Grande Chandelier

You really thought I was done yet? Hardly. I have plenty more where that came from. Do enjoy the following. Especially to those handsome fellows in the Frostbite bloc. iFOK doesn't really like you much. I'm sorry to tell you that. I shall call this Afternoon Update. It's a little old, but it gets the point across. I hope you enjoyed this issue. Until next time! Toodles. Grande Chandelier Chancellor of Hanayome

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Grande Chandelier. I considered doing this later, but... odds are, I won't be around, so... without further ado... Oh my. Oh my. Green looks like it'll lose an alliance. Looks like iFOK doesn't want to be on the same sphere as LOLGGA. I don't blame them, to be perfectly honest. VE is pretty useless too, don't you know? I can't help but think I'm foregetting a green alliance. Oh right, GPA is neutral. Blah neutrality. OV should've been destroyed, who wants to be on the side of an alliance of spies, really? Oh my beloved Maka, you love flaunting your past every chance you get. How pathetic. It's also nice to see that iFOK gov doesn't really like NSO, Brown or Yellow spheres. I'm sure the Sith, FAN and GATO will appreciate it. Am I right or am I right? What about Red since NPO's down for the count? Arexes says "No." Expected/10, right? White apparently isn't cool enough. I'll agree with them on that. Who would really want to be on a color with spineless alliances like TOOL, TPF, SSSW18, NEW and all those others I'm obviously forgetting? Well, aside from STA, White is a failed sphere anyways. Perhaps it would be good for some sizable opposition. Hear that Purple? These guys want nothing to do with the rest of you lowlifes on Purple. Ohhoho. A threat to "Purple Unity" -- now that sounds really scary thought. Perhaps its actually necessary, given Purple is really unstable sphere as of right now. Legit CB? I'll let you decide. This should make Purple quite an interesting sphere, cause they are pretty boring. In conclusion, iFOK and The Stickmen look to bring Purple to its knees and remove its unity. Don't let them win, Purple alliances. Destroy them. That's all this time. Toodles. - Grande Chandelier Chancellor of Hanayome

Well, whatever floats your ... star destroyer? I'll continue to enjoy my war on you.

Weren't you guys dead for like a year and couple months? Technically you would be about 1 year and 10 months old... So, technically there's no point to this. Congrats on whatever the point of this is. I can't wait to see you buried again.

I find it silly that MercyFallout is breaching the Pact of Faith he signed a few months back. You said YOU added me to the list, if I'm reading it correctly... "I never want to add ... eternal open season list again..." You are in a position of power and you have put me on an EZI list. Nice work. http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=52123 <-- for reference.

Not a joke, once I have a slot free, I will proceed to attack iFOK for accepting Balsamic Vinegar, our former Emperor.

Hanayome Declaration of War I'll make this rather short, since I'm busy winning my wars. I happened to notice upon our beloved former Emperor’s affiliation and I was not pleased or amused. An alliance has taken him in, given him comfort and freedom. This is unacceptable. He should pay for his crimes. Therefore, for accepting a known traitor of Hanayome into their alliance, they shall pay dearly. On that note, Hanayome’s War with IAA has gone well and I have grown tired of it, I delivered my 8th anarchy to their lower ranks in the last hour. I hereby declare a moral victory, as I have severed weakened their overall NS by almost 1500 NS since the offensive began. I have granted White Peace to IAA. Hanayome will now focus on the war with iFOK in the hopes they will expel our beloved former Emperor. o/ Hanayome o/ Peace o/ War - Grande Chandelier Chancellor, Hanayome

Oh hey, I got a mention... Well, time to continue the Bad Maka bad.

Keep on recruitin' from other alliances IAA! Such vile and despicable tactics.

I would, but... I'm not very strong or making a lot of money.

I was given permission to post this 3 days ago by Balsamic himself. Not unless he suddenly continues to drop, which is the plan. He'll avoid payments, just you watch and mark my words. If history is any indication, he'll wait for IAA to get rolled and avoid or delay payments altogether. Look at how he owes TPF... I still care. That's why. He can be pretty much a failure most of the time, but I still like him.

Really? I don't think or believe it is for a nation under 2100 infra and virtually no warchest to speak of.

Seems I forgot that detail, he has roughly 60 days to pay it all off or so he told me.

A Statement from Hanayome It all started about a week ago. Hanayome began its war with roughly 17k NS alliance against a 700k NS alliance. We have lost our beloved Emperor because he's a failure and surrendered to IAA. It disappointed me greatly. Let's talk about those surrender terms. Shall we? Oh yes, I think we shall because I think its only appropriate to come forward with some truth and honesty here. Our Beloved Emperor Balsamic Vinegar owes the Imperial Assault Alliance roughly 750 tech or $15 million, both of which are hard for one mid-high level 6k nation to pay. Now, you might say its no big deal. Wrong. It's 750 tech out of his pocket, not through techdeals like $3mil/150 tech. I ask you Planet Bob, is that something you want in a new era of this world? An alliance that fits in with the Hegemony? I think not. I call on those who are allied to IAA to rethink their friendships, especially you Athens and Greenland Republic. I'd also urge Vanguard, MK and former TDSM8 members to look at what Chimaera, the Emperor of IAA, has started in this new era. You have seen these kinds of reps before... all you need to do is look at your price for peace back during the War of the Coalition. I don't expect IAA will get paid either. As he has made his intentions very clear to you and me. You might as well redeclare on him and finish the job. Congratulations IAA, you've become what destroyed you the first time. You get a medal and a cookie. I will look forward to the day karma delivers judgment upon you, IAA. - Grande Chandelier, Chancellor of Hanayome

Funny how you aren't releasing the logs that I've given you... well, given they are all fake but the June 24th log... You are destroying an innocent nation, which makes me glow with happiness. Out of the three times I've destroyed Maka's career and reputation, this is by far my favorite. I'll enjoy watching him crumble from peace mode. Also, I'll be gloating in #hanayome I'm really proud it worked out this well.