[TOP/IRON - Polar War Chart 12-2-11]

It would be nice and bring a clearer perspective to this chart of the alliance circle or box were smaller or larger in according to the alliance size.

[War Chart 1-31-11]

It really is a beautiful thing.

[You Choose!]

Changing vote to "Both"

[You Choose!]

Also voted Schattenmann.

[TOP-CnG War Web 2010-02-27]

Orange color is looking a bit thin.

[Pretty upset]

I guess pretty upset is better than ugly happy.

[List of Atrocities commited by Mushroom Kingdom against the World]

this list is inaccurate:

Scientologist killed JFK

[Issue #1 Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Pastafarianism is so old and outdated that the FSM followers have gone on to worship :frogout: god.

You can try to Google it but they are underground due to religious persecution from various world organizations.

[Pubbie Tears Volume 2: Cry harder]

I knew there was a reason I play this game

[Standards for Leadership in This Era of Cybernations]

You missed our most important standards...

Must be able to write awesome Haiku's

Able to slurp down an entire grape slushy without brain freeze

Quote the entire 'Young Guns' movie

Play darts blind folded

Have, have had, or wants a glorious neck beard.

[The Fun Doctrine]

All hail The Fun Doctrine! I liekz!

I thought your Fun Doctrine did not allow for you to agree with us?

[The terrible dangers of too much war and too much peace]

Lamuella needs his own Blog/youtube channel for CN.

[the bombs fall on the just and the unjust alike]

Well said. I know it took me a while to get over my pixels and my outrage of others wanting to blow them up. Perhaps it took owning every wonder and realizing there wasn't much else to do in this world but blow stuff up, rebuild it, and blow it up again.

funny how that works out.

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

We've changed forums since then, I joined in may 2006

good point. Got them beat be a hair

[Who was Tromp]

Very cool!

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

I had dongs long before GOONS joined cybernations :colbert:

Actually, it wouldnt surprise me if dongs was the most common currency.

Your join date 16-September 07? Are the dates correct?

SomethingAwful.com Goons1 join CN July 24, 2006

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

OH BLAH BLAH BLAH GOONS MASTER COMEDIAN RACE BLAH BLAH BLAH I QUOTED AL CAPONE I'M DEEP (He's a philosopher, right?) BLAH BLAH BLAH MOONS

All caps is sexy

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

lulz me n my furry frndsz gna get nt bannd u silly goon lulz

bah, Sardonic you were right, I owe you $5 in honor of that bet on who would post that first.

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

Sardonic, you kinda suck and that isn't what GOONS are about at all. Why do you wish to misdirect so many people into thinking we are something we are not? Anyway thanks for luring me here with Dongs and pulling the rug out from underneath me.

Btw, Keep up the good work

[An Unexpected Love Triangle: The story of the NpO/NPO GOONS Protectorate]

we were not the first group of Goons to attempt to reform GOONS

Wow, I learn something new every day.

[An Introduction and Brief History]

I have promised your alliance's destruction many times, and I was not mentioned. You will regret this.

Now Stewie go back to the table and eat your vegetables and please don't make me ask you again. World domination will just have to wait until tomorrow.

[An Introduction and Brief History]

One world or none.

They were serious about that.

"My GOONS or no GOONS." Yeah they misunderstood the One world or none saying.

It was almost as if they couldn't have GOONS under their control, no one could.

[Astronaut Jones hates you all part 2.]

I was going to let you know that I got a new sig/avatar combo today. But I thought you'd see it eventually.

I saw it but there is little I can do with it that is funny or sarcastic. Maybe I can add some kitty cats.

[Astronaut Jones hates you all part 2.]

It's called playing a character, chimp. Sometimes it can be fun, you should give it a shot (seriously) you'd probably have more fun with it than most.

You think "chimp" isn't a character? Besides, I didn't say anything other than the quote. I rather ENJOY my time with you.

[Astronaut Jones hates you all part 2.]

Hi, my name is Astronaut Jones, and I am now a pacifist.

I hereby renounce my harsh, crass, often foolish ways, in favour of a much more peaceful existence. I have seen the error of my ways, the error of running roughshod around planet bob, attempting to gain as many enemies as I possibly could through my actions and my words. Foolish behaviour, stupid behaviour, and for that I am sorry.

I openly and fully apologize to everyone I may have wronged in the past, be it an alliance in general, to a single person, ruling a solitary nation. I have embraced a life of pacifism, a life of flowery goodness, a life of peace.

To those I have wronged, again, I am sorry. Can't we all just get along?