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Yeah about that. They put me in charge of the whiskey and virgins thing, which in retrospect was probably a poor decision. Anyway, I got a call from a guy about a thing, I make a little detour and well...you know how these things go. Long story short, 48 virgins aren't, 35 are dead, the whiskeys gone and you owe the Tip-Top Motor Court outside of Newark, Delaware 12 Grand. Also if you can find the last seventeen virgins, you're welcome to them. All the best, Clifford

God knows we've tried James. If you have any ideas as to how to get rid of him please let the rest of us know.

Thanks. /Cripes it's so hard sometimes.

James that is a brilliant aphorism you came up with there. I'm gonna use that in some other forums I belong to. May I quote you?

Well this is pretty darn cool I must say. Thanks much folks. Geez there's so much love in here I just stepped in a big pile of hearts.

I gotta admit...that was pretty damn funny. +1. Would read again.

Congrats and Good Luck to you. Very nicely done.

Holy Mackerel! We're two? Then why in Admin's name do I feel about sixty. Happy Birthday to us all! My favorite birthday memory: Geopet querying me in the naming discussion when TF! & Cold were merging and asking if I thought greenacres would ever shut up. Nope. Not yet.

So let me see...I was TPF government, then Atarax government, and now am some low level government type in TPF again. So I PZI'ed myself into joining another alliance and then PZI'ed myself back into government all without ever actually being ZI'ed. I think Schrödinger's cat just traveled back in time and killed my grandfather.

I know funny. So you can trust me when I tell you that that was funny.

And I thank you very much for noticing that, zog. Although to be fair I was complaining to mhawk about his still having bullets and me throwing snowballs.

Sorry for all of the confusion with the deuterium rocks from before. But yes, deuterium rocks. You see the first three Mk guys nuked me so much that we just skipped the post-apocalyptic, Mad Max desert wasteland and went straight to the long frozen Nuclear Winter bit, and believe me it is cold. So rather than just throwing ice we figured we'd use the heavy water to make the heavy ice rocks. Get it.... Bzelger, my citizens dream of vacationing in Siberia. In a Yorkie accent, "A cardboard box? Luxury!"

You have bullets left? Are you hoarding up there in the evil overlord palace? Man I'm reduced to throwing rocks. Granted, they're rocks of really glowy deuterium, but they are still rocks. Welcome to the fight NV.

Very glad to see this happened for you Wing. And kudos to Fark for their reasoned response. I knew they were a good bunch of Farkers. Enjoy the ride.

Would Fark embrace somebody creating this alliance and trying to run and recruit for it as a real entity? Of course not. Good Admin man, use some common sense. Would the Fark that we both know and love (It's like a damn lovefest in here! Fark, You look great! Have you lost weight?) embrace somebody like Wing who is a pretty well known character around here doing something silly like this? I would like to think so. I don't know. Perhaps you're right Delta. Perhaps they have changed that much.