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Mongol Federation

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  1. Bonus + Raise = Awesomeness!

  2. I came. I saw. I ate.Oh, and I got payed to do it! :D

  3. We got spring instead of winter. We have summer instead of spring. I'm guessing we'll get Hell on Earth instead of summer.

  4. When I asked for Congress to show bipartisanship I didn't mean taring up the 1st Amendment and using the scraps for toilet paper live on C-SPAN!

  5. Oh, Publix...Me to customer on electric cart at store exit: "Need help out?"Customer: "No"Me thinking to myself: Why use an electric cart if you can walk?Customer: "Do the carts go here"Me: "No." (They go at the store entrance for obvious reasons.)Customer: "Can I leave this here?"Me: "No."Customer: "Okay, I'll leave this here with you." *Gets up and walks away.*Me: o_O

  6. I'm bored! I don't like being bored. :(

  7. So it's 7:47AM and I get 2 alerts on m phone, a text and an email. They both say the same thing. $865 deposited into my account. :D

  8. Gott'a love Star Wars. :DPlayed from 3am to 4:30am, slept 'till 7:30am and sated playing again. If not for work I'd still be playing. Addictive game. lol

  9. Ah, work. Had a customer come in today, buy a cart full of stuff then ask us to hold to for her. No biggie, happens all the time but......Did she forget her wallet or realize she forgot to buy something? No. What did she forget you ask? HER CAR. How the @%*! do you forget your @%*!ing CAR?! How did she get to the store?Ah, work.

  10. The today and tomorrow are the days I look forward to the most every year, all the more so because I have to WAIT all year. Marry Christmas!

  11. I'm bored, someone save me. lol

  12. So yet another update on my crazy job, I should create a page. lolThis is my convo taking out an older customer today:Customer: I'm down the middle. I'm the white car.Me: *Sees 2 F'EN ROWS of white cars.*Customer: Wait, that doesn't help you much does it?Me: *Shaking my head no.* Nnooppee...Customer: Wait, I'm the car over there! *Points to the other end of the parking lot.* Sorry, I'm legally BLIND.Me: *In my head.* GOOD GOD THIS WOMAN IS DRIVING?!?!?!?!

  13. I love work. 1st a blind 72 year old women can't find the sanitizer. Her husband points her in the right direction but she goes to far and pulls the fire alarm (which was right next to the sanitizer). She then slowly backs away (they saw this on the camera) and walks to the bakery where she starts asking her husband what all the fuss was about ring to play it off. lmaoAnd then the night gets better when Ashley Santiago starts feeling the effects of sleep deprivation and starts acting high.....

  14. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

  15. I know what I want for xmas. :D

  16. So I'm at work today and I see this old lady waling out with her groceries...Costumer: *Looks down at her shopping cart and notices she bought cat litter.* "Wait... I don't OWN a cat!"God I love my job sometimes.

  17. New number, (772) 249-6799. Hit me up, I need to redo my contact list.

  18. Just saw the latest ep. of The Walking Dead and that ending was just wrong. Not sure what more there is to say about it.Love this show! :D

  19. I got my 1st star and a raise! :D

  20. ---One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop.The frog said "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes, Bear, you go first."The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was said, "I wish for all the bears in this for...

  21. Hacked you Rebecca........ Love you bro

  22. My roommate is weird. She found some Rice-O-Roni that expired in '06 (That's 1/2 a decade ago!) and decided to have it for dinner...

  23. Takes some getting used to...BTW, I'm talking about Timeline if anyone is wondering what I'm on about. lol FB will be forcing it on you at the end of the month so you might as well get a jump on everyone and start using it now.

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