Lord of Darkness

Producerism at its finest.

Pacifica offered your alliance near white peace months ago, however OG decided it wished to remain fighting our ally, Umbrella, while OBR remained at war with them. As your government is aware, if that is no longer the case then we have no issue with concluding the hostilities between our two alliances.

Imperial Decree from the New Pacific Pony Order Francograd, Sunday April 1st, 2018 All was quiet across the city of Francograd in the wee hours of the morning. Roquentin was comfortably curled up in a nest of lettuce and carrots. Pansy snuggled with his favorite sheep. Gandypoodle lay slumbering in his luxurious pink doghouse located in the courtyard of Fort Francograd. Above Imperial Emperor gazed out the window of his living quarters, for he was slow to do anything - let alone fall asleep (with, of course, the exception of being prone to crash at random times throughout the day). He slowly pondered the day's events and reminisced in days long gone, remembering a play an adoring fan once wrote about him during his time as General of the Army of the Pacific. He was startled out of his reverie when he thought he glimpsed the sight of rainbow glitter and explosions coming from the direction of the Pacifican Research and Development facility. Rubbing his eyes in confusion he took a few moments to blink before looking back out again. He had spent a long day parsing data and thought surely his eyes were playing tricks on him. Moments later sirens began to blare in the distance, followed by much closer. Soon every screen in Francograd began flashing a horrifying rainbow colored message for all the roused Pacificans to read. The message read: CONTAINMENT BREACH! FOR YOU OWN SAFETY SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TUNE INTO THE PACIFIC NEWS NETWORK FOR REGULAR UPDATES ON THIS DEVELOPING SITUATION. The sound of explosions and rainbow flashes in the distance grew ever brighter and the sound of horrified screams drifted over. As the great fortress came to life IE "hurried" to the briefing room for more information. Upon arriving half an hour later he heard the latest updates from DeathAdder. "Earlier tonight a horde of ponies held within the vaults below our Research and Development compound escaped. We kept them locked up for Comrade Bart to conduct experiments for advanced weaponry for use against our enemies." MariMassa chimed in, "we believe that long time advocate for Pony Rights, Bobogoobo, helped orchestrate this insurrection with the assistance of jgolla and his fellow huggers." As the hours went on, the ponies continued to wreck untold havoc despite the best efforts of Pacifican security forces... Comrade Red has graciously volunteered her services in combating the pony menace. I do hereby appoint Red as Emperor of the New Pony Order. She has a great love for all things equestrian and will see that both ponies and pony sympathizers are dealt with in the appropriate manner. o/ Red

Congratulations everyone, it's been (and will continue to be) fun. o/

Article I: Light... darkness... the balance The New Pacific Order and Sovereign League of Armed Powers, herein referred to as "the signatories", recognize both the light and dark sides of the Force and agree that there must be harmony between the two. Article II: Now reach out. What do you see? The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Both signatories agree that information obtained through the Force relevant to the other's interests shall be shared with them. Article III: Fulfill your destiny The signatories agree that if one of them is attacked by forces seeking to disrupt the balance in the Force, they may request the assistance of the other. Fulfilling this request is encouraged but not obligatory. Article IV: Raw, untamed power Should one of the signatories seek to unleash the power of the Force upon their adversaries, they may extend an invitation for the other to join them in unleashing destruction. Article V: I've seen this raw strength only once before. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now. If either signatory wishes to break the balance in the Force and return to their prior stance they must provide notification to the other with at least 72 hours notice, during which all aspects of this agreement remain in effect. Signed for the New Pacific Order, Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Shadow of the Order Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Signed for the Sovereign League of Armed Powers, Banned, The Blood God Supreme Emperor Daeg - Skull King White Chocolate - The Hand that Opens eviljak - The Hand that Fights claude - The Hand that Guides raisedalloy - The Hand that Builds

