Jazzy95

Who leaked my diet to NG

This is so low effort it’s impossible not to love 💕

I have to agree with Jerdge's comment from another post, the new aggressive approach you're taking isn't working. You used OOC information in an IC forum. You could have easily made the meme using "LH" instead of [OOC name] but you purposefully wanted to make it more personal. As far as Luc, CLAWS punished the leader of an alliance after they participated in attempting to set up a spy ring. On the other hand, three members of NG leadership are lining their own pockets by saving about $90,000,000 on tech EACH.

So just to quickly recap: NG supports bringing back more substantial, punitive war reps NG considered forced disbandment NG gov supports using OOC info in IC attacks

Boog's implosion means the web is still ending this week cleaner than it started... for the first time in years 😃 Congrats on the signing, this felt overdue

It's good to know that when members of CLAWS travel, they'll always have a second home in your head. Never change 🥰 As for OC, pray that you can keep up with Lyanna's tech program, they really seem to have mastered a system over in NG.

Great people, great treaty, what's not to like?

Since the early days of CLAWS, we've relied on our bot, Lord Hershey, to provide us with help and guidance. With its namesake returning to CN, it was inevitable that we would ask... First, have a section where the alliances involved make it clear that they are two alliances. Also state that the two alliances will not fight each other. You can call it Article One and/or Peace and Sovereignty For instance, Second, figure out what type of defense treaty you want and then make that Article Two and/or Defense. For instance, if you decide to have an Optional Defense Treaty (ODP) write it something like this: The 'may' in the above line means that the parties can choose to defend each other, but are not required to do so by the treaty. Third, figure out if you want to also add an Article regarding Aggression - which means that the leadership of the two alliances agree to attack another alliance together. This is usually 'optional' and so for this example, it will also be optional. This will be Article Three. Finally, end the treaty with a cancellation clause. These clauses are usually listed between 24 to 72 hours warning. For example, At the end of the treaty, the government officials of each alliance add their signatures. This is not required, however it is common at this point to do a "too long, didn't read" note at the end. In the above example it would be as follows:

I believe this is where my puppet masters would say "More blood for the Blood God!" So that.

Congrats to great allies! But I still doubt this whole “democracy” thing.

Thanks for this, CLAWS is submitting the following:

On the All Nations Within My Strength Range page, it says the results are "Based on 75% - 133% Strength Formula," so with my nation strength of 174,800.937 it should start displaying results in descending order from 232,485.246 (NS*133%). Instead, I'm seeing nations up to 275,120.879, and since that nation and I are 250 rankings apart, I assume that's why I see them. I don't think it's a bug since the +/-250 is intentional, but maybe the "Based on" part just needs clarification?

You've leaked our war time show tune!

We'd like to introduce you to...

I don't usually get involved on the fifth page of an OWF car crash, but, boy howdy, did you twist what Claude was saying. For those complaining about the terms Lucius accepted, I fail to see why. He made the terms acceptable when he... accepted the terms. If other alliance leaders find those terms unacceptable when presented with them, they'll be free to negotiate or continue fighting in hopes of a different offer. Lucius did neither because, and this is the important part, he found them acceptable.

I want to congratulate Lucius on a war both well fought and well handled. Many people have made mistakes, very few are willing to own up to them, handle them with dignity, and/or apologize. And a big thanks to our members for dishing out some… Claw & Order 😎 ✌️

I received evidence a week ago, September 19. As my log to you suggests, we started planning shortly thereafter. We came forward publicly when we felt our own alliance was ready. Just because we disapprove of an action doesn't mean we need to respond at that moment. We even changed the time of day because a one of our guys wanted to go to his daughter's basketball game. 😁 As stated by Tevron, Lucius made a decision as alliance leader. When a member of an alliance goes rogue, the next step an offended alliance should take is contacting that nation's alliance to see if it was a unintentional. When the leader of the alliance does it, that step is unnecessary. The Entente bears the consequences of their own leader's actions. Based on the logs I can see, Lucius was the one that wanted to "Rebuild an intel network" because, as he said twice, he "need[s] intel." Even if I assume there are earlier logs where TDE approached Lucius, he had the ability, as you did, to politely decline. Please spare me. I'm happy to continuously see the better in y'all when mistakes happen, but don't try to flip this into a protection defense. I can't think of an alliance I care less about than TIE, maybe Argent (Are those guys even relevant?). If Lucius felt he needed to do something to CLAWS to protect his alliance, he should've attempted diplomacy and not espionage. Regarding your other allegations against TDE and the rest of the "cabal of people looking to undermine us," I look forward to reading about it in the next installment of The Day Today. Until then, we'll continue shredding all outdated formal clothing attire.

CLAWS Issues "War From Home" Order (September, 25 2020) – CLAWS has been notified of an espionage attempt made by Lucius Optimus, Emperor of The Imperial Entente (TIE). Effective immediately, CLAWS announces a new "War From Home" policy in recognition of said event. To commemorate the occasion, CLAWS will giving away free nuclear detonations to all nations under the TIE alliance affiliation (AA). Additionally, CLAWS is providing ALL NATIONS, regardless of AA, a free tie to remember this day. For Questions, Please Contact: Claude, Head of Complaints http://claws.rocks

Excuse you both, Stewie worked really hard on his three treaties announced in the last month or so. And outside of anniversary threads, when else am I supposed to give the Golden Girls claws?

You're giving yourself too much credit... There are other points to debate about your image, but I just wanted to make sure you had clarification on this one.

Thanks Dwight.

I know anniversary posts are rare these days as memory loss sets into our aging nations. We even forgot to say something last year. However, CLAWS turns two today! It feels like just yesterday discussions began to bring together close groups of friends. Alright, so we didn't all know each other, but a certain football legend got into our heads and we realized our combined strengths were far better than our individual weaknesses. A month later, we declared our existence. We received warm welcomes from all. Alright, so maybe not everyone was excited to see us and our boogey all the way up to the 3rd place spot. However, we found some great allies along the way. In fact, our treaties received great fanfare. Alright, so maybe there were some critics. But seriously, we were told again and again that the cards were stacked against us. Mergers between two alliances don't last, never mind five. "Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak alliances stronger!" was what I think we were told. Yet here we are, two years later and we're extremely happy with the progress we've made. Our aid slot usage is among the highest in both total slots used and percentage in use. Between us and our allies, we keep our Senate chambers active with the most votes for each color. We fought alongside allies when called upon and always helped in the rebuild. Today, we're tied to a strong collection of alliances we know we'll be able to call on when the time comes. We've barely scratched the surface of what we can do until the nuclear apocalypse. Until then, we'll keep our CLAWS polished. Signed, Leader: Jazzy95 Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Ministers Minister of Economics: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim Advisory Council Black CN Senate Candidate: Riser Black CN Senate Candidate: Phrog Pink CN Senate Candidate: Claude Pink CN Senate Candidate: Tehol Old Nail (Elder): White Chocolate Come join us over on discord: http://claws.rocks/ free gifs for all tonight!