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[center][b]Charter of the Union of Heavy Metal Truckers [/b] [/center]
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1. The Heavy Metal Truckers don't be no jive suckas to nobody.
2. Heavy Metal Truckers want to be called HMT for short. HMT is an abbreviation of Haz Matt Team. We got Matt up for ransom, €50,000.
3. HMT will obey the head honchos. Especially Nettles and Ari, for they are the divine Trucker and the Heavy Metal.
4. Truckers don't cause no lasting hurts with anyone. Truckers got thick skin an big bellies.
5. Truckers be playin' all serious, but like, not to other folks. Ya gotta have a lil' respect, but like, not too much respect'.
6. Head Honchos are appointed. Nettles and Ari are the leaders of the band.
7. Record deals and Concerts are signed by Nettles and Ari only. They are like the managers of the band too.
8. Don't be a victim of da electric snake. Wrap your willy
9. Friendly band rivalry is OK, band warin' be nasty
10. No Illegal stuff, like ya know?
11. The Charter of the Heavy Metal Truckers goes up to eleven.
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Our charter. We're the Heavy Metal Truckers and we likes dem wimminz and heavy metal m00sic brothas. Here's our forum, too. http://hmt.smfforfree.com/index.php
Our IRC channels too. #hmt on coldfront