Us Echelonians are a simple lot.
We enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, we enjoy our e-beers cold and always ensure our lulz are epically lulzy.
And when it comes time for politics on planet bob, we never think outside the box, we prefer to think with portals. Why think outside the box when you can SEE outside the box using portals? This ensures dealing with the problem from within the safety of our very own structurally superfluous box!
By joining Echelon you too can think with portals!
And if that's not enough for you, we will even teach you to divide by zero!
All you have to do is sign up today!
o/ ECHELON!