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1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

If Apocalypse Meow doesn't respect the right of the Imperium to exist in peace, neither shall the the Imperium recognize the right of Apocalypse Meow to exist.

 

Cool story bro.  Nobody cares.

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Just now, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

When you lose you can call it whatever you want.

You should check your own house though.  It's on fire.  But hey, at least you got 1 nation capable of putting up a hell of a fight. 

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1 minute ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

This of course will not happen and AM will continue to burn for a very long time.

It's cool.  If we lose, we'll just call it producerism. 

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Just now, Immortan Junka said:

 

To die on the battlefield in service to the Imperium is the greatest glory we can achieve.

Or getting slaughtered is the only thing you're good at.

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1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said:

My meeting with the "Blood God"

 

 

Funny, your character dies at the end of that as I remember.

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Just now, Immortan Junka said:

 

You are a true bourgeois Plutocrat, forcing the slaves below you to fight for your ego; meanwhile in the Imperium I am a man of the people who fights in the trenches and eats the same rations.

I'm happy to eat the same rations.  Just build one of those nations of yours up to 200k or higher and I'll see you on the field.

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1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said:

Ok Methrage, see you in a couple months when your govt members are out of money and swimming in nukes.

Seeing as I'm a government member and in no danger from SNX ever making me go broke, I call bs.

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Just now, Immortan Junka said:

 

Well the fact of the matter is that Apocalypse Meow claims the right to attack us at will, and you yourself have implied that you will do it again, after peace is arranged, if I "mouth off." So with the rhetoric coming from Apocalypse Meow, denying us our sovereignty and right to exist, we will continue to fight regardless of cost until such time as AM abandons the surrender demands and comes to the table like adults.

We came to the table to accept your surrender.  If you're not prepared to surrender then I suppose we'll see you when you are.

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4 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

I'm a garbage AA leader, what's wrong with that? lol

Fixed it for you.

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6 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

Even if 80% of ISX ended up broke below 10k NS, it doesn't change the situation. We'll beat up whoever we drag down here and be good tech producers for Polar and friends. If AM doesn't respect our right to exist, then it will become a perma-war with both sides sniping at one another.

Your best hopes summarized.  Being a tech farm for a real alliance cause you'll never be one.

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58 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Reminder folks, Sir Kindle fighting Lord Hitchcock is not a game changer. Apocalypse Meow is still getting thrashed in the 1v1 statistically, so the fact Morphine is asking for our surrender just means there is a long way to go before we have peace.

Any meaningful conflict won't last very long.  ISX is broke.

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54 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Morphine asked if we would surrender tonight in the face of AM and Emperor Khan's war of aggression.

You keep trying to brand this.  But this will always be known as Operation: Pineapple McFisty I. 

 

Maybe if you learn to stop flapping your pineapple trap so much, we won't have to see Operation: Pineapple McFisty II.  But I'm not holding my breath for that.

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It was the one about the drive thru window and the pineapple mcfisty.

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37 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Have fun guys, guess this was what Morphine was giggling about in DM earlier.

Nah i told morphine a pineapple joke.

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CATS ARE ANIMALZ TOO

 

The Vietnam War Kittens of Apocalypse Meow and The Hungry Horde of aNiMaLz jointly announce that we share an ODoAP with undisclosed overly legalistic wording that we're not going to bother posting here cause you wouldn't understand it anyway.  Consider yourselves on notice. 

 

For Apocalypse Meow:

 

Morphine - President of Cats
Nord Belka - Vice President of Cats
Serberus - Minister of Inter(anal) Affairs
Landoffreedom - Minister of Economics
Jack Layton - Jihadi Jack
Banned - Blood God

 

For aNiMaLz:

 

RUKUNU- Supreme Warlord
Sir Kindle - Mayor of the aNiMaLz Palace
Lulz - Secretary General

 

[This is a thing now]

This is actually a really appropriate partnering. 

 

Well done.

[Givers, hail! A guest is come in: where shall he sit? In much haste is he, who on the ways has to try his luck.]

1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

AM is going to need all the aid they can get for this war they started.

You'll need more though.

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37 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

If people want to build up infrastructure before they are ready that's fine, the Imperium is happy to knock them back down to size.

I bought lots of infrastructure way too early.  Come knock me back down to size if you got the coconuts.

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10 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

 

1. Most ISX warfighters hit no more than two targets

2. Most ISX warfighters have lower infrastructure levels, meaning less cash value is being destroyed

3. ISX has a greater volume of nukes, and generally better warchests

4. ISX upper tier has a massive tech advantage, and is compressed in range

5. ISX is currently outdamaging AM in offensive wars (though thats not completely relevant)

 

AM seems built in a way that maximizes casualties, but the Imperium considers casualties irrelevant. What's going to happen is attrition, because the longer the war continues, the greater the advantage ISX has in the lower tiers as AM runs out of money.

How they gonna run out of money first when the only strategy in your playbook is to eat defeat alerts?  Those higher infra builds AM has means they've been making more money between wars than you, and your high tech builds mean your toys cost more. 

 

I don't think we'll be seeing AM in general going broke first here.

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3 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

Greatest Mother's warchest is dozens of times bigger than Apocalypse Meow nations at 8,000 infra.

AM has more warchest on a single nation than all of SNX combined, so gratz I guess.

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2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

I'm having lots of fun with spy ops down here, and have plenty of aid. Let's do this forever!

 

Days into attack = 2

Cost of nukes vs 50 infra = $4,000,000

Money destroyed = $30,000,000

XP assassinated = 454

Infra sold down = >$30,000,000

Warchest you've managed to raise working at it since 2013:

On 7/8/2017 at 5:31 AM, Morphine said:

Well since we are posting spy ops now

 

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Total Money: $944,821

I can see why you're impressed by the costs of these things.  Nobody who can figure out the basics of CN is though,.

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2 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

You idiot,

 

AM was plotting to hit iSX, and then found out they couldn't.

 

Your friends' hands were not 'forced' by anything except for maybe something Lucious would tell you about TIE... and if you believe him, then I'll sell you a bridge.

 

 

Good Lord Hitchcock,

 

While you may subscribe to the ideology of "keep your enemies closer" my kind friends believe that the dark barbarian terrorist forces of Junka must be quashed like bugs.  These things cannot be allowed to fester at any cost.  Allowing this boil to fester any longer was unacceptable, and it had to be lanced.  If you are upset by my willingness to contribute aid slots to my friends, then perhaps you should contribute war slots to your friends and see how it goes.

 

Respectfully,

 

Bannedicus

[Jihad on the Pervert Junka]

15 hours ago, BDRocks said:

Isn't Junka now allied with NpO? You really trying to start a war here Banned?

Junka has hailed that he has aid to do the same things after forcing my allies to attack him with no reason. 

 

While I don't speak for SLAP anymore, I will aid my allies in their time of need should they but request it, while they deal with these horrific times. Existence in the cyberverse parallel to Junka is a thing that none of us should have to go through, so the great Morphine, Jack Layton, and Caustic have taken up arms in service to all of us on Planet Bob. 

 

As I would be sending this aid with no orders from my alliance to do, nor any approval of the kind, if Junka's allies want a shot at me, I'm not hard to find.

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1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

Have fun! I have plenty of aid to turtle and run spy attacks forever!

I pledge plenty of aid to brothers jack layton and morphine on request so they can turtle and run spy attacks forever.  Or actually fight unlike this failure of a leader.

[Hell Froze Over]

bwahahahahaha...  omg stop.  This is too funny.