, we gave you everything you wished. Goldman Industries, along with the dozens of other new corporations launching, would've easily hired these men. But no matter. At least now we know you are only here to tell us you are not going to come to any peaceful terms. You only plan for death. But let us return home and tell the people you want us to dissolve our government, the one we fought so hard and lost so much for. Let me tell them, and we'll see what happens. It was a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Thomas Asgeirsson, the man who deserves no respect. Next time we meet, you'll be in hell." Oscar stood up, smiled at Thomas, and walked out of the room.

[quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1308847261' post='2739412'] The United States should keep to themselves - from what we at the Commonwealth hear, your nation is not on the best of terms with one of the largest powers in North America. Perhaps you should organize your own foreign affairs before commenting on the policies of another state's. [/quote] "We are in the process of that."

"And we would've declared over you calling us those horrible, unneccesary names. And by giving you that information, I put trust in you. I hope you realize we are sitting here to stop this war. You stop making threats, you don't invade. It seems your nation is just so happy to immediately destroy anyone that goes against it. If you need it, we shall severely restrict our forces to your liking. You pick the numbers. You pick our military. But, for every person killed by any sort of resistance, you WILL pay their immediate family, if they have any, a sum of 100,000 American dollars. Any death by the resistance will be fully your fault, and you will pay."

[quote name='Biohazard' timestamp='1308801803' post='2738952'] "At the current time, our plan is to improve relations domestically and abroad." [/quote] "Well you're not doing very good at it right now."

"Ha, yes, Thomas. We are planning to attack a nation with superior allies. We'll attack you with our untrained military, with our half tested vehicles. We will not allow foreign troops into our territories. This rebellion isn't easily squashed. It isn't some obvious group of uniformed men fighting our brave soldiers on some battlefield. These are cowardly terrorists hiding, unseen, till they see an opportunity and lash out and bomb us or shoot our politicians. It's dangerous over here, but we will not allow the Empire's soldiers in here. They will only make a worse mess."

[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1308799207' post='2738905'] “Constant warfare consistently backsliding technological development is indicative of what is colloquially known as a dark age. Has it really come to that? A new dark age,” Hugo exaggeratedly adjusts his unnecessary goggles. [/quote] "Unfortunately, it could be a new dark age. Considering all the nations of the world are constantly fighting and squabbling over things as simple as news reports, I believe we are entering an age where for every new technology discovered, we lose ten. It's tragic, but it seems the warmongering leading powers only about their own personal needs and wealth, and not science.

This simple announcement does not give our information sector enough data. We will not recognize you at this time.

"So you demand total destruction of a country, because of our title. Reasonable, fair and unoppressive. We're, of course, being sarcastic. Thomas, you are paranoid. But with all that happens in a nation such as yours, with its self-assigned role to single-handedly control the North American continent with an iron fist, we would understand you going insane. It was a pleasure realizing you are idiots. We tried to be calm, we tried to stop these issues so two nations can coexist. You are a trigger happy, warmongering nation that acts as if they control the world. Shame on you. It's a shame, though, that your blockade has done nothing to slightly harm our economy. We ship all of our goods though the Midwest and other countries. But once again, thank you. We are glad to know you are not able to successfully exist as a reasoning country. Instead, you must destroy every little thing that does not bid exactly to your willing." Frankie gave Thomas the finger, and walked out of the room. Oscar just sat, staring at the Emperor in disgust.

"Before we proceed, may I redeem myself? I quote from the latest letter from Pravus Ingruo, "Any correspondence beforehand will be burned as if it never existed." So naturally we couldn't send another letter. While we are unwilling to CURRENTLY limit our own military, due to loyalist forces still attacking our government, we are ready to have, as you say, a unilateral pledge of non-aggression towards the Americas. Of course, accepting these terms, we WILL reitaliate against any power that is a severe threat to our security and safety. Diplomacy will always come first, but if we are threatened and our sovereignity violated, we will respond with the neccessary force."

Oscar sighed, and pulled back his hand. "You're not making this go faster. Please, we apologized. Enough with the hostility." He shook his head, then looked back at the two men. "Now, we are interested in...ending this hate between our nations. One of the best ways to do so, in our opinion, would be reinstalling trust. We can start with a simple non-aggression pact, or free trade. Maybe even both."

"Ah, yes, lets skip those. Now, Thomas, I believe those letters solved nothing. It was but another silly, useless dispute. We do apologize, though, for not writing your true name. It must've been a mistake upon congress." Oscar smiled at the Pravus Ingruo represenatives, and offered his hand for a shake.

Oh ho ho, I need an alliance! Looky here!

I have Uranium and aluminium. http://tournament.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=1000888 Oh, black.

I also posted in the wrong forum. Please lox

Cascadia's remark was only met with a replay of their own giggling.

[quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1308592925' post='2735994'] OOC: I hope to god neither Stephen Colbert nor Jon Stewart are ever being RPed by Fizzydog...he will ruin my image of them forever. [/quote] OoC: I shall not RP them.

So who pointed fingers at who in this war? Just want to clear things up.

Oscar McArthur and revolution leader Ms. Frankie M. Cleavice sent a letter towards Pravus Ingruo and Texas stating the date in time in which the meeting shall take place. OoC: Preparations blah blah, lets just skip to the meeting already. :OoC

The presidential race is on! -tbc- OoC: I don't have the patience to finish this.

To: Pravus Ingruo We apologize for the mistake, sir. We obviously realize the entire world revolves around you, and should wait on hand and foot for your bidding. Thomas, you are a madman. You act as if we must follow your rules and speak in your manner. We shall not call you anything but Thomas. We are not your slaves, we are not your followers. We are the free peoples. You speak of our country with complete disrespect, then you become frustrated when you recieve none yourself. We addressed you in a mature, intelligent matter, and you proceed to call us "mentally retarded" and "uneducated." You are immature and disgusting. We talk for peace, we kept calm, we extend our shaky hand towards you. And you spit on it. Furthermore, your ignorance astounds us. We HAVE been given permission, even though we CLEARLY stated we will "send a letter for permission." In case you are wondering for proof, here is some straight from [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102473&st=0&p=2726608&fromsearch=1&#entry2726608"]Texas[/url]. But please, speak without an ounce of truth. We offer, because we are a mature, serious, forgiving nation, to hold talks. Come to your senses. -The United States of America Congress [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/US_Congress_seal.png[/img]

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102824 Is Sargun's post even possible? I realize kitex is low tech, but it seems a bit extreme to be able to release EVERY BIT of classified information in such a short time frame... Just wondering, it may be perfectly fine.