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  1. Believland
    Today, I learned that I have been the true target of the Carlos Accords. I learned this early this morning when I was starring at the sunrise. It was that Eureka moment that so many have talked about. To make this concise let me just break it down like this. I'm Latino, so that obviously explains the Carlos part. "Accord" sounds like, 'a chord'. Now this wouldn't mean anything if it wasn't for my sad, sad attempt to try to play the guitar. They're obviously teasing me because I never learned how to play more than a chord. Finally, I used to be tiny then I hit puberty and got taller. So that just explains the whole midget thing.
    Carlos, I'm coming for ya!
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    NHL 11

    By Believland,

    I was wondering if anyone would be interested in forming a club in NHL 11 (Xbox 360). Just add your gamer tag and what position you play.
    BEazyy22- Defender
    Markt4- Defender/Goalie
    strykerx44- Center/Wing
    Crymson84- Defender/Left Wing
    Dr Drai- Right Wing/Center
  4. Believland
    Well, I usually try not to read books. After seeing what some of you people blurt on the OWF, I'm terrified to read. But, when I have read it's always been fantasy, I just love the ideas of it. Anyway, my teacher assigned us to read a non-fiction book. After doing some googling of some of the books he told us about, I decided to get Outliers. So far, I've fallen in love with it but, I have to put it down so I can read it in class(which kinda sucks). It's just an interesting concept and if you haven't read it then please do. And to those of you who have, what are your thoughts? Have you read any other Gladwell novels that you would recommend (Going to get Blink and Tipping Point some point in the near future)?
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    RE:RE:RE: CoJ

    By Believland,

    That's a dirty lie. My Mother wears sandals. Reps will now be 30 dongs 1000 soldiers and a shoe(It can be a boot too. Just no sandals) review no less than 500 words(488 of those words can be "very")
    CoJ: The ball is in your court
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    RE: CoJ

    By Believland,

    While enjoying a good conversation in #coj, I came under some personal attacks by members of the Cult. Well, I personally, didn't receive any insults my mother did. Now, my mother said nothing to them to bring on such insults upon her character and age(Now if anyone has any exp. with the older ladies you do not mention their age) When I confronted the two childish bullies , they showed no regret for their cruel behavior. Now, my mom is aging and has arthritis which is nothing to joke about. Luckily, I was able to cool down, but my pain is still there. So, to cure it, I demand 50 dongs and 600 soldiers for my pain!
    CoJ: The ball is in your court
  10. Believland

    Ah $@(!

    By Believland,

    So, I was looking at the CN wiki today. Remembering the days when NPO was still in power and Black wasn't unified and a couple of things happened between there but, it doesn't matter. But, this is to the friends that I remember from my time in the original OTS to The forming of Dark Regression. Anyway this is to you guys:
    Lordy Lord of Porn: Ah #*$# I remember spamming back in OTS with you and just having fun. The spam section really got me into the game. But, I will always be the spam king in OTS though
    Lew: You recruited me into OTS. Without you I would be nowhere or still ghosting alliances and attacking noobs.
    Hormones: **** BrotherUncle. I've had a blast with you. You're the one who got me into politics
    Jgat: LX was a blast with you guys
    She: hahaha screw you dude
    Rev: Miss you man. I wish things would have played different in LX
    Budlight: $# you and your freak friends!
    VI: Goddamn you. Seriously. Just get laid. Also, my girlfriend, Nicole Pissari, wants you stop using her as your avatar. She will however still be our goddess of war! But, you really should get laid
    Fort_Pitt: Find me on IRC man. I haven't talked to you on the forums. And I wish things didn't go the way they did in Dark Regression
    CG: Loser
    Elloraddor: Catch up on IRC with me.
    Lefty: I wish you would bring back PLUS one day. The Brotherhood was pretty friggin sweet. Best bloc in CN... ever
    Ante: Dude, if you ever need a home, you got one here. You and me are the last active OTS left.
    CR: It's been a pleasure knowing you. I think I got mad after the NoV-Q war because the aid and I might have lashed out at you.
    Munaan: It's been a pleasure ripping $#*# up with you.
    Makela: No shout out for you!
    Twisted: $&*# you you $*)#$&$#)$#(
    In all seriousness, I love you all. Save for Makela who is a whiny loser with no friends
  12. Believland

