thekirbyfake

This right here, this thing what you are a'readin', is a declaration of re-existence. UOKMB has a history. Look us up, we were ace back in the day. And, so, yeah, we're back. And taking on jobs. We have our hands full with a little task at the moment but we can negotiate future orders. kfanxbai

Join UOKMB. Look us up. We have history.

It's a shame you chose to do this in public. I'm a founding member who has taken 30 odd nukes for Ai whereas you have been here 5 minutes. As I said on our forum during another misguided personal attack, be quiet, adults talking.

It would be nice if you guys stopped using our flag.

Yes, that's what it says.

I'm pretty sure the OP, signed by your leaders, admitted defeat and surrendered. Hang on a minute, let me just check it again.

There goes the neighbourhood

He's telling us that MK is [i]tactically[/i] going into peace mode. It's clear the reason he's slunk into it and it's also clear he won't be coming out of it for the duration of the war. Instead he'll use blue text to tell everyone how mighty he is and how rubbish everyone else is. He has $175m to go along with navy. He hasn't got the first clue.

At the risk of repeating myself, You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Rebel Virginia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Days in Peace Mode: 4 Days Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 10/11/2012 9:25:34 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 1/6/2013 Total Money: $175,805,234 Technology: 3,102.34 Levels Last Bill Payment: 1/23/2013 6:38:44 AM Trade Partners: ReReturn, King of Clay, Turtle Empire, Teawaddle, Bretagne Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 900 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 45 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 7 Submarines: 6 Aircraft Carriers: 5 So, oh mighty RV, are we likely to see you and your mighty warchest out of peace mode any time soon? Or are you just about some irrelevant blue words?

Oh man you could have used some lube there. Welcome to the party, pal.

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1358900452' post='3084075'] [color=#0000ff]They don't. Our leadership isn't an impressive lot, which is why I am trying to start a movement to recruit outsiders to take up key alliance positions. Personally I would feel a lot better if a military genius such as Rotavele were in command of our armies.[/color] [/quote] I'm just going to leave this here You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Rebel Virginia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Days in Peace Mode: 4 Days Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 10/11/2012 9:25:34 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 1/6/2013 Total Money: $175,805,234 Technology: 3,102.34 Levels Last Bill Payment: 1/23/2013 6:38:44 AM Trade Partners: ReReturn, King of Clay, Turtle Empire, Teawaddle, Bretagne Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 900 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 45 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 7 Submarines: 6 Aircraft Carriers: 5 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

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But, but, they have so much tech. How can you ever defeat them?

[quote name='Archon' timestamp='[url="tel:1341637400"]1341637400[/url]' post='[url="tel:3005548"]3005548[/url]'] BAPS is dead. Victory is mine. [/quote] If by [i]victory[/i] you mean you are sat in peace mode in a much smaller alliance then yeah I suppose you've been victorious. You go, girl.

[quote name='Atanatar' timestamp='[url="tel:1341639597"]1341639597[/url]' post='[url="tel:3005639"]3005639[/url]'] Congrats on this fine merger. Can't wait to see you guys roll out. [/quote] I initially read this as "Can't wait to see who you guys roll" Something must be playing on my mind...

Thanks to FARK for actually fighting whilst Sparta hid.. Shout out to keith0211 of Hamtramck for putting up a very tough fight against hefty odds and not turtling.

[quote name='Cooldude247' timestamp='1326685379' post='2900639'] o/ Peace Shout out to thekirbyfake! It was fun fighting you, even though neither of our SDIs were on [/quote] Shout out right back. Horrid SDI performances on both sides. We didn't use the benefit of our WRCs for the entire week.

Congrats on the 30% who actually bothered getting their hands dirty on getting peace.

[quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1326473987' post='2898816'] You could always just declare war on Sparta if you feel so strongly on the issue. [/quote] Declare on [i]what[/i] exactly? Over 2/3rds of Sparta are in peace mode. Barely any free slots (last week genuinely zero in my range) and the ones that are "fighting" are doing so in turtle mode. Sparta have lost this conflict and I can't see how they can possibly argue otherwise. And we shouldn't forget they were the ones doing the declaring.

