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Jim Bob the Glorious

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  1. To answer your question, you weren't prepared and thought that by joining a curbstomp late with 5 times the nation strength, you'd face easy, overwhelmed, wimpy targets. More specifically, you personally were more bark than bite. You entered the war with less than 70m in warchest and found yourself completely reliant on Umbrella aid in two weeks. By the end of the third week, your aid slots were already used up with cash and you turtled. You retreated to the OWF and talked big here because you really couldn't say much on the battlefield. It's a shame you weren't more like this guy:
  2. Losing an ally is always a touchy situation. It's never welcomed or seen as a victory by anyone because it represents failure. Zoom in close enough and you can always find fault in each part. Several things have changed and these two great alliances have found their once happy relationship soured. Unfortunately, this happened and each side must let things go. Credit must be given to GO and CSN for the lack of drama in this thread. Keeping things friendly should be a priority as they share so many allies and friends. Should either party need help in the future, I'm sure it would be pr
  3. [quote name='Tick1' timestamp='1340191541' post='2989932'] Technically it's our ankles, but anyhow [/quote] Technically you don't have ankles, but anyhoo
  4. [quote name='Epiphanus' timestamp='1286768408' post='2481089'] While this doesn't change the stagnation, I look forward to seeing whoever wins. [/quote] If this goes well, expect more of these. Bigger, better, and more pointless.
  5. Good evening, We, the 10 alliances of 10.10.10, have gathered together to fight the single greatest threat to Bob. This growing menace, created by the tangled web, controlled by the treaty, and masters of us all must be destroyed. Yes, this danger grows daily as more and more are forced to decide between something good and something awful. Unable to sit by any longer, the members of Athens, NpO, UPN, GATO, FAN, RnR, Fark, Sparta, WTF and FoK have banded together to destroy it. You may have already heard of such plans. Nothing is secret any more in a world controlled by our enemy. Ye
  6. [quote name='Krack' timestamp='1286334099' post='2476782'] I don't think he's very concerned; everyone knows Aloha is MK's favorite. Hell, we're everybody's favorite. We're Legion's favorite and we wouldn't even consider signing a treaty with you. [/quote] You're not our favorite.
  7. [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1286134647' post='2473324'] i again ask how does this shake things up? they signed MDoaP's with each SF alliance By the by, shouldnt you be off betraying more friends by log dumping on them [/quote] [img]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/give_me_a_spit_take_skit.jpg[/img] I kid.
  8. [quote name='streak324' date='16 July 2010 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1279329576' post='2375296'] wow, no FARK members responded to the thread? [/quote] A travesty! Guru Order has long been one of Farkistan's closest alliances. We've shared a love for beer and all the joy it brings for longer than I can remember. Once a protectorate and then an ally, they are now considered a partner. Congratulation Guru on your own brand of beer. Send us over a case and we will return the favor.
  9. Could you kindly remove our flag from the OP? While I get the need to strut, feed the ego, and generally declare yourselves topdog, I'd personally prefer if you did it without implying that Fark condones this crap.
  10. [quote name='RavingMainyYak' date='06 June 2010 - 01:05 PM' timestamp='1275843908' post='2326423'] There's something familiar with this review.A nice selection of brews, but I have this sense of déjà vu. [/quote] A beer review so nice, they used it twice? http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=65212&st=0&p=1742357&hl=+carlsberg%20+elephant%20+beer&fromsearch=1&#entry1742357
  11. [quote name='Corinan' date='03 March 2010 - 08:05 PM' timestamp='1267664966' post='2213149'] Probably. You forced my fearless leader, idol, and BFF to resign instead though. This displeases me. I'll have your heads on pikes for that. Edit: Oh and you did force reparations on us. One dollar. I was going to use it to get a Snickers bar too. Die. [/quote] You'd think that a Sith would know the true meaning of the word 'force'.
