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KingShibby

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  1. It's not [s]news[/s]funny, it's Fark.com Anyways, welcome to the party pal.
  2. Sounds like NpO is gearing up for war. They have 65 nations (23.72%) in peace mode and rising.
  3. [quote name='admin' timestamp='1316657934' post='2805614'] Oh God, this again? Didn't we go over this 5 years ago? [/quote] Yeah, but seriously. Just change like 3 words and nobody will ever sperg over this again
  4. Population density (PD) is messed up. My nation says my PD is 99.84 with land at 733.11 mile [b]diameter[/b] with 73,192 Supporters. (rounding everything to 2 decimal places for the sake of my accounting-based brain) I realize the current formula used to determine PD is Total Supporters / Land. But this is completely wrong if our nation's are truly circles, as indicated by the fact that the land value is the diameter. If the land value is a diameter, then my "true" PD is 0.17 population per mi[sup]2[/sup] as calculated... [quote] Diameter = 733.11 ; Radius = 366.56 Area = πr[sup]2[/sup] = 3.14 * (366.56)[sup]2[/sup] = 3.14 * 134,366.23 = 421,909.96 mi[sup]2[/sup] PD = 73,192 / 421,909.96 = [b]0.17[/b][/quote] So basically, the easiest way to fix it is to change the wording on the nation page from saying "733.109 mile diameter" to "733.109 square miles" and the PD message at the top of the page to say "Your population density of 99.84 per square mile is at a good level at this time." Edit: For the record, I'm not asking for any formulas to change, just like 3 or 4 words. [size="1"](it shouldn't be that much of a hassle...)[/size]
  5. Have fun watching your alliance be converted into a parking lot. Anyone ignorant enough to send aid to Methrage deserves to be destroyed.
  6. What a wild shakeup of the political landscape
  7. [quote name='Domingo the Honored' timestamp='1309307930' post='2743772'] Are there any members of GOONS who are capable of baking yummy cookies? [/quote] It depends on the type of cookies. If they're of the "special" variety, then we'd have to defer to our allies at Umbrella. If they're just regular cookies, we do not have enough female members to produce good cookies.
  8. [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1309299630' post='2743661'] Yes, it was only fitting, goons love to eat, like we're eating reparations now. [/quote] Like me for example. I am fatter than [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/404/egad.jpg[/img]
  9. [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1309299340' post='2743648'] So when are you going to repay all of those dongs Umbrella lent you? [/quote] THAT WAS NEVER A PART OF THE AGREEMENT!
  10. [quote name='agni365' timestamp='1309299221' post='2743644'] look at that sexy flag [/quote] :frogout: Also, why do you guys suck so much?
  11. [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1307483661' post='2726379'] Best of luck recruiting our raid targets. [/quote] Just remember what your constitution says about your membership application policy...
  12. Spring Cleaning has been completed, and the following embassies have been removed from our forums: [list] [*]Asgaard [*]Global Alliance and Treaty Organization [*]Green Old Party [*]\m/ [*]Multicolored Cross-X Alliance [*]Mostly Harmless Alliance [*]North Atlantic Treaty Organization [*]The Foreign Division [/list] We're sorry to see these embassies go, and we encourage these alliances to start posting again and we can easily setup a new embassy for you.
  13. [quote name='ImperialCubanacan' timestamp='1305845739' post='2715172'] I am glad Nordreich has such positive relations with GOONS; they would never remove our embassy. GOONS + Nordreich = black love. [/quote] GOONS + Nordreich + Sparta + Umbella = Big Black Orgy
  14. [quote name='William Bonney' timestamp='1305823836' post='2714987'] I'll ask him if he wants some back up, he taught me a lot you know. [/quote] tbh I think there's enough NPO diplomats on our forums already...
  15. [quote name='William Bonney' timestamp='1305823458' post='2714985'] What, no NPO? What is this I don't even.... [/quote] Your embassy is one of the more active embassies on our forums, and we like that [img]http://cngoons.com/Board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/chord.gif[/img]
  16. [quote]This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by Schattenmann[/quote] The ignore function is useless when people keep quoting the ignored person. Regardless, consider your embassy nuked.
  17. [center][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100605090103/cybernations/images/d/d0/Cngoonsflag.png[/img] [size="5"][font="Georgia"][s]Important[/s] Announcement from the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism[/font][/size][/center] As the new Secretariat for GOONS, one of my first orders of business will be to do some spring cleaning of our embassies. As such, I will be removing embassies that have not had any posts since March 1, 2011. This cleaning will take place on or around June 1st. As of this posting, the following alliance's embassies will be affected: (I will update this OP if these people start posting again) [list] [*]Asgaard [*][s]Federation of Allied Republics[/s] [*]Global Alliance and Treaty Organization [*][s]Global Order of Darkness[/s] [*]Green Old Party [*][s]Grämlins[/s] [*]\m/ [*]Multicolored Cross-X Alliance [*]Mostly Harmless Alliance [*]North Atlantic Treaty Organization [*][s]Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes[/s] [*]The Foreign Division [/list] While I hate to see our foreign relations diminish with any alliance, I have to do my part to keep our forums as organized and clutter-free as possible. I'm sure you all understand. If you alliance is on this list, I strongly encourage you and your diplomats to come back and say hi! We'd love to hear from you. If your alliance does not currently have an embassy on our forums and you would like one, please feel free to contact me and I can hook you up. Thanks, KingShibby, Secretariat for the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism
  18. Were you guys able to get KY Jelly in the industrial size cans? Or did you have to get a bunch of regular size tubes?
  19. [size="4"][font="Georgia"][center]Important Announcement from the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism[color="#FFFFFF"][s]Neutral Shoving[/s][/color][/center][/font][/size] [center][IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5701/goonsflag.png[/IMG][/center] Today is a monumentous day in the cyberverse. Not only is today Christmas for all those who enjoy the hippie lettuce, but today also marks the 2 year anniversary of the founding of the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism. So lets celebrate by packing up a bowl and remembering everything that's happened over the last 2 years. [b]This thread is dedicated to those memories, so lets all post your best memories of GOONS itt.[/b] Sadly all my memories are recent in nature given the short time that my nation has been in existence. But the best memory of GOONS is the upkeep of our foreign relations with Doomhouse and Umbrella in particular with the real life tech deals I have performed with a certain, unnamed member of Umbrella. And now I pass the dutchie to the left to everyone else.
  20. Man, it sure seems like all the alliances that are actually doing any damage keep bowing out...
  21. Hail Peace and such [s]un[/s]reasonable reps [img]http://cngoons.com/Board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/smugdog.gif[/img]
  22. [quote name='Sabcat' timestamp='1300897682' post='2673840'] It's a pretty grim figure (if correct, I haven't checked for myself) - 90 nations have disappeared from your alliance. You're in a war that's older than almost half of all you. [/quote] And your point is what? Because you seem to be missing the point that while we may have lost 90 nations, we have more than made up for that number in new nations that have joined us. For an alliance to legitimately gain such a large number of new nations during a large scale war is almost unheard of. You're just upset that your alliance is bleeding nations most likely due to sheer boredom from sitting in peace mode for such a long time and watching your economy die.
  23. [quote name='nippy' timestamp='1300190824' post='2665504'] This is TLR's surrender thread, not TIO's. [/quote] Whoops fixed. My morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet...
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