Do we get to have a party when Sparta reach 200 in hippy mode? Currently sitting at 199

A shout out to cooldude247 of America haha in Sparta. Took it like a man, banter in the IGM and didn't turtle. He also owes me 50 tech after our SDI bet. 5-4 I make it! Good luck with the Yorkshire Puddings.

[quote name='nippy' timestamp='1324597999' post='2884294'] You should have joined us after the UOKMB debacle, you jerk! Also, hello. Glad to see you're still kicking. BAPS, eh? [/quote] Hello back Debacle? That was a proud action against the evil Goons I'll have you know! Oh, wait, we're on the same side now? Hugs, kisses, etc.

[quote name='janax' timestamp='1324585964' post='2884201'] Casualties is a stat. [/quote] Not for the peace mode/turtling alliances. Yay us for taking the damage so well.

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[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]A huge shout out to [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=263991"]US Democracy[/url] of Fark for showing genius tactics during war.[/size][/font] [size="2"]Maybe he should write a special guide when this is all done because new players would find it invaluable.[/size] [size="2"]1. [b]Always rebuy infra when somebody attacks you[/b]. GA, CM, AC and nukes don't hurt you if you rebuy back up to 9999.99 after every single attack. (NB this was done several times per day)[/size] [size="2"]2. [b]Stock up on CMs. [/b]But don't use them[/size] [size="2"]3. [b]Don't buy planes[/b].[/size] [size="2"]4. [b]Rebuy soldiers and tanks[/b]. But don't use them[/size] [size="2"]5. [b]Don't restock your nukes.[/b][/size] [size="2"]6. [/size][b][font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]Don't use your spies[/size][/font][/b] [font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]7. [b]Above all, make sure you collect in nuclear anarchy[/b][/size][/font] [font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]Spy op 5[sup]th[/sup] December[/size][/font] [quote] [size="2"]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of [b]US Democracy[/b]. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:[/size] [size="2"]Desired Religion: Judaism[/size] [size="2"]Desired Government: Federal Government[/size] [size="2"]Threat Level: Low [/size] [size="2"]Tax Rate: 30%[/size] [size="2"]Number of Spies: 550[/size] [size="2"]Last Nuke Purchase: 1/14/2011 12:59:58 AM[/size] [size="2"]Last Wonder Purchase: 9/9/2011[/size] [b][size="2"]Total Money: $2,509,159,374[/size][/b] [size="2"]Technology: 3,777.75 Levels[/size][/quote] [size="2"]9[sup]th[/sup] December[/size] [quote][size="2"]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of US Democracy. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:[/size] [size="2"]Desired Religion: Judaism[/size] [size="2"]Desired Government: Federal Government[/size] [size="2"]Threat Level: Severe[/size] [size="2"]Tax Rate: 30%[/size] [size="2"]Number of Spies: 550[/size] [size="2"]Last Nuke Purchase: 12/9/2011 12:13:30 AM[/size] [size="2"]Last Wonder Purchase: 12/6/2011[/size] [size="2"]Total Money: [b]$1,716,891,691[/b][/size] [size="2"]Technology: 3,281.39 Levels[/size][/quote] [size="2"]13[sup]th[/sup] December[/size] [quote] [size="2"]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of US Democracy. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:[/size] [size="2"]Desired Religion: Baha'i Faith[/size] [size="2"]Desired Government: Federal Government[/size] [size="2"]Threat Level: Severe[/size] [size="2"]Tax Rate: 30%[/size] [size="2"]Number of Spies: 550[/size] [size="2"]Last Nuke Purchase: None[/size] [size="2"]Last Wonder Purchase: 12/6/2011[/size] [size="2"]Total Money: [b]$1,245,998,133[/b][/size] [size="2"]Technology: 2,962.69 Levels[/size][/quote]