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youwish959

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  1. That's going to cost you $3,000,000. Advertising ain't free, champ.
  2. Requesting $3,000,000 in monetary aid please. I have one slot open immediately.
  3. Before we move forward with this. I need to receive at least one package of $3,000,000 first. Please understand that I do not guarantee post amounts, but at all times will I attempt to keep you 100% satisfied with my services.
  4. I am a poster on a multitude of different forums under a multitude of different aliases, my post numbers range in the tens of thousands on boards that get people from every walk of life. For a mere price of $15,000,000 I am willing to place your referral link in my signature across all of these forums and get you the infrastructure you need! The potential here is great for you to get tons of marketing and advertising, all you have to do is take the first step! For $15,000,000 I will leave the advertisement up for a period of 30 days. Should we find that our business partnership is working to the best of both of our interests, then we can renew the proposal for a mere $3,000,000 every ten days. It's up to you to take the first step! The potential is here! Don't let your fear of failure stop you from becoming the nation you dream about! Send me a private message today, and together we can get you on the road to success!
  5. I can't believe you people tell people about this.
  6. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are deficient in all that lends character. On a good day, you're a half-wit. You are dank and filthy. Phone sex operators hang up on you. You are a fiend and a sniveling coward. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist and despise everything about you. God created cockroaches, fleas, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get a dog to play with you. You are asinine and benighted. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Your alleged mother abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to Earth. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.0001 worth of electricity used to send them? You're a putrescent mass, a swine, and a vulgar little maggot. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a few cards short of a full deck, a few bricks short of a full load, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a spineless little worm only deserving of the profoundest contempt. Your attempt at constructing a response was pitiful, maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count correctly, you will have more success. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. You emit more stupidity in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. May you choke on your own foolish opinions.
  7. You seem happy like a happy dude. That's all that matters, anyways. Good luck to you dude!
  8. You do know you're kind of a bit on the dumb side, right? Been there done that, champ. It's a part of the brave new world we live in. However, you in reality had no excuse. Your only other ally was fighting on an entirely different front. You chose Sparta over Umbrella and GOONS. That is laughable at best.
  9. I have a word I use to describe people who write treaties and effectively use them to avoid getting a little beat up. I have a word I use to describe people who write treaty texts knowing full well they won't be used in that most probably they won't be used in that matter, cowards. [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=20424]That said, I don't think all of that chaining bullshet is relevant[/url] Oh please, Schitt. Go spew your bullchit on some fool who'll care. If you sign a treaty, you're in it for thick and thin. You don't legalese your way out by determining exactly who aggressed who and who farted on who. You roll out and defend your ally. That's why that useless paper was signed. Alliances who do that are simply cowards.
  10. Leave it to Sparta to stick up for the alliance that left MDoAP treaty partners to burn.
  11. I am your counsel in this matter. As your counsel I ask you to refrain from commenting in public. I believe this issue stands settled wtih Tayloj7 receiving 10% of the loot and Master Holton receiving 90% of the loot.
  12. If you really want to break down semantics, then there are 24 hours in a day. By 9:40 pm server time 21.66 of those hours had passed. So, perhaps that means Holton won 90% of the prize and tayloj7 won 10% of the prize?
  13. Of course he is, he donated. He must find a way out of obligations he made!
  14. No, it was the 27th. Real simple. Holton wins.
  15. The New Sith Order would like to extend an invitation to FAIL to merge into the Sith.
  16. Requesting $6,000,000 in rebuilding aid to rebuild myself from the perils of the wakakakakakaka
  17. I have two slots open at update! Shoot me an offer and claim your spot in this thread!
  18. Certainly not when they make such deja` vu like moves.
  19. Who said the Cult spied? They probably just accepted the screenshots from an unknown source. There are a few scandalous people out there in this world who like to remain unknown that regularly drop shit alliances screens. This is fucking hilarious is what is.
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