Conan the Barbeque

[quote name='Onion' timestamp='1323741356' post='2875908'] All those colors! Can you make this into an animated gif? Too bad you can't add techno music to the background. [/quote] Here you go! [img]http://i44.tinypic.com/4rvwwi.gif[/img]

I like UE in the corner. Say, how did you aquire grudges with those other alliances? I've been out of the game for a while. [quote name='Wilhelm the Demented' timestamp='1323741206' post='2875902'] I can't wait until they all surrender to the combined forces of Sparta, Sparta, Sparta, and Sparta. [/quote] "The Demented" indeed.

It's nice to see you Tones!

TPF: SUPERSTARS? VERY YES.

Here's to three more years!

That's a nice pepperpot.

[quote name='SirSqueeboo' timestamp='1323295900' post='2867769'] That's what NPO (and The Initiative and 1Vision) said before fighting us for two consecutive years. June 18, 2007 - May 14, 2009 [/quote] That war seems to have irrepairibly damaged FAN. Before then, FAN was a ripe and rich alliance, yet as the war peeled away members with prolonged despair so only a core remained, that core became rotten with only a few goals in mind. Now FAN acts like a broken record; unable to relish their past successes as it was spent with their most bitter enemies who eventually ripped out and ate their hearts, FAN only exists to build up and then declare minor instances of war every few years, and not contribute anything major to world politics. Oh, and mpol makes the occasional post !@#$%*ing about whatever. I wasn't in NPO when FAN and NPO went to war, and I had a lot of sympathy and empathy for you folks, and I respect you as good CN players who are dedicated to playing well. It's unfortunate that now your dedication takes you to a rotten death in what seems to be a fit of total self-hatred as you throw your nations away from what could have been so much more.

[quote name='Wilhelm the Demented' timestamp='1323216670' post='2866392'] Don't worry. We're working on [our own utter destruction]. You're welcome. [/quote] [quote name='Enzos' timestamp='1323215769' post='2866353'] They're not worth the effort and too sweat to roll Our blitz will come, after our opponents' blitz. [/quote] So you declare war but don't attack, and only intend to destroy yourselves?

It's like you just stepped on a landmine, Sparta. Good luck...

After this is over, stay as long as you like in the park!

I think I can hear jaws and bricks hitting the ground around Farkistan.

[quote name='Kaiser Martens' timestamp='1323111528' post='2863833'] Of course they would not have any weapons. They're cactusfolk. They have no hands. [/quote] To be fair, a cactuar is always armed with at least 1000 needles.

It's a real pleasure to be around our friends on the battlefield, so, thank you NATO!

[quote name='Merrie Melodies' timestamp='1323035522' post='2862637'] What he was saying is FAN has far more reason to hit NPO than TOP has to hit NpO. Millions should have been billions, possible trillions. [/quote] I'll think you'll find that was... [center][size="7"][b]100 billion tech!!!![/b][/size] [img]https://thinkingscifi.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dr-evil.jpg[/img][/center]

[quote name='natas31' timestamp='1322925758' post='2860663'] In before gravedig is gravedig [/quote] Holy carp you are correct.

Even though we are at war, this is a message I can appreciate. Happy Hannukah!

Live long in peace friends!

Welcome back...from the dead!

You were a good friend in the GPA! Good luck with all you are doing!

I too have been thinking about this a lot, and it has inhibited me from coming back to the game properly. I used to be a top 100 nation, but fell to deletion and since have remade the nation when I have thought "Cybernations was pretty fun, and it's good to play with those people" and then I realise it will be near impossibly tough and expensive to reach the upper eschelons of where I was before. What I am thinking as a solution to this may be to accelerate the growth of new nations relative to who they are trading with or perhaps who they are near on the world map, or add many favourable events to bring a country to a better tier perhaps. The bonus of this plan is that it allows nations to catch up quicker and thus be more valuable. The flaw in this plan though seems to be that again, there is still not much incentive for daily interaction.

I'm actually making this post on behalf of my brother, please don't tell him.

This is indeed good news.

I have not seen a good rap battle on CN since the GOONS. Well done Grämlins for the stats.

Not in the slightest, and because of the high calibre of STA, I am sure that if NSO were to be attacked tomorrow he would be one of the first non-NSO nations defending us.

What's more - you think brown is too good to be allied with us, but not your own alliance the white teamed STA?