The Dragon and the Wolf Winter is Coming with Fire and Blood Preamble Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Article I. Two Great Houses Both houses acknowledge the existence of the other as independent houses, governed by their own lords, ladies and king. Neither house should try to rule the other either by invasion of their lands or placing little birds in each other houses. Article II. Whispers of Little Birds If one House comes into possession of information that may in any way affect to the safety of the other, a rider should be sent to share the information. Article III. The Dead are Coming When the dead come for either House the other is duty-bound to come to the assistance of the attacked house, bringing all necessary equipment including dragon glass, Valyrian steel swords of their House, and wild fire. Remember when the dead come they come for us all! Article IV. Valar Morghulis If one house wishes to invade a third party out of defense of another allied house or on a conquering mission, the other has the option to assist on the mission. Remember all men must die, die with honor. Article V. Dark Wings Dark Words If either House decides they need to cancel this agreement they will send a raven with 3 days notice of the cancellation. Signed for the New Pacific Order, Lord of Darkness, King of the Andals and the First Men Jesse End, Hand of the King DeathAdder, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard MariMassa, Lady of Laws Gumpper, Master of Coin Nemphesis, Court Jester and Stable Boy Signed for Alpha Wolves, Malakarlian, Lord of Winter / Warden of the North Al Bundy, King in the North Stonewall14, Ser Doom / Master at Arms Ricrast, The Maid of Rast Airindale, Captain of the Guard tja65, Keeper of Wealth vdiddy1, Old Nan

Welcome friends! o/ Pacifica o/ Lordran o/ Alpha Wolves

You Are Cordially Invited... Dear Old Guard, You were such a fun dance partner about a year ago and it is only fitting that you join your Rosular friends at Planet Bob's Autumn Ballroom Dance. The New Pacific Order hereby declares war on Old Guard. Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Shadow of the Order Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order

While it is not required by law, it does seem to me to be a natural courtesy.

Nobody expects a guilty verdict!

House Stark Joins the New Order of the Ages Comrades, friends and denizens of Westeros, Since the inception of Oculus almost two years ago no new houses have joined. It is now time for that to change with the admission of the next house. Today we welcome the New Polar Order into the brotherhood of Oculus. We look forward to working closer together with you. Winter is coming. Signed for Oculus, The Senate and People Signed for the New Polar Order, EaTeMuP - Emperor Almighty Grub - Imperial Regent and Imperator Emeritus HannaH - Minister of Truth blue sam3 - Minister of Plenty Terminator - Minister of Peace Quantum Leap - Minister of Love bdmon75 - Deputy Minister of Plenty Mindbraker - Deputy Minister of Peace Emperor Jason - Imperial Advisor

Congratulations on peace to all the involved parties. o/ Indeed. Though I'd prefer to avoid something so lengthy...

Congratulations on peace to both Polaris and Alpha Wolves. o/

Order Squared Pursuant to A treaty you still can't refuse and the Never Say Never Again accords, the New Pacific Order hereby declares war on The Templar Knights. We wish TTK good luck and look forward to seeing the resolution of this conflict in a manner fitting for the involved parties. Signed for the New Pacific Order, Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Shadow of the Order Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Dan100, Gumpper, & Nemphesis, Imperial Officers of the New Pacific Order

Here's to hoping Lestat returns eventually. Congratulations on the promotion Grub. Does it come complete with a porch (or perhaps a podium) from which to yell at the kids disturbing your Regent duties?

Imperial Decree from the New Pastry Order Since 2003 the New Pacific Order has, in numerous forms, been a bastion of peace, strength, and prosperity, always seeking to bring and uphold order in the world. But it is time for that to change. There is something far more delicious than order: pastries and other assorted baked goods. It is time for us to make the world hungry. Today marks the end of the New Pacific Order's regime and the rise of the New Pastry Order. Long may we make our enemies perish of longing for baked goods. I do hereby appoint Jesse End as Overseer of Pastry Operations, Nemphesis as Imperial Officer of Recipe and Record Keeping, Dan100 as Imperial Officer of Keeping Poodles Away from the Kitchens, Bart416 as Director of Baking Research, amyameretta as Resident Pie Expert, MariMassa as Baby Filling Supplier, SynysterGates as Strawberry Shortcake Lover and Queen of the Shortcakes, and Maelstrom Vortex as Official Pastry Taster Taste Tester. All will be one with pastries! Hail the Era of Pastrity! Naturally we have adjusted our forums accordingly to this change: https://cn.npowned.net/forum/ Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pastry Order Purveyor of Baked Goods

Cheers KoRT. o/ We do indeed refer to 'Pacifica' in that context as feminine.

To Camelot! [distant singing...] We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot. I have to push the pram a looooooooooooooot. ...On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place. ...On third thought, let's go to Camelot, they aided one of our enemies! The New Pacific Order hereby declares war on the Knights of the Round Table. We wish you the best of luck on your quest for the Holy Grail. Signed for the New Pacific Order, Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Shadow of the Order Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Dan100, Gumpper, & Nemphesis, Imperial Officers of the New Pacific Order Elegarth, Imperial Officer of Bothering Nemphesis

When in doubt, blame Alexio. I like it. o/ SLAP

Aren't canes well suited to beating people with? o/ GATO

Is that so?

In support of our ally Non Grata, the New Pacific Order and Umbrella hereby declare war on Old Guard. We wish Old Guard the best of luck and look forward to glowing green with you. Signed for the New Pacific Order, Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Shadow of the Order Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Dan100, Gumpper, & Nemphesis Imperial Officers of the New Pacific Order Signed for Umbrella, Roquentin, President JoshuaR, Senator Natan, [`_`] Domisi, Generator Majik, :majik: Auctor, Crab

It's been a pleasure. Good luck in GATO. o/ Pacifica will also be protecting the Atlas AA for the foreseeable future.

Sad to see. Best of luck finding new homes. We'll also be protecting the R&R AA for the foreseeable future.

The collective forces of MI6, Sparta, the North Atlantic Defense Coalition, and Invicta admit their defeat to their respective combatants facing them from the collective forces of Oculus, the New Polar Order, Fark, the Mostly Harmless Alliance, the Orange Defense Network, The Last Remnants, Atlas, the New Sith Order, The Bear Cavalry, and the Sovereign League of Armed Powers. The aforementioned surrendering alliances agree not to provide any form of military or financial assistance to the alliances engaged in ongoing conflicts against Oculus and its allies for the duration of those conflicts. The North Atlantic Defense Coalition agrees to depart from the blue team within 40 days. Effective before August 26th all combatants will cease to declare additional wars and offer peace. This applies only to nations residing within the alliances in question. Those who have since left these alliances will have to seek an individual settlement to receive peace. Signed for MI6, Holton - M Signed for Sparta, Cazaric, King of Sparta Yerushalayim, King of Sparta MrGed, Ephor of Philoxenia Jessica Rabbit, Ephor of Lykoi Whitetigger, Ephor of Mesoa Signed for the North Atlantic Defense Coalition, Secretary General: XxHouseArrestXx (Molagbal), Deputy Secretary General: Zygon, Internal Affairs Minister: Chunky_Monkey, Foreign Affairs Minister: XxHouseArrestXx (Molagbal), Military Operations Commander: Zygon, Finance Minister: Scotia the Brave, Education Minister: Gandorian, The Assembly of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition. Signed for Invicta, /s/ KingWilliam, President of Invicta /s/ Rotty, Vice President of Invicta Signed for Oculus, Senate and People of Oculus Signed for the New Polar Order, EaTeMuP - Emperor Lestat - Regent AlmightyGrub- Minister for Truth Blue_Sam3 - Minister of Plenty QuantumLeap - Minister of Love EmperorJason - Minister of Peace Signed for Fark, Submitter: 182 Squirrel: Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag TF Council: docmeister, 905, BozDaBoz, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Signed for the Mostly Harmless Alliance, jesbro, KingBilly1 and jalap Signed for the Orange Defense Network, Secretary General: bucovina Secretary of Defense: tediousandbrief Secretary of State: OsRavan Secretary of the Interior: King Obsidian Secretary of Economics: Peonn Senate: Carson, Cashuea, Soccerbum, Keshaun, Hawspiper Signed for The Last Remnants, The TLR Triums Signed for Atlas, Alexio - President Grealind - Chancellor of the Interior Tevron - Chancellor of Foreign Affairs Signed for the New Sith Order, Joe Stupid Emperor Spartacus Dark Lord Rayvon Sith Lord The Listener: Somehow the best thing to ever come out of Mi6 Signed for The Bear Cavalry, Shurukian, Aramis Van Hoo III, Athos Rampage3, Porthos Signed for the Sovereign League of Armed Powers, Banned, King The Ministry Javier360 pmacdaddy playerwhoplays mystra