[Is that how you like it MK?]

This blog post is stolen intellectual property of mine from the NSO embassy on our forums and I will not stand for it.

Consider this a ~CaLlOuT~.

[The Molon Labe Situation]

If you attack DH you're going to get countered by DH. Regardless of the presence of a formal declaration of war. Don't be stupid.

[The hidden cost of going to war with Pacifica.]

I am about to blow your mind.

There is no such thing as a "PR war" in CN.

Woah man, like woah

[Why I am the Greatest]

o/

[War Chart 1-20-11]

The shades of red and blue make it difficult to read the alliance names. Maybe a different hue or make the text white?

[Two-Faced? Misinterpretation? Liars?]

Yeah embarrassing for PoorCowards

Truly the very peak of wit.

[Two-Faced? Misinterpretation? Liars?]

PC is ODN? You guys really need to work on your propaganda this is kind of embarrassing

[Two-Faced? Misinterpretation? Liars?]

There's a reason most treaties are MDoAPs rather than MADPs.

[Highlights from WCE: BONUS: upn.txt]

It is the regard for decorum of the alliances in #stratego that prevented GOONS from being a smouldering wreck at this time.

Ahahaha, keep digging.

[Highlights from WCE: BONUS: upn.txt]

Oh, UPN.

[Highlights from WCE: Part 20]

No I mean.

"They sought a CB that wasn't there, they discussed making up a CB, they discussed alliances who would never, ever fight on their side, they demonstrated ignorance of politics and diplomacy itself"

1. False CB generated by Genmay (that they acted on).

2. Alliances that weren't on their side (tons of them).

3. Ignorance of politics and diplomacy. (GOONS, \m/, Genmay).

And those alliances got forced disbandment is what I mean. And even the month of existence was riddled with huge problems that I won't go into for obvious reasons.

While I'm considering debating some of your points I'll concede the misunderstanding about the disbanding so as to avoid a debate that's 3 years too late.

[Highlights from WCE: Part 20]

You know, UJP did all of those things too. They also had 3 alliances forced to disband. Now I know how everybody in this game loves to connect "Worst ______ Ever" to anything they don't like (and to be fair, this was a terrible showing to all involved) but this isn't the first time such a thing has transpired.

The UJP existed for about a month and didn't force anyone to disband.

[Highlights from WCE: Part 8]

Right.

efb

[LANCE (Libertarian & Anarchist Non-aggression, Coordination, & Economic Assistance) Pact]

Dr Paul will sign this.

[The Goon Colossus]

I love you man

[Lessons of the Xiphosis Experiment]

The music really made this blog entry work, though the entry is a bit short and I was hoping the song would continue to play over the text I was reading. That said, it was a good choice and I applaud you on this fine decision.

[A congrats to Xiphosis.]

My thoughts are basically thus:

[Battle Hymn of the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism]

This brought a tear to my eye

[A Declaration of War]

Commenting without knowing all the facts. I wouldn't have expected any less.

Facts do not matter to RV, only truth.

[A Declaration of War]

So just going out sans blaze of glory

[A Declaration of War]

ok

[What is wrong with the world.]

Xiphosis is a pretty cool guy

[The GOONS war machine]

Seems legit

[GOON Tears: The story of salithus]

I can confirm that this is all true.

[Profiles of great Pubbies: The Director]

I still remember the day this was posted. I was incredibly shocked with how well done it was and how convinced I was that triangles are clearly superior to squares.