Former General of Ch'norvyie accidentally murdered in brothel sting operation;
Nation takes a few moments of silence, and continues as normal.
VLADIVOK - Today, in an unexpected turn of events, Former General Malkin Helvich (Show-
-n below), who was not present at the "Sybatlolav" during the purge, was accidentally murd-
-ered in a brothel sting operation. As concluded by the Council of Ch'norvyie, the security ru-
-ling was to send sting teams into illegal businesses who had not payed the appropriate taxes
for the week and to "eliminate violent protest or opposition." Former General Helvich was alleg-
-edly wielding a riding crop and a metal chain. Both were perceived to be possibly dang-
-erous weaponry and the officers made the swift decision to fire a total of 52 shots into
Helvich. After the death, investigators made the deduction that due to his leather attire,
and that of his escort, they were infact engaging in lewd activities involving the said we-
-ponry. General Tyekovsky made this statement when asked, "His presence in the esta-
-blishment was completely baffling to us, if we had known that he wasn't an imminent th-
-reat to our civic officer's lives we would have simply imprisoned him. The good news is,
the Business Security Act will be postponed for another week, giving business owners pl-
-enty of time to make back the taxes they owe, plus interest, and send it into the local c-
-ourthouse."