  12. After the meeting, Ivan and I shared an aside. [quote]<Randomly[fark]> OOC you are one of the most slippery people I've ever had the pleasure to deal with <Randomly[fark]> Its been a treat. <Moldavi> Thank you. I do my best. Of course now that you guys have forced me to resign I don't know how I will be the villain <Randomly[fark]> Always New Solar Order <Randomly[fark]> and I didnt force you to resign. <Randomly[fark]> Practically begged you to stay <Moldavi> I don't know if that is how it will read <Randomly[fark]> The truth shall
  13. Tonight the forces of the CSN, Farkistan, GOD, and Guru Order accepted the surrender of New Sith Order to their combined efforts and agreed to an end of hostilities. Both sides have ended the war amicably and acknowledge that all parties performed admirably on the field of battle, each alliance giving as much as it got day in and day out. Therefore, we, the nations of the CSN, Farkistan, GOD and Guru Order acknowledge victory on the killing fields over New Sith Order. This acknowledgement comes with but two stipulations. New Sith Order, in accordance with discussed terms of surrender, ag
  14. [quote name='Ivan Moldavi' date='24 February 2010 - 07:19 PM' timestamp='1267057362' post='2202258'] I told you that you could speak with Lintwad or contact anyone on the Darth Council and they could reach me. You claiming that I have stated that I am the sole voice of the NSO does not make it so no matter how many embassies or threads you post it in. The only aspect of that which is relevant is that I stated I reserve sole right to declare aggressive wars. That does not in any way equate to me being the sole voice of NSO. That is a red herring that you used to avoid communication with my
  15. [quote name='heggo' date='24 February 2010 - 05:04 PM' timestamp='1267049286' post='2202080'] It is worth noting that even when Fark offered us beer reviews and no re-entry as terms, they did not do so in good faith. Consider that in our initial negotiations they offered us these terms only to promptly declare war on our ally IRON. Their goal wasn't to give us peace, but rather to either force us to violate our treaty with IRON or stall us until our treaty obligations would force us back into the war for a time. It is also worth noting that, during later negotiations, randomly (and some other
  16. [b]Pure.[/b] [quote]Molon Labe and DOOM, acknowledging their continued participation in this war is of no assistance to their allies and acknowledging defeat at the hands of MK, STA, NSO, and NpO, agree to the following terms for peace: -Molon Labe and DOOM will not re-enter the conflict by offering military assistance (including spying) to any present combatants. -Molon Labe and DOOM will not offer any economic assistance to any present combatants. [/quote] [b]White.[/b] [quote]Tonight the forces of the Terra-Cotta Pact and the Ordinance of the Force accepted the surrender of The Pho
  17. Like all discussions here, the truth means little yet I'll provide it anyways. As the Polar vs \m/ war wound down, Fark asked everyone for a beer review. From Carpe Diem to STA, that was our condition. STA complained because we had not exchanged even a cruise missile. My membership and gov had a general like for STA and we dropped the demand and moved on. We desired an end to the Shortbus war. We didn't view the Beer review as a term of surrender and if you look back at that thread you will see that we agreed to do one ourselves. We still don't. Yet we do have our traditions and we
  18. NSO has been offered 'white peace'. Ivan himself accepted the terms and asked to immediately announce a ceasefire on the OWF. He was advised by Fark to go speak to allies first and left to do so. He then disappeared for days. Reason unknown. Conjecture was that his allies in Iron did not approve. If only the communication logs from that meeting existed... Here they are. [quote] Now talking in #lwoffice * ENI[Away] (swahnhenne@coldfront-EF3418AA.bredband.comhem.se) has joined #lwoffice * ENI[Away] is now known as ENI[Fark] <ENI[Fark]> hello, gentlemen
  19. [quote name='x Tela x' date='19 February 2010 - 12:22 AM' timestamp='1266556929' post='2191578'] MHA and FOK defeated us, but any term, even a frivolous one, is just silly, when we didn't see that alliance on the battlefield at all. Anyway, it's not as if it were a billion dollar rep and I'm crying out about the injustice. It's just extremely silly. [/quote] If you need us to fight you in order to drink a beer, that can be arranged.
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