Ardus

Warm fuzzy flashbacks of big fluffy infra stacks. Godspeed Stewie.

The game ended years ago, just nobody turned out the lights and played the "go home" music. Roll IRON.

Y'all have too many treaties that have lasted too long for no reason. Cancel a couple and then start a conflagration. Also lol this is still here

Having scraped the bottom of the barrel, Pacifica starts chipping up the barrel itself. Y'all should probably italicize and put a star next to TrotskysRevenge on that wiki page, too.

I have taken the liberty of communicating your epiphany to Mr. Shamed. The history of this decrepit planet is littered with the corpses of those who thought it their advantage to work with Pacifica.

not a looker in the bunch

but I was never GM of TOP so I don't know where OHHHHH this is one of those fancy insults or somethin' ain't it not no but hell no; I heard the mods don't exist so I thought I'd drop in for a snarky comment and then move on

I think I was around for two weeks this year and did precisely one thing in that period but that is more than sufficient for "Best Villain" given the rest of you cowards

I was being polite by assuming the moisture in your bed was the end result of some misguided attempt to not piss off the divine.

They retain a healthy and diverse set of connections. The "choice" before them is not even a choice. It's between resolving this war shortly and proceeding into a traditional post-war diplomatic arrangment where everybody starts making the moves they wanted to make before the war but couldn't due to ~honour~ or swapping sides late in a war ensuring both immediate destruction, statistical and diplomatic, and long-term pariah status. The more you look at it and think about it, the more evident it becomes that the Usual Suspects wet dream would be tantamount to suicide on the part of IRON.

pink with yellow polka dots

Don't cock it up, hooves.

I think I had Cornball in the No. 2 slot by then but I simply can't recall.

SBN prevails again.

Welcome to the fray, boys.

A swing and a miss.

That was me. It was the NpO/FIST war.

But winning the peace is my favorite part :(

We don't even have a drum to beat a tune on. We have been supportive of IRON in this thread. Who people do and do not cast aspersions on is a matter well beyond my control.

In a coalition of this breadth and diversity there is bound to be differences of opinion and, particularly applicable here, souls of... well we'll call it great spirit. It is not only Chimaera's coalition. It is Goldie's coalition. It is Cable's coalition. It is Dajobo's coalition. Don't be so eager to harm them. I have every confidence that you will fight valiantly.

IRON did not launch this war. Our allies in Polaris launched this war, alongside Paradoxia and Farkistan. Whatever IRON's intentions, they do not define the grounds for this conflict. I suppose what I am trying to say is that I still find you lot charmingly malevolent.

wow what a trainwreck

My style is in large part a product of the fact that there are better "brutal" posters out there than me. Grub and Sponge have smackdowns refined to an art so efforts in that regard would probably be second-rate by comparison. Also I keep getting sucked into governments it's the worst :(

Anybody voting GWIV should be shot.

I think there's more than style that separates Crymson and I, though I always respect (real) and enjoy his counsel.