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People have been spoiled too much with white peace that they take it for granted. And rivers of tears start running as soon as someone has a different idea. My god. Do you have a spy in NpO that you make claims about their intentions. As an ally of Polar I was not aware before the war that they'd have such plans. So mind sharing what you have? PS. I always thought it was you in the uncle sam's costume :)

Ouch.

To get the topic back on track, a little gift to NPO

If we'd have I wouldn't have to ask :p

Is that's what the Wall of Text with the Farrin's imperial seal in the Body Republic's subforum said? The one that got 4 pages of hailing and no real discussion?

OK You got us. We spent 2 months debating if we should force Brehon to watch My Little Pony or not.

You're cute.

TOP - 4,359,086.66 damage inflicted - 563 wars (5,5 wars per nation) IRON - 2,620,276.80 damage inflicted - 634 wars (1.82 wars per nation) Perhaps you can stop your petty attempts after you look at the numbers?

Some of these so called banks have imported up to 1700 tech per month prior to the war. While you're free to label your nations as you like, you may even call them Hippy Gods for all I care, other people are also free to do their assessments of current situations as they like. Bottom line is nations are nations. If you use them to import tech, collect pixels then it doesn't really matter what you call them internally. For others they remain a potential threat. And as you've so kindly declared war on TOP for second global war in a row, you've made that our business. And for the second global war in a row we don't get to fight them. But we're also kind and innovative. No one has demaned reps from you, nor extended war. And Farrin has been told that. In fact they haven't demanded anything from you.

Totally going to disregard that VE dude and going to ask you, do you have any more of these... bright ideas?

Lacks boats. All jokes aside, good work.

Golden Raspberry Awards 2013. Worst Alliance Of The Year: IRON There was a intense competition among all alliances in this category, but one alliance's star of stupidity managed to out shine all the rest. Congratulations on your victory IRON, the people have spoke. Here's a prize for you: [spoiler][/spoiler] Worst Military of the Year: Mostly Harmless Alliance Due to RnR's late entry into the global war Mostly Harmless Alliance managed to live up to their name. With your damage out put of 0.78 damage given to every damage taken, you've been voted as the worst military of the year. Congratulations. [spoiler][/spoiler] Worst Block of the Year: Doomhouse The glorious and feared Doomhouse Accords suffered a fatal hit this year. First the largest member of the bloc decided to withdraw which followed by a losing war and disbandment by Mushroom Kingdom effectively killing the bloc. Doomhouse, this year you brought doom to yourself, you've been voted as the Worst Block of the Year. Most Inactive Large Alliance: Mostly Harmless Alliance With 52% of votes collected MHA managed to appear to be the alliance who's members appear to get laid the most. Congrats. Worst Diplomatic Team: IRON Good job with NG guys. [spoiler][/spoiler] Alliance Most Likely To Fail in 2014: IRON As you've been voted to be the worst alliance of the year and the worst diplomatic team this award doesn't really come as a surprise. Anxiously waiting for NG-IRON war. Worst Player of the Year: Rotavele No comment Worst Leader of the Year: Brehon Dear Brehon, I hope Lord Valleo still keeps you updated of things. Just once more I'd like to extend the gratitude of Order of the Paradox to you for your awesome job in EQ war. The current war would have never been possible with out you. And as the numbers say, the rest of the Planet Bob thinks more or less in the same line. [spoiler][/spoiler] Worst Poster of the Year: Rotavele Doesn't really need a comment, I'm sure Rotavele can justify this award with a post into this topic. Worst Treaty of the Year: IRON - NG [19:52] Steve_Buscemi[NG] We are asking for military assistance on LoSS. [19:52] BaronAaron[IRON] we do not offer military assistance Loser of the Year: IRON Seriously guys this is the 5th Razzie in the row for you guys. Stop hogging, you even managed to out shine NG/NPO/NSO's star here and they are the ones getting rolled. Worst Theme Used in 2013: ODN's Wrecking Ball Guys, even Betty White laughs at that. [spoiler][/spoiler] _______________________________________ Disclaimer: Since I haven't been able to lock the polls, some votes may slightly change in the future as people cast more votes. Awards in danger of changing are the Worst Theme and Worst Bloc of the year in polls. Awards will still stay with the current recipients.

I'm pretty glad at the moment that the theme of the war didn't turn out to be "Red Wedding of the North (Pole)".

That's ironic.

That indeed was a touche, but the shadow of the platypus will still be hanging over your burning cities.

You, sir, should make more propaganda before this war is over.

RnR declares war: most of the large nations don't have any navies. RnR posts propaganda: BOATS.

I understand that 99.9% of CN will look at me awkward now, but... are you one of the twins? ,

I, for one, will be the person to break it to you. UPN puts out 0.904 damage per every damage taken, HB 0.979 while RnR does 0.684 damage per every damage taken. All odds are that these DoWs were intended to get UPN and HB above 1.0

:huh: What war was that?

You're funny. I'm sorry they bailed on you, but did you expect any better?