veracity

well this is better than stepping in a fresh pile of dog.......

congrats to the new...enemies/friends/brothers without this drama planet Bob would be...the same. Good luck to both parties.

'The Machine', I see that you processed, approved,and granted. I'm not sure what the rest was.Your message was either distorted or encrypted.

[quote name='Geoffron X' timestamp='1287200855' post='2485668'] He's not lulz, he's just insane. [/quote] there is a fine line between insane and greatness. The difference is if drugs are involved.

I was in the middle of lunch when he burst into my office. "Shackle this man! And charge him" I said. "No sir, you don't understand. You haven't read this yet. The report is here." As the guards were searching him it was pulled from his back pocket. "What is the meaning of this?" I demanded. The report was of the most sinister piece of paper to ever cross my desk. A matriarchal society has been established with unfair reports and almost abusive treatment towards men. It was at that moment I knew I was not going to be able to finish my lunch. The very thought of this kind of situation had turned my stomach. "Gather the council, they will want a piece of this". The gavel banged as the meeting started." We gather here to discuss the fate of Girltopia for their crimes against men". Jeff, a stout man began, " sir why would we be discussing such matters? This has nothing to do with Drunkenville!" With a simple wave of my hand he was picked up from his chair by two guards, then executed in front of the others. "ANY ONE ELSE WANT TO QUESTION ME?" I inquired. "I believe that attacking them might cause some terrible conflicts with our allies. However, Sanctioning them might be a good start. I know how to prevent them from going forward in this mistreatment of others!" The council gasped as my eyes glazed over. I do not blame them, they just witnessed a man being executed. Terry, my most loyal follower was the first to break the awkward silence. " What kind of sanction were you considering sir?" With this I was pleased. "They are women and they are in need of certain things. As they are a small nation they import feminine hygiene products. We shall prevent any tampons and pads to Girltopia! Let them ruin their cloths and wallow in their own filth until they learn how to treat their men with respect." Steve bellowed "Sir, you sure do know how negotiate." As the meeting continued on, a smell was starting to fumigate the room from the corpse. "After this meeting is over send a letter to 'The Machine' they will want to know of our actions."

[quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1287856097' post='2491358'] OOC: This CNRP, not game related RP....so what happens in game does not necessarily occur here. [/quote] I have a guy for that too.

[quote name='Arcturus Jefferson' timestamp='1287345304' post='2486515'] Ok, you got me. I had no intention on actually declaring war to supplement my tongue in cheek remark about other alliances that dug up previously dead AA's. I'm totally a wimp or something. [/quote] I wonder how many people would agree with you. Show of hands?

You might want to consider joining an alliance. I know a guy.

almost interesting....almost

who slaughtered the HoG? That reminds me, I'm hungry.

this is....neat?

well, congrats on merger/protectorate/treaty/ keeping the band-aid on.

[quote name='Acca Dacca' timestamp='1285400635' post='2464122'] . He wants people to stop posting about change, but you can just go ahead and stop posting altogether. [/quote] I think I will pass, but thank you for your offer.

And now 10,000 soldiers have to be tested for herpes. We know the "real" mission they were on.

[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1285424821' post='2464280'] Tragic. We would love to help but have no moral values. Also tragic. [/quote] Surly you did not just point and laugh? However it would explain the lack of moral values.

[quote name='Adelheidi' timestamp='1285391329' post='2463982'] Yes. [/quote] A complete thought helps. You are the weakest link,good bye.

congrats, but you want what from who?

[quote name='snibbmaster' timestamp='1285207884' post='2461674'] A very well thought out piece. I think the problem with all the "recognized alliances" creating rules for social conduct is that they are often on different sides of issues, so coming to consensus is difficult. [/quote] Thats what I was going to say

im not convinced. Unless you can tell me where batman is hiding.

congrats o/ little rena

[quote name='Infidel Israeli' date='20 July 2010 - 11:20 PM' timestamp='1279686035' post='2382041'] fine, third useless. Ones broken take the #1 spot. Followed by Optional Non-aggression pacts, and then NAPs. [/quote] ahhh, whatever it takes to be a nay sayer.

[quote name='Infidel Israeli' date='20 July 2010 - 11:12 PM' timestamp='1279685528' post='2382021'] lol, most useless treaty ever [/quote] I beg to differ. The most useless treaty ever would be the ones that get broken

its not a TRAP, just some good pink lovin. o/ TRaPS o/ NFO

o/ ICAN O/ UDID O/ ISAW?

If you really had Balls of Steel you wouldn't need a protectorate nuff said