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  1. This made me laugh, but not in a good way. Just looks pathetic.
  2. It's a bit early for April Fool's Day, isn't it?
  3. About time, we'd been expecting this for a while, glad to see you finally caught up. Bring it.
  4. [quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1296169086' post='2606227'] Come on, Bob! They didn't get the joke to begin with, why you gotta ruin it now? [/quote] Perhaps if if the joke had actually been coherent instead of a bunch of inane rambling... Seriously, I thought you all would have wittier responses than what I've seen thus far. What I have seen has left me somewhat disappointed. Where's the hate Legion's so used to? You can do better than that! Pathetic warchests aside, the responses from our buddies over at Doomhouse have been pretty lacking.
  5. [quote name='Shoofly' timestamp='1296104748' post='2604563'] tonight we dine on goon. mmm. tastes like....chicken. [/quote] I dunno man, it's sorta gamey... and I keep spitting out shotgun pellets.
  6. [quote] [center][IMG]http://www.avelegio.net/forums/images/smilies/legion/imperatorseal.png[/IMG][/center] [b]*Assarax lights a cigarette[/b] Two days ago, our friend and ally the New Pacific Order was attacked by a group of the biggest d-bags ever to roam Planet Bob. The second that Doomhouse unjustly declared war upon the New Pacific Order, the call to war rang loud throughout our halls. The Legion will not stand by and watch as honorless tyrants run rampant across the planet. Tonight, The Legion rides to war. As of this day, 1/26/2011, The Legion hereby activates it's MDoAP with the New Pacific Order by declaring war on the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism. Seriously, $%&@ you. Ave Legio. /s/ Watcher, Imperator totem, Proconsul Siaon, Minister of Defense Alexander Kerensky, Minister of Internal Affairs MeltedLazerz, Minister of Economics Assarax, Minister of Foreign Affairs [/quote]
  7. [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1296097270' post='2603986'] You wound me, sir. [/quote] The word of gutter trash means nothing to us.
  8. [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1296067862' post='2602963'] Last night I was proven wrong. Last night I was shown that the way of righteousness and intelligence does still exist in some of the darker corners of the Cyberverse. Last night the Legion showed that they support the right and noble cause of the Kingdom and Doomhouse in their cleansing of the Cyberverse of the rogue alliance known as NPO. Through failing to uphold their signed Mutual Defense Pact, the leadership of Legion have shown the world that they value right over honor and have shown their true, pro-Kingdom spirit in their actions, or rather, lack thereof. On behalf of the nations of the Mushroom Kingdom and our comrades in Doomhouse, I would like to thank the Legion for proving that our cause is just and our way is right and giving their silent support for our actions against the New Pacific Order. I, for one, believe this to be the dawning of a new age in the Cyberverse, an age where the Legion and those that have traditionally opposed the 'Shroom Crown finally come to the realization that we are superior and that our way is best. To finally reach this goal must be as exciting for the members of the Legion as it is for the Kingdom. I now ask that my comrades in Doomhouse embrace our new supplicants and give them the warm welcome to the path of righteousness that they deserve. Hail Legion! [/quote] You're a moron. Go to Hell.
  9. Dear MK and its lackys, Your asshattery is now complete. I fully expected that this war was a ploy to draw the NPO out in the open, and when they failed to take your weak, weak bait you decided to take it upon yourself. I've stated time and again that your alliances are pieces of absolute gutter trash, and today you prove me right. So, to GOONS, MK and Umbrella, go $%&@ yourselves. -Assarax o/ NPO
  10. [quote name='Exige' timestamp='1295890666' post='2596783'] lol we all know how this is gonna go: 1) Sparta starts getting their butt kicked 2) they go to umbrella or another ally and get them to save their ass by having them declare in support of them or by having members of allies switch over to fight on the sparta AA. 3) Sparta watches as their allies do the dirty work 4) Sparta brags about their war achievement and demands huge reps from NV 5) wait till next war and start from step 1 again pathetic show Sparta [/quote] Spartan war precedent would suggest that this is true. Clearly, color politics hasn't died out, if this many people are upset over Sparta's decision. There seem to still be some here who put a certain value on treaties signed with other members of their color sphere. Regardless, I'm enjoying Sparta's underhanded decision here because it means I get to see them burn. Give 'em Hell, NV! o/
  11. Ah, another Legion treaty, another round of anti-Legion asshattery... More people spewing outdated facts and irrelevant data in order to justify your hatred for my alliance. I hope you all realize that in the eyes of Legionnaires everywhere you all are one hilarious joke. Thank you to all of Legion and Polaris' allies and supporters, you're all good people. As for the rest of you, kindly take your !@#$%baggery and shove it. Though I doubt you'll find room, since your heads are taking up so much space in your asses.
