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ChimpMasterFlash

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  1. I feel like the last two wars has made my population very happy contrary to the reported statistics.
  2. Rey came up with this first, congrats on that.
  3. Because MS Paint and GIMP doesn't work on my laptop for some reason. :mellow: (at least it's self-explanatory...)
  4. I'll quote this at the most inopportune times.
  5. BAW BAW BAW serious, your arguments are awful. insert someone else in this guys place please.
  6. Please don't use my words. That will be all.
  7. oh dear goodness, who said anything about wanting to be powerful, the action is in the lower tiers anyway. We'll have fun CONTINUE to do what we do, and you keep bawin' and we will CONTINUE to get that tingly feeling. Okay to point out a few thiings. 1) not one of our members cares about infra or tech or their population, if they did they'd be in another alliance. Fact, because we won't let you in otherwise. 2) if our members leave it's because of the lack of tears. Also a fact. <ooc>3) We are a thriving and established community that exists elsewhere. Member nation vanishing isn't a lost member but a loss to you because outside of this reality you're lost and irrelevant. </ooc> 4) what are you talking about coming back? we were destroyed and yet here we remain. 5) Tyga is your daddy. Also a fact.
  8. I'm not even going to lie; Timberland wins the ******. the rest of you can go home now.
  9. I always enjoy the Ol'. "you couldn't do this but so and so took care of them easy yatta yatta arguments." Neckbeards at goons didn't give two cents about Kaskus. Hell, I don't think I even logged in other to collect and pay during that time. Won't matter, I'll take your reps all the same in the end, I don't much care who they come from.
  10. [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1340561879' post='2994611'] So the guys declaring on me didnt launch any attacks rather than GAs, my CMs were going for 40 infra because they failed to buy any military improvements, They didnt buy any air craft so that was 80 total infra. x3 D: Not only did they lack a stagger, they lacked any improvements or anything. I sent them a war guide as a concerned citizen Still Sardonic. [/quote] One dude blew a stagger and I'm not even sure who this guy is. (-but that kind of is the goons way! Blame SirWilliam for taking away meatspin and lemonparty?) Your CM nails about 10 infra not 40. Your Air attacks are hitting for 20 each so maybe you got that confused with cm and lumped the sum together? I got what I wanted from you so no need to waste money on air. You're to be contained and prompted to waste your resources on nations like mine rather than our nations that are doing the real dmg. Keep telling yourself that you have a grasp on what is going on and I'll just keep telling you how correct you are and to keep doing it. Please waste time and resources on me. I am a nuke sponge and nothing more. Just be thankful we saved you from Timberland. You have an open slot, perhaps you can declare on him since you're superior in waring... No? I didn't think so. PetIsland has a national policy of allowing drugs to be involved in governmental decisions and I'm certain her lobster cabinet doesn't care about you or your jabs. Also the <3 Sard stuff is disturbing. I'm certain his nation only digs on tropical nations with good looking women and not icy nations full of bad teeth and hambeasts.
  11. I discover this thread 8 days after it started and was excited that someone declared, then I realized it was only Kaskus and went back to semi-afk sledding. :smith: I think Timberland can handle their whole alliance. so... ...nothing to see here folks, move along.
  12. [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1327710282' post='2908521'] RUKUNU just has persistence going for him, rather than actually causing you guys any real damage with his rogue actions. I'm pretty sure my wars with GOONS left a deeper impression imprinted into the minds of many more GOONS with how I went about it than hizzy, although if you guys think hizzy is one of the great rogues to hit GOONS who are memorable, then maybe he is doing good. Although I still have/had GOONS obsessing over me long after our war ended and still see my name brought up as a memorable rogue when more recent rogues hit you guys. Congrats to RUKUNU and hizzy though for their dedication, they both deserve a medal. Maybe most memorable GOONS rogue would be a funny poll for comedic purposes. [/quote] You really do provide a measure of comedy to our GOONland residents. As for anything else, you're hardly memorable.[not being mean, that is a fact] Hizzy was a spectacular rogue that made GOONS a better alliance. You are just comedic fodder for our pubbies to feast upon. So technically, yes you are memorable and it is also a fact that you were a rogue, yet you are not memorable for your actions as such. Hizzy exposed a big weakness, for his time, and we remedied the problem that would have otherwise gone unnoticed. Rukunu provides himself as an excellent target for our new guys and that aids in their training. I can remember the panic we felt when we thought he (RUNUKU) was going to delete. In fact, we started a campaign to get him back any way possible. RUNUKU deleting would have been a blow GOONS. Take comfort my Dear Methrage. The three headed face of your nation will always be burned into my mind. You in fact will never be forgotten and even still, never respected.
  13. [quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1325029492' post='2887590'] Something that I would have known had I bothered to look it up (I arrived on Planet Bob after Fark's DoE and at any rate didn't come around the OWF for a while after that), but that would have required an amount of effort I didn't care to make. You're fighting three MHA nations, all of them offensive wars. One would think you wouldn't need a laxative and would be having fun, yet the evidence suggests otherwise. Hang in there, buddy. Everything comes out in the end. [/quote] ewww. That offends my classy sensibilities.
  14. Zi this guy for wasting my time. This doesn't deliver.
  15. [quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1324630550' post='2884732'] Congratz, now you can take some real targets. [/quote] I hope so. Some real fighters would be nice.
  16. I'm digging it. o/ MR. MOM raids.
  17. This bums me out. I like sparta. That said, this was expected.
  18. Also, I Ruler of Chimponia wish to surrender my war heroes to the mighty order of FAIL. Edit* [color="#0000FF"]that will be all [/color]
  19. I don't know why you're not making large POW nations send 3:50's to a TOP nation of choice [u]for the remainder of the war.[/u] POW's resources are yours sir.
  20. It would be nice and bring a clearer perspective to this chart of the alliance circle or box were smaller or larger in according to the alliance size.
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