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Master Hakai

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    On 3/11, the alliance rankings got All Mixed Up when Post Grunge Supergroup mercilessly and with Purpose ripped the number 12 spot from alliance Argent. First, I apologized profusely to Lowsten and his #squad, begging them not to nuke me (This would be A Beautiful Disaster, as I am extremely scared of war and don’t want the numbers on my nation to go Down). But, not wanting to be a Prisoner to my own fear and anxiety, I decided to Come Original, so I made it clear that I’ll Be Here Awhile and they had better get used to it. It was an absolute slog getting to this spot but we know Life’s Not A Race so we stayed on that #grindset and our hard work has paid off at last.

     

    Some of those things are references to the band 311.

     

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    When I peacefully seized control of this alliance 2 years ago, my intent was to frick everything up and absolutely burn it to the ground, and I did everything I could to make that happen. So what went wrong?

     

    Serberus and SoloRocket.

     

    Every member of Post Grunge Supergroup has played a role in our meteoric rise, but these 2 fart knockers are absolute game-changers by every definition (even some of the more raunchy ones).

     

    • Part human, part machine, Serberus does not take PTO or vacation from the recruiting game, regardless of whether or not he has internet access. He does not make excuses, he gets results.
    • SoloRocket, the most charming member of the PGS British invasion, is TECHNICALLY the “trades coordinator.” While this is already the most painful and time-consuming job in cybernations, he has also been running our entire internal affairs department while many of us have been either too busy or just plain lazy.

     

    Without these 2, we would still be ranked #75, absolutely floundering with wet pants and snotty faces. They’re the real MVP and I'm not just saying that to kiss up to Kevin Durant so he'll help get me to the finals in my fantasy basketball league.

     

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    Lastly, I want to thank God, my mom, and the TSA agent who gave me an intimate pat-down last October. Without their love, support and skilled use of their hands, we wouldn’t be here. Thank you and have a great night!

     

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  2. 1 hour ago, White Chocolate said:

    “Too many treaties PGS” in 3..2…1…

     

    Congrats on growing up MU!  

     

    Hail MadLads Union!

    Hail PGS!

    Hail PG Sphere!  

    I pre-emptively agree. Might be a good time to implement Treaty Cancelation Roulette™️

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