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  4. What's the frequency

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    7 hours ago, Devialance said:


    Again who said anything about it being a rogue attack, I am asking you to man up and face me 1v1 and you simply do not have the balls, plus on the side of tech ive got 800 more to send off then im ready. what about you, are you man enough to face me 1v1 ?, come on you told me so many times how you would wipe the floor with me.

     

    Reading your posts is an act that is physically painful. Could you hire someone to edit them for you prior to submitting them? 

     

    Congrats to ISX, hopefully AM is serious about this NAP. It seems to be a decent concession for both parties and a possible path forward for coexisting side by side. 

  7. The End Game of Sir Kindle

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    Posted · Edited by Captain Enema

    Doom Squad has declared on Animalz nations in support our brothers in Monster's Inc. I will refrain from use nuclear weapons for two reasons. Firstly, I haven't any to use. Secondly, it seems quite unnecessary at this point as the three Animalz nations are almost as broke as I am. Let's have a good clean fight and trade witty insults using semi-coherent discourse. 

     

    In the interest of fairness, I've dispatched the following message to two of the three nations I'm currently engaged with.

     

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    Change your defcon to 5

    your threat rating to severe

    and government to communist or dictatorship, up to you. I normally go commie. 

    You should check my war screen to see who else I'm fighting and try to coordinate a response with them for just before update and after. 

    Good luck!

     

  8. Recognition of Hostilities

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    11 hours ago, Devialance said:

    Everyone knows what the truth is and soon many alliances will disband even the great NPO will disband when there is no one left to fight. personally you have to had it to NPO for many many years no one does anything in this world without their say so.

     

    So long as they wipe out SLAP next and remove that stain of failures from the board, I'm fine with this. 

  10. Aevum Declaration of War

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    11 hours ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    Gh0s7 was a member of TTK as he was known to be conspiring by them; without caring to take any corrective actions. So their guilt is a known fact. I'm not going to tip off any other alliances who might be known to be part of Gh0s7's conspiracies. Those who are aware of their guilt can take Auctor up on his offer if they want, but I'm not going to bother with speculation.

    You are a godly man of the high church, what is said in the confessional of Auctor is for his ears alone. Should he choose to share those confessions, he does so with the guiding hand of god almighty steering him as a Cardinal in the High Church. Auctor, god praise him, may have shared those confessions as part of his god given and holiest of duties of the church and to god himself, but we don't have that luxury. 

     

    Bless you my son, I will say many prayers for your soldiers as they burn away the evil from the souls of the Templar Knights. 

  11. Aevum Declaration of War

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    It's not a war, its an inquisition to exorcise the sin and evil from the Templar Knights. Hard times call for hard measures and the Templar Knights need those hard measures to embrace the love of the High Church of Oculus. You serve a greater good now, do not waste your efforts being lured off point by the siren song of an evil whore temptress of The Templar Knights. 

     

    Also, don't let trailer trash confuse you either. 

  12. Doom Squad Declaration of War

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    (First Verse) In the Eyes of Doom, the unsuspecting stranger
    Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
    'Cause the rule of law and order starts at the Doom border,
    With the Lone Star of Doom shining bright.

     

    (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you;
    Any wrong you do, he's gonna see.
    When you're in Doom, look behind you,
    For that's where the Doom's gonna be.

     

    (Second Verse) In the Heart of Doom, he'll never know the danger
    From desperate men with nothing left to lose.
    Doom keeps on coming; so there ain't no sense in running,
    'Cause he's bound and sure to make you pay your dues.


    (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you;
    Any wrong you do, he's gonna see.
    When you're in Doom, look behind you,
    For that's where the Doom's gonna be.

    (Third Verse) When Doom's on your trail, he won't know how to fail
    And you can't buy him off at any price.
    So if you decide to ramble, and with your life you'd gamble,
    Know where you are before you roll the dice.

    (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you;
    Any wrong you do, he's gonna see.
    When you're in Doom, look behind you,
    For that's where the Doom's gonna be.

  14. Doom Squad Declaration of War

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    By God Kindle, you've done it now..

     

    Your inferior quality ebook readers, badly written self-published novels, and badly priced Amazon Prime offerings have NOW come home to sow the seeds of revenge. 

     

    A poem for you..

     

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue
    My dick is hard
    So are you?

    No.. not that poem, that's the one I whispered to Lord Hitchcock last night.. Let me think..

    Love is a light
    That fills my heart

    and then I farted

    and blew up my heart

     

    That's not much of a poem or even a poem if you go by certain rules. Let me try again.

    A hero is born

    on a pillar of fire

    guess what boy?

    You ain't him..

     

     

  19. Pastoralis Praeeminentiae

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    Doom Squad is ready and willing to serve as a place of peace and respite for those members of the TTK who wish to seek refugee during these trying times. While it is still early in the conflict, those who have embraced the High Church's compassion and have exorcised the demons of their alliance ought to seek out a high churchman and ask him or her what they should do in order to seek the safety of Doom Squad. 

     

     

  22. Pastoralis Praeeminentiae

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    4 hours ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    "infra>friends it seems" - Blackatron

     

     Gh0s7 

     

    This name seems familiar, isn't he one of those failures from the old honorless Doom? I see he's still up to his craven tricks, no doubt he and his cronies played a hand in plotting against the High Church of Oculus. There is another foul nest of these vipers lurking in SLAP, one only hopes they get burnt out all they way down to the roots as well. 

  24. Doom Squad's New Executive Council

    in World Affairs (IC)

    Posted

    It's ok, I just spent 20,000 more on cruise missiles, thus negating your obvious cuck move. Sorry boy, you are stuck with your role, no amount of screwing up even more is going to help you attain a more exalted status of &#$@ holder. 

     

    Franz, have you ever used Virtualbox and tinkered around with those old OSes? Good times. 

  25. Rebuilding the Brand

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    Incorrect and yet your usual incoherence is somewhat diminished. You might yet live down your 'simple jak' affectation. However, woefully incorrect in the important matter of Doom being gone. Doom is well and alive and will flourish into a vibrant and useful entity. It will shed its ugly former skin and be reborn anew. Carry on Simplejak, carry on, next week we'll start with counting past 5. 

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