    My thoughts

    By Believland,

    Having just been exposed to The Order of the Paradox's phlegmatic principles, I ponder how best to express my disgust at The Order of the Paradox's total lack of sensitivity and reasoning. Let's get down to business: The Order of the Paradox has spent untold hours trying to gain a respectable foothold for its squalid remonstrations. During that time, did it ever once occur to it that false denials, pleas for sympathy, and a base campaign for smearing others with its own crimes constitute its whole method of defense? All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that The Order of the Paradox's fans get a thrill out of protesting. They have no idea what causes they're fighting for or against. For them, going down to the local protest, carrying a sign, hanging out with The Order of the Paradox, and meeting some other wicked lamebrains is merely a social event. They're not even aware that The Order of the Paradox has blood on its hands. Yet it pretends to be an innocent lamb who has our best interests at heart. We all know the reality: If The Order of the Paradox really had our best interests at heart, it wouldn't open the gates of Hell.
    I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that politically incorrect sciolists with stronger voices than minds would revert to vitriolic behavior. But The Order of the Paradox's bootlickers tend to fall into the mistaken belief that The Order of the Paradox is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative, mainly because they live inside a The Order of the Paradox-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. It's time to step things up a notch and wage war on ageism, and besides, The Order of the Paradox has two imperatives. The first is to dress up its profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. The second imperative is to make our country spiritually blind. Even though The Order of the Paradox gives flattering titles to its natural distempers, if The Order of the Paradox wants to craft propaganda that justifies breaking down our communities, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision.
    The Order of the Paradox is foolish, longiloquent, dissolute, vicious, inconsiderate, and snappish. Need I go on? When I was younger I wanted to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature. I still want to do that, but now I realize that if one believes statements like, "The only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate—one is, in effect, supporting voluble yokels. I can't make heads or tails of The Order of the Paradox's monographs. I mean, does it want to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses, or doesn't it? Let us be witness to the horrifying effects of The Order of the Paradox's merciless double standards. Let us examine how it seeks to stifle the voices of those who are simply seeking to be heard. Let us exhibit the moral values, empathy, and wisdom needed to tell the world that one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. The Order of the Paradox, however, is more likely to engage in or goad others into engaging in illegal acts.
    What a joyful affair it would be for The Order of the Paradox if it managed to get away with preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. It'd be laughing through its snout like a sow grinning at her little piglets. It'd be chortling at everyone's obliviousness to the fact that its torchbearers consider its convictions a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of classism.
    In particular, The Order of the Paradox makes it sound like we can stop elitism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for nutty smut peddlers. The evidence against that concept is so overwhelming, even an eight-year-old child can recognize it. Even so, if The Order of the Paradox wanted to, it could alter, amend, abridge, and censor the record to point the finger of responsibility at others. It could subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. And it could grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly shabby ways to subvert existing lines of power and information. We must sincerely not allow The Order of the Paradox to do any of these.
    I am not interested in debating The Order of the Paradox. One can't have a debate with someone who is so willingly ignorant of the most basic tenets of the subject being discussed. The Order of the Paradox's faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree. We must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize The Order of the Paradox's overbearing, exploitative manuscripts and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to lay the groundwork for an upcoming attempt to restore the traditions that it has abandoned.)
    It may not seem to be very important right now, but The Order of the Paradox likes to compare its credos to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. The Order of the Paradox's propaganda machine once said that The Order of the Paradox would never break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas it deems to be scary. So much for credibility!
    If you can go more than a minute without hearing The Order of the Paradox talk about Comstockism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. The Order of the Paradox's confreres are quick to point out that because The Order of the Paradox is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, it is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, The Order of the Paradox is a victim of its own success—a success that enables The Order of the Paradox to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to its snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance. So don't tell me that creating needed understanding is best achieved in a calm, rational environment just because it makes it sound like it's some perfect angel of unstained ethical standards.
    The Order of the Paradox says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, The Order of the Paradox's time has run out. Why The Order of the Paradox would even pretend that it is a spokesman for God is beyond me. Believe it or not, a common thread runs through most of The Order of the Paradox's cop-outs, a thread so muzzy-headed that it disgusts me nearly to the point of physical illness. Yes, I could add that it subordinates rationality in decision making, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, "The Order of the Paradox can't control its desire to have everything it wants and to have it now." I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way, but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that The Order of the Paradox tries to make us think the way it wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons.
    The Order of the Paradox is extremely adversarial. In fact, my Adversarial-O-Meter confirms that The Order of the Paradox loves generating drama and conflict. That's why it repeatedly insists that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. It's also why it believes in laying waste to the environment. There isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that The Order of the Paradox's opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality—so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of The Order of the Paradox's from the get-go. Thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that The Order of the Paradox's actions amount to what a proverbial metaphor in Sanskrit describes as trying to extinguish a fire by feeding it enough wood to glut its appetite. I was right when I said that The Order of the Paradox is the type of organization that can look you right in the eye and, with an expression of the utmost sincerity, tell you any kind of whopper that suits its purpose. And I was right when I said that The Order of the Paradox has written volumes about how it is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of uncontrollable franions. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that if it manages to commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility, civilization will crumble almost immediately. Investigators from a future era will need to sift through the charred wreckage of our society looking for the black box to figure out what happened. Maybe they'll even discover that I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind The Order of the Paradox that it is planning to divert our attention from serious issues. This does not bode well for the future because in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, it used to complain about being persecuted. Now The Order of the Paradox is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that it focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, The Order of the Paradox attempts to twist and distort facts to justify its feelings, but that just goes to show that it is absolutely determined to believe that its snow jobs are our final line of defense against tyrrany, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. Anyone who has spent any amount of time doing his homework knows that one truism with profound implications is that The Order of the Paradox's proposed social programs do not come without a price. Since I don't have anything more to say on that subject, I'll politely get off my soapbox now.
    Like I said earlier, this blog isn't worth reading and it was just a random insult generator. TOP are actually some pretty cool cats minus a couple
  13. Believland
    Well it has came to my attention that being slapped by a large trout isn't as bad as being slapped with a giant anvil.
    So, Would you rather be slapped by a giant anvil or a large trout?
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