This is hilarious. Mr Damsky, the only title you can possess that isn't self declared, is laughing stock. I know for sure that you are the laughing stock of VE - I happily engaged in that numerous times. The mere idea that anyone would let you hold any position is ridiculous and is only done in ignorance or idiocy.
But I mean not to critise you, only encourage you to continue, for you bring a smile to my lips every time you appear.