  12. A while ago, The Legion met a very enthusiastic foreign diplomat. Since then, he has become a good friend of The Legion. Him and the founders of The Last Republic have proven themselves to be good friends and loyal allies, and The Legion is proud to assist them in their new endeavor. So, without further ado, I present to you: [quote][CENTER] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060612225060/cybernations/images/8/89/LegionFlag.png[/img] [img]http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/ad263/Jharius_II/Flag15.png[/img] [SIZE="7"][B][CENTER][COLOR="Purple"]THE [COLOR="Orange"]FERRUM[/COLOR][COLOR="Purple"] ACT[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="3"][I]A Treaty of Protection Between The Legion and The Last Republic[/I][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"]Introduction:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] The Legion and The Last Republic, upon signing this treaty, hereby agree to adhere to the terms put forth within. [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"]Article I - Conduct:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] Members of both The Legion and The Last Republic shall show each other mutual respect and courtesy at all times. [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"]Article II - Non-Aggression:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] Neither The Legion, nor The Last Republic shall engage in acts of war or espionage against the other. [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"]Article III - Protection:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] The Legion agrees to protect The Last Republic from rogues or unprovoked wars of aggression. The Legion also agrees to act as mediator for any conflicts between The Last Republic and outside forces. The Last Republic is not obligated to assist The Legion in military engagements. [COLOR="Purple"][B][SIZE="4"] Article IV - Tech Raiding:[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] The Legion and The Last Republic recognize that any war arising due to tech raiding on the part of The Last Republic shall be considered a provoked act of aggression and nullify Article III. The Last Republic agrees to abstain from tech raiding within the Purple Sphere. [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"]Article V - Assistance:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] The Legion shall assist The Last Republic in building a strong economy and a stable alliance through reasonable means. [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"] Article VI - Intelligence:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] Should either The Legion or The Last Republic receive information that indicates a threat to the security of one another, that information shall be communicated through private channels within 24 hours. [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Purple"]Article VII - Treaty Notifications:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] The Last Republic agrees to inform The Legion of all treaties PIAT-level and above and take the advice given by The Legion under due consideration before making a final decision. [B][COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"] Article VIII - Cancellation:[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] This treaty may be canceled at the discretion of The Legion or The Last Republic. The canceling party shall be required to give the other alliance 48 hours prior notice. If The Last Republic commits a grave violation of the spirit of this treaty The Legion reserves the right to cancel the protectorate immediately. Signed for The Legion: /s/ Watcher, Imperator /s/ totem, Proconsul /s/ Zyvexal, Minister of Foreign Affairs /s/ Jooshbox234, Minister of Economics /s/ Feibelman, Minister of Defense /s/ the god of lightning, Minister of Internal Affairs Signed for The Last Republic: ~StockHunter General of the Republican Guard ~Jharius II Consul of Economics ~Razgriz90 Consul of Internal Affairs ~Mr Havok Consul of Foreign Affairs ~sojourner of Logos Alderman of The Last Republic[/quote] Ave Legio Ave TLR
  13. [quote name='Sardonic' timestamp='1285041269' post='2459612'] You've made a powerful enemy today Legion, I hope it was worth it. [/quote] Are you being sardonic? Also, totally worth it.
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