Sir, you are a poet. Your repetition of particular phrases had me enchanted. There was almost a rhythm to it. Your theme of relevance vs. irrelevance was an inspired choice.
As for the content of your post, sir, while I was impressed by your creativity, it seems you have severely misunderstood the past. The GOP has consistently maintained soft-line neutrality since its beginning and we've been quite open about our DTOM doctrine. If you can't understand that then you can't be reasoned with.
So, judged as poetry, I'd give you a (generous) B. But, judged as a serious comment on the reality of the present situation and the history of GOP policy, I wouldn't grace this with a grade. Do try again - perhaps this time without the insults and general trolling (or have you just not read this thread?).