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Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. As you may have guessed, we're an alliance with a sense of humor. We try to be helpful, but our primary purpose is to have a fun place to level alts, or have a conversation with other freaks while we do....whatever. Help is (sometimes- more often, now) available for help with nation building and such. Eventually we foresee having enough people to actually do content as an alliance, but that isn't the emphasis. We just wanna have a good time. Check our website for more information, or gimme a holler InGame. http://www.dundermifflinalliance.com

We don't offer aid or trade circle. You have to find them yourself. Don't join Dunder Mifflin....

Ouch, it was going so well. I knew I should have work more... Any chance we can cancel this merger and save our branch?

PM sent in-game

Hey guys. Shouldn't there be two assistants: Assistant Regional Manager and Assistant to the Regional Manager? I can already see who's going to be Michael and who's going to be Toby.

Sometimes, the best of friends were enemies in the past... o/ IRON! o/ MHA!

[quote name='Mark Ashton' timestamp='1297177967' post='2625689'] meh becomes my favourite word in this game: meh. I don't think it's smart to compare the losses of two uneven alliances in two uneven situations. If you want to compare them you'd need to take the percentage of each nation taking out and receiving damage. (to the TFD guy) However MHA really has no ground to brag about this victory. I mean come on.. [/quote] Mission: Take the heat off Sparta. - Mission accomplished. That's all I brag (no NS and stats talk).

[quote name='Dr.Gamer' timestamp='1297171788' post='2625629'] Lets see. TFD is an alliance of 150. MHA is an alliance of 600-something. TFD lost 1.2 million NS throughout our entire conflict (11 days), MHA lost 2 million within four or five days. You were 8 times our NS, yet we did more damage to you than you did to us on the front. Not only did you have an average 3 MHA'ers to 1 TFD'er, but the TFD'er also had a Spartan opponent or two. I think its the other way around Mister. Plus, many MHA'ers had awful warchests, work on that next time, k? Thanks. [/quote] Disappointing = Can't take MHA down from #1. Your stats and NS talk does not amuse me. Is it our fault that we're bigger? Remind me who surrendered in this war again? KTHXBAI

[quote name='Mephala' timestamp='1297136219' post='2625070'] Meh, it makes sense when you think about it. TFD/NATO/AZTEC's goal of declaring in the first place was to protect NV from Sparta. MHA declared to protect Sparta. As the war progressed, MHA and Sparta were bleeding a lot of NS. At the same time, fresh fighters in the form of Fark declared on NATO. In case you didn't know, TFD and NATO are BFFs. Recently though, there was a small rift in the relationship with TFD members complaining that NATO tends to drag us into wars and we end up paying reparations. Thus, this was an opportunity for TFD to drag NATO into a war and get all snuggly together again. After Fark declared on NATO, NATO's all like, "ain't no thing, we can take them." And TFD is all like, "NO NATO, I shan't let you throw yourself on the sword of these villains and sacrifice your alliance in a fight of 4 vs 1." Yada yada yada, skip ahead, skip ahead. Sparta and MHA are losing a lot of NS. Sparta doesn't want to lose its sanction and "undefeated" record and [b]MHA doesn't want to lose the #1 spot[/b]. TFD and NATO want to get peace for NV and end the war before NATO gets too hurt (and yeah, yours truly was also complaining on the forums because I didn't build a proper war chest, but when the history of this war is written, that shall be omitted). Thus, we agree to "surrender" in exchange for peace for NV etc. And that's how it went down.* *AZTEC left out of the general story because I don't have any idea what was going on behind the scenes with their alliance or how they felt about the war. Also, leaving AZTEC out makes TFD look like the conquering heroes who rode to the rescue and saved NV. All the TFD members wanted to keep fighting, with the exception of one idiot who didn't build a proper warchest and complained very loudly, but nobody remembers who he is. The rest of the story may or may not also be true, I cannot vouch to its trustworthiness. [/quote] Just want to comment on the bolded part: Not true. We want to lose the #1 spot (passively). NPO was doing so well until Doomhouse messed them up. When 5 alliances declared on us, we thought "This is it, Yay!!!", but AZTEC and TFD were disappointing. We're still #1.

Good luck, R&R. (Not that you need it)

Cheers, Farkers!!! You have a Trident reunion party with NATO and you're not inviting us? I'm disappointed. Never mind, don't forget your beers...

o/ PPO!! o/ MHA!! Cheers, PPO. May you find targets...! Ignore the whining, Lurunin. Enjoy the war, that's what Pirates live for.

[quote name='mike717' timestamp='1296753566' post='2617866'] Who said it was bad? The only thing they said was "you did what you had to do, and that forced us to do what we had to do" [/quote] What he means is: NATO also knows full-well that Sparta is MHA's MDoAP partner, as MHA also knows full-well that TFD is NATO's ally. Both sides knew what was going to happen.

TBH, I don't feel sad over this. In my 1+ years in MHA, I rarely see interaction with NATO on our forum.

Oh no...! MHA & Sparta, Glee????

[quote name='The Last Imperial' timestamp='1296473120' post='2612851'] Then we make quick work of them and 4 anarchies, and no one from MHA has even declared back, 659 nations and not one defended those who got attacked.... looks like to me some ones stats are fake... Jack D sounds good to me [/quote] 4 anarchies? Are you sure they're not our ghosts...?

We will lodge your complaint. However you have to fill form BT-45 before your complaint can be processed. In the mean time, our Constructor Fleets will go ahead as planned. (Welcome, enjoy the war...)

Bypass construction must continue... Adding Carpe Diem to the plan. Welcome Carpe Diem...! Hope you like Beers...

I am Hitchhiker, see my towels behold my froodiness... RV for MHA Triumvir... Yay!!! Also, I like Bwactor GATO better than the other GATOs in this thread...

Hello WAPA... I heard we have wars on two planets... I hope WAPA of Bob is as awesome as WAPA of Steve...

MHAil! For Count Rupert!!! o/ (Please quit with a blaze of glory, one last time)

[quote]You are not ready... You wouldn't understand... -Ambassador Kosh[/quote]

Congratulations to both R&R and Menotah. (to R&R: not sharing the fun are we?)

Good luck... everyone....

Good Luck